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[–]kewlgoose 21 points22 points ago

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is that Ari Shaffir?

[–]plastic-abacus 5 points6 points ago

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came to ask the same

[–]BastardOfBodom 4 points5 points ago

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It is. He did a podcast episode about bowling.

[–]congelado 1 point2 points ago

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World's most recognizable Jew

[–]Runkle87 15 points16 points ago

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Obviously you're not a golfer

[–]Llythe 10 points11 points ago

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[–]wysiwyg23 1 point2 points ago

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greatest going postal movie ever. he just wanted to go home.

[–]I_play_pokemon 6 points7 points ago

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I'm rooting for the pins.

[–]nukeforyou 2 points3 points ago

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When that ball hits you, dont just fall over. Fight back!

[–]bentraveling 9 points10 points ago

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the dude in the pink shirt has a weird looking head..

[–]rejoe[!] 2 points3 points ago

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I thought this was the joke, and I thought what has D-Fence to do with Dr. Zoidberg?

[–]FreeDirt 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like most of them look about as excited as if they were watching paint dry.

[–]honor646 2 points3 points ago

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Don't you enjoy bowling, Jillian?

[–]FreeDirt 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, you.

[–]ghostbackwards 2 points3 points ago

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Especially seein as how he has a hand for a neck. Wait, that is a left hand. Oh shit. That is the bowllers hand and he is holding his head. No fucking way, I am seeing it now. That is the bowling ball in his hand. Wow.

[–]snypr 1 point2 points ago

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What? None of you know that there is offense and defense in bowling?

[–]chejrw 2 points3 points ago

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Does 'knock down all the pins' count as offense or defense?

[–]kamishizuka 3 points4 points ago

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Well the Pennsylvania Pins have had a bad season this year. They haven't figured out how to buff up their players so they aren't so lanky.

As it is people just bowl right through them.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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At least they aren't on pin enhancement drugs

[–]snypr 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure that's considered offense, but let me check.

[–]MissCharmCity 1 point2 points ago

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I want to be a defensive tackle in bowling.

[–]TeeHomes 3 points4 points ago

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Yao Ming is my favorite bowler, he's always hitting home runs!

[–]bluepencils 1 point2 points ago

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Eric Wareheim in the front row?

[–]ludfsr 6 points7 points ago

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close, it's Ari shaffir

[–]eldiablonegrote 0 points1 point ago

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I knew it!

[–]YO_VIOLO_GATOS 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if he's looking for his chippy

[–]TTTNL 0 points1 point ago

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HEISENBERG!

[–]ediboyy 0 points1 point ago

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Ari Shaffir is either a bowling fan or he's looking for more tips on how to be amazingly racist.

[–]Matakor 0 points1 point ago

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Holy FUCK!! He stole that blue guy's face!

[–]okwiththis 0 points1 point ago

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When I first looked at it, I thought it was an umpire comforting a little baseball player at a game. Whoops

[–]hobosapien 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! Arthur C Clarke is still alive!

[–]SchrodingerFu 0 points1 point ago

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Someone held up an identical sign at my first spelling bee. Methinks it's starting to lose its meaning.

[–]grimatongueworm 0 points1 point ago

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That guy is obviously not a golfer.

[–]Optimuminimum 0 points1 point ago

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D-FENS

[–]ImSeeingRed 0 points1 point ago

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Leonard?

[–]niggasteve11 0 points1 point ago

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I do this at all my cross country meets.

[–]gregodenskneecap 0 points1 point ago

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Gutterball! Gutterball!

[–]mindless900 0 points1 point ago

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D-||||||

[–]slaphappyslappy 0 points1 point ago

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Bowling would be alot more entertaining if there was a goalie and high velocity bowling balls.

[–]fauxtoe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]B2k3 14 points15 points ago

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[–]SquidsAhoy -1 points0 points ago

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This could unintentionally spawn the the best thing to happen to bowling since balls replaced squares.

[–]MrClocky -1 points0 points ago

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Re-post.

[–]acidvolt -2 points-1 points ago

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the awkward moment when he realizes, it's Bowling and not Balling

[–]acidvolt -2 points-1 points ago

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the awkward moment when he realizes, it's Bowling and not Balling

[–]Crawlerado -3 points-2 points ago

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RE:Post

[–]beer_madness 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, but usually the poster will come up with some sort of clever title like, "It takes giant balls to root for the pins". OP's choice was joke in the title.