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[–]themightyguapo 181 points182 points ago

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Hey, maybe give credit - artist is a redditor and a damn fine one at that:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hutms/every_damned_time_reddit/ http://www.reddit.com/user/corvuskorax/

[–]bitparity 24 points25 points ago

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Isn't this redditor the one who's married to a schizophrenic? Which makes the comic all the more fascinating to me...

[–]NBAallstar 11 points12 points ago

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Yea, those comics are great. I love the one where they're in bed and she tells her that a goat is staring at her.

[–]iRideDragons 2 points3 points ago

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She tells her

Tells who?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The wife tells the redditor. They're both female. Here's the submission.

[–]NBAallstar 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, didn't have the time to look it up earlier.

[–]hazju1 1 point2 points ago

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The artist's wife tells her, who is also a female.

[–]iRideDragons 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the artist was a dude... My mistake.

[–]CakeCatSheriff 1 point2 points ago

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Her wife.

[–]AlloftheEverythings 7 points8 points ago

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Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments.

Here is a link to the brilliant lady on DA.

People seem to have issues linking to the OC, providing exposure for the artists who make them laugh while they're bored at work clicking crap on the internet.

[–]rorykane 1 point2 points ago

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also her website and her running webcomic

[–]Jyrroe 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god I wish I had a higher red version of that sad reddit alien, I want it as my windows phone wall paper so bad...

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[–]DivinusVox 12 points13 points ago

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That doesn't make any sense... The ball is the upvote and downvote arrows. What does Google Chrome have anything to do with anything?

[–]AustinIsTheMann 40 points41 points ago

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Didn't that use to be the /r/pics logo?

[–]prince_of_tacoma 5 points6 points ago

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I think that was the site logo for a while.

[–]The_Director 19 points20 points ago

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You're fucking kidding right? The top r/pics post reposted in r/funny. It was their fricking logo for months!

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hutms/every_damned_time_reddit/

[–]exizt 57 points58 points ago

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This post? Every damn week.

[–]Freakazo 12 points13 points ago*

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Indeed. Anyone know the username of the author? I'd love to read her other works.

[edit] Over != other.

[–]themightyguapo 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Freakazo 5 points6 points ago

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And that is her. Thanks.

[–]KARMAWHORE_DETECTED 91 points92 points ago

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[–]X-Craft 19 points20 points ago

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More like REPOST_DETECTED...

[–]spinozasrobot 37 points38 points ago

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KARMAWHORE_REPOST_DETECTED

[–]Lonadar 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't it be REPOST,_KARMAWHORE_DETECTED ?

[–]spinozasrobot 1 point2 points ago

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Minus the comma, yes.

[–]usedtowork 8 points9 points ago

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production's ramping up early this week at the repost factory

[–]SodaPopper 30 points31 points ago

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OP is a fag.

[–]dmsheldon87 7 points8 points ago

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normally i'd downvote this pretty hard. but in this case, i have to agree.

[–]rabiesarebad 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you "get" it.

[–]jshufro 0 points1 point ago

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Ironically, the real OP (original artist) is a chick married to another chick, so it has some sort of twisted multiple meanings this time.

[–]dmsheldon87 2 points3 points ago

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perfect, i love it. let's wrap up the copyrights before anyone else and fast track this baby. the book comes out in a year, movie out in three. shamalamadingdong directing, he eats this shit up. let's see if we can get mila kunis and natalie portman to lez out again, that sold a lot of tickets last time, but this time, i wanna see some tits. this is going to be great!

[–]Foofnar 0 points1 point ago

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[–]N3SSI3 8 points9 points ago

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This is why Casey Anthony killed her kid. Unfortunately, you can't kill Reddit.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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TIL the Reddit Alien thrives on chlorophorm.

[–]rockingoff 1 point2 points ago

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Screw puppies, I want a pet reddit alien now.

[–]trixter192 1 point2 points ago

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Why are his ankles broken in frame 3?

[–]Nosferatu616 1 point2 points ago

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Reposts every damn night! I know what you mean!

[–]MaddestHatter 1 point2 points ago

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Not only is this a repost, but the original was actually a piece of art made by a fellow redditor! For shame, OP

[–]pantisflyhand 1 point2 points ago

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See, there's yer problem. You looked back. Never look back.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Lately that's been my relationship with Skyrim.. slap a little Steel Helmet on that guy and there we go.

[–]ridan81 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' A.

[–]Karatekidmax 0 points1 point ago

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that's exactly how cats work....

[–]kingbobofyourhouse 0 points1 point ago

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on the telephone?

[–]bemundolack 0 points1 point ago

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I want a reddit alien now.

[–]GreatBrainAmWinning 0 points1 point ago

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That's like my 3yr old son too!

[–]relloyd 0 points1 point ago

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How did she make it so cute!

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Redd-it: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Redd. It.

[–]birdisthewird -3 points-2 points ago

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you've successfully personified the relationship we all have with reddit

[–]egleason 15 points16 points ago

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[–]PromKing 0 points1 point ago

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guilt giving reddit alien

[–]BkTrack 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, now whenever i try and close Reddit, i will imagine this picture - I will never be able to leave Reddit again, ever.

[–]cwilliamswdp 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit, come on. I need sleep to survive... Ok 1 more hour.

[–]Askeee 0 points1 point ago

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This happens every morning and night with both reddit and my cat ಠ_ಠ

[–]take_this_username -1 points0 points ago

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Oh god this is so awesome I don't even

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt -1 points0 points ago

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Yup, that definitely shows how reddit is one big whiny little cry baby.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -2 points-1 points ago

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Look at his feet when he's walking away. Double sprained ankle.