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[–]halps32 112 points113 points ago

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This is like that creepy scene in Willy Wonka when they're in the boat on the chocolate river. Used to always fast forward the shit out of that scene

[–]PersonalConfession 170 points171 points ago*

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[–]FreeDirt 11 points12 points ago

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Pant status: Shat.

[–]PersonalConfession -1 points0 points ago

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[–]MrFilth 2 points3 points ago

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haha, oh wow.

[–]elnicko 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking more 2001 a space odyessy but this is awesome!

[–]Gunslap 0 points1 point ago

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My thoughts exactly!

[–]Pfmohr2 0 points1 point ago

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Truly you are a scholar and a gentleman.

[–]Whired -1 points0 points ago

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I was going to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zail7Gdqro

But I was late by about 7 hours.

[–]juntmaster 12 points13 points ago

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Kind of looks like baby is the next contestant on Cash Cab.

[–]FoxRiver 0 points1 point ago

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Came here looking for this... not disappointed!

[–]t0mmy9 5 points6 points ago

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[–]kaletrip 1 point2 points ago

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I was asking someone the other day if that scene terrified them. They looked at me like I was crazy, so I pulled the, "naw, me neither..." save.

[–]stevesonaplane 1 point2 points ago

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That was one of my favorite scenes as a child. :(

[–]snuffl3s 0 points1 point ago

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came here to say this, instead I now come to upvote.

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

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That was one of my favorite scenes as a child. :(

[–]ObliviousIrrelevance 0 points1 point ago

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You beat me again Reddit...yet again to the punch.

[–]BlorfMonger -1 points0 points ago

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I thought it was more like the scene in 2001 where he flew through the square rock and met an old version of himself eating dinner.

[–]gangy86 68 points69 points ago

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There's no earthly way of knowing

Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining?

Is it snowing?

Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing

So the danger must be growing

Are the fires of hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing

'Cause the rowers keep on rowing

And they're certainly not showing

Any signs that they are slowing!

[–]corporeal-entity 2 points3 points ago

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Stop the boat.

[–]mrkurtz 8 points9 points ago

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don't stop the boat baby

[–]CptCourage 4 points5 points ago

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Stop the boat

[–]therealjag 9 points10 points ago

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pendulum - through the loop

[–]thethreadkiller 1 point2 points ago

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Even just reading that gave me chills.

[–]Talbotus 1 point2 points ago

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Can i interest you children in a waking nightmare?

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[–]Raptor_Captor 4 points5 points ago

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I was surprised the 2001 references weren't at the top of the comments page!

[–]SamuraiPanda 1 point2 points ago

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Willy Wonka is far cooler.

[–]Stereo_Panic 1 point2 points ago

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That's just like... your opinion man.

[–]SamuraiPanda 2 points3 points ago

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To validate my statement, I just checked my DVDs for both 2001 and Willy Wonka. My Wonka disc is indeed a slightly lower temperature than my 2001 disc.

[–]Stereo_Panic 0 points1 point ago

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So it's not far cooler... only slightly cooler then.

[–]skammy16 -2 points-1 points ago

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im upvoting this because i want to see it happen...

[–]BlorfMonger -2 points-1 points ago

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Bah, I commented on this, and then saw this comment. Have an upvote anyways.

[–]loolwat 20 points21 points ago

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That kid is way too young to be facing forward.

[–]DJBJ 28 points29 points ago

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He's also way to young to be peaking on acid, but no one's nailing him for that.

[–]zaffle 0 points1 point ago

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It's ok, he's facing backward, daddy's just driving through a road tunnel in reverse at 55mph.

[–]ostawookiee 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure how you can tell if he's forwards or backwards.

[–]Scorpius289 6 points7 points ago

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He's seen things you wouldn't even believe. Too bad he can't speak (yet) to tell you about them.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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My god it's full of stars!!!

Time to... poop.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 0 points1 point ago

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thats what happens when you go on r/spacedicks

[–]dwightmoody 2 points3 points ago

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Being a baby is pretty much exactly like being on acid.

[–]fassaction 2 points3 points ago

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....This gif miraculously makes it to the front page at least once a week.

Thank god its funny.

[–]district9 2 points3 points ago

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Good recovery at the end!

[–]herp_derpenstein 3 points4 points ago

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That baby just had a 'Nam flashback.

[–]littlesteelo 6 points7 points ago

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This gif is far too big, it needs to be much smaller.

[–]xoxota99 1 point2 points ago

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Epileptic Seizure?

[–]Maximus801 1 point2 points ago

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A Clockwork orange?

[–]filthy_krhum 1 point2 points ago

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[–]raynman37 9 points10 points ago

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Little known fact: he's having an epileptic seizure.

[–]joeslo 2 points3 points ago

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It is possible the baby is having an absence seizure but it's more likely that he just experienced the scary darkness and lights of a tunnel for the first time in his life.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 6 points7 points ago

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How can you tell? To me just looks like a kid who is fascinated with going through a tunnel.

[–]raynman37 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't think this was needed. Now I see I was wrong.

Relevant

[–]winteriscoming2 -1 points0 points ago

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It doesn't look like that to me. I am not a doctor, but these things stand out to me:

  1. He does not move during the tunnel phase. He seems rigid the entire time. Before he was smiling and moving his head.

  2. Afterwords he closes his eyes and shakes his head, almost as if he is shaking off a trance or something.

  3. He is not smiling after and looks confused.

I don't know if he had a seizure, but he seems to have been in some sort of trance during the tunnel.

[–]1137 6 points7 points ago

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The word you're looking for is mesmerized, not seizure.

[–]winteriscoming2 4 points5 points ago

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Please see:

I don't know if he had a seizure

I never claimed that he had a seizure. All I am claiming is that he was probably more than "fascinated".

[–]1137 0 points1 point ago

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I see, you're not raynman37 at all!

[–]Dublinwookie 3 points4 points ago

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[–]winteriscoming2 2 points3 points ago

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Indeed. I am entering my lay opinion that neither letters or raynman are clearly correct and that the answer may is likely somewhere in between.

At least the baby was not burned by any hot water.

[–]aftersox 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like a hypnotic episode.

[–]the_troll_dad 4 points5 points ago

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holy fucking repost

[–]kendrid -2 points-1 points ago

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It's not just a repost, but a repost from the Internet, circa 2004.

[–]SpeckledFleck 0 points1 point ago

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"vintage"

[–]cauldcuts 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Mtownsprts 1 point2 points ago

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The horror.... The horror..

[–]Macandme 1 point2 points ago

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First time through r/spacedicks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Warp speed ahead!!!

[–]progerialover69 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FruitBeef 0 points1 point ago

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This was me when i found out girls have periods.

[–]baal_zebub 0 points1 point ago

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My god... it's full of stars!

[–]vise 0 points1 point ago

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This is how i feel when looking at my feed on facebook on my birthday.

[–]OleDaneBoy 0 points1 point ago

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I did the same thing as a kid, I think it's just visual sensory overload, the extreme change in lighting and not knowing what the fuck a tunnel is

[–]xvpower 0 points1 point ago

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Where we're going, you don't need eyes to see!

[–]mikesername 0 points1 point ago

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That's what my first dubstep concert was like.

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

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My God. It's full of stars.

[–]kimbabs 0 points1 point ago

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"Ha ha ha ha ha ha..

hey guys guys, seriously. What are we doing...

OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK. NO. HOLY SHIT. AHHHHH!

Oh... oh man.. Man, what the fuck!"

[–]dudk 0 points1 point ago

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enter as happy kid -> d=b -> innocense lost

[–]GOODB0Y 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Six96hoot 0 points1 point ago

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My son would do this and it was hilarious. Wish I still had the videos but he thought my phone and soda mixed well.

[–]bigbrother13 0 points1 point ago

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BABY: wha... what year is it?

[–]jellyfishstarvoyage 0 points1 point ago

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Babies are always on mushrooms

[–]SionGWN 0 points1 point ago

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D:

[–]lotsocows 0 points1 point ago

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Probably had a flashback to the birth canal

[–]Dadentum 0 points1 point ago

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baby vs monolith

[–]AssimilationKK 0 points1 point ago

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Turns out the kid is epileptic.

[–]caneut 0 points1 point ago

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And as I was riding down the road in this animal much bigger than me, I was happy, not because I was with my family, or I had been seeing structures to big to fathom, but because I was alive. This feeling didn't last long, as I entered the hole. Everything went dark around me, and flashes of light grazed my view ever so rapidly. The world tuned out before me, I had not noticed where I was, or who I was with. I only knew, I had entered the hole again. The wretched hole I was stuck in for nine months. The light flashes could not be a coincidence. Am I going to die? What is going to happen to me? Time will tell.

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 0 points1 point ago

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My god...it's full of stars...

[–]test_tickles 0 points1 point ago

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re-entry on the firefly can be concerning...

[–]Torncano 0 points1 point ago

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Kevin Spacey WAS Kaiser Soze!

[–]Bruc3w4yn3 0 points1 point ago

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Spoiler Alert! DAMNIT

[–]T-Holt -1 points0 points ago

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[–]sgtpppr -1 points0 points ago

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That is also a very accurate representation of crossing the threshold between an [8] and a [9]. You can feel the afterburners kick in.

[–]7nights -1 points0 points ago

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He now knows what true fear is.

[–]cvframer -1 points0 points ago

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[–]MrClocky -5 points-4 points ago

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Godamnit, Senor gif usually steals everything else from the internet, since when does reddit steal images off of cheezburger?

[–]hupcapstudios -2 points-1 points ago

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That is the incarnation of the ffffuuuuuuu face.

[–]hectorbravado -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha. Babies are stupid.

[–]Zeraphil -3 points-2 points ago

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Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense

:O

[–]kaptainkaos 1 point2 points ago

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[–]icaruscoil -1 points0 points ago*

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