Girlfriend goes out

deVces · 9 months

I maxed this out a while ago

Glass_of_Milk · 9 months

HER one-handed increased to 85.....

EDIT: And her....dual wielding..? Yeahhhhhhhh

coolbho3k · 9 months

Fixed

nerdromancer · 9 months

Wife goes to bed early. One handed increases to 35, sneak increases to 23.

fap fap... WHAT WAS THAT? Guess it was nothing.... fap fap fap....

BrutalNoob · 9 months

Girlfriend goes out "with friends" three weeks in a row = New BF.

ojsimpsonn · 9 months

haha i thought this just meant u got to play skyrim all night..... either way u still get my upvote!!!

WARGLBARGL · 9 months

everyone's one handed has been leveled to 100 already and it's completely overpowered.

jonnygc8 · 9 months

there's a rule 34 joke here somewhere... whatever.

randomrandomwoo · 9 months

yeah but her block is still at 5, knowmsayne

EasternThreat · 9 months

I think the joke is that he masturbates when his girlfriend is gone

huzzaah · 9 months

Oh look. A masturbation joke. Oh, Goodie.

Farn · 9 months

Woman denies man sex by going outside to have fun

Perfectly acceptable

Man denies woman sex by playing video games

Pariah

Slutmaster83 · 9 months

Because she will jerk off a lot of guys?

ForeverAloneAlone · 9 months

My two-hand is near maxed

sdneidich · 9 months

More like http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35h484/

wilderthanmild · 9 months

I call BS. Pretty much every male has one handed 100 by like 13.

bubrockit · 9 months

18 year old virgin...

One-handed increased to 99...

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gurustick · 9 months

No Girlfriend = Easy game glitch One-Handed to 100

idwolf · 9 months

Cool, it's that joke that was made when that game first came out.

OsterGuard · 9 months

Ahem. We're stealing jokes from MEMEBASE now?

mcmanly · 9 months

Don't have girlfriend - One Handed already at Max Level

WeaponexT · 9 months

Nah bitch, u mean 2 handed.

ih8karma · 9 months

Girlfriend goes out on Friday night.

Whoring increased to 34.

FTFY

TheUsualChaos · 9 months

I'm not sure I want to know what perks go along with that skill tree....

Togedude · 9 months

You could always try increasing your Two-Handed if you're extra brave.

And I mean extra brave.

pissfacebukkakekilla · 9 months

Do you dual wield or one handed/shield or even one handed and casting?

Sandvicheater · 9 months

You go out and stalk her.....stealth increased to 90.

Dudedood · 9 months

This is incorrect, my one-handed has been 100 for a while now.

hatyn · 9 months

i have to...

Shouldn't you be going out with your GF? on a friday...uhehehehe

chaoticallyevil · 9 months

I would much rather stay in and play Skyrim instead of going out. Increase ALL the skills!

Warpedme · 9 months

Funny enough, my GF went away for 5 days for work and I bought Skyrim. By the time she got back, I was lvl 40...

PsychoticMormon · 9 months

As opposed to

nrgkart · 9 months

for all those older gentlemen out there, be sure to cast stoneflesh before you begin. Call your archmage for effects lasting longer than 4 hours

D3adOnArrival · 9 months

Bitch please, my one handed was at 100 by age 11.

JesterSentinel · 9 months

So does hers. She fulfills a lot of sidequests if you know what i mean

PauwlyD · 9 months

Maxxed mine a long time ago!

BRAiN8 · 9 months

Nope. When girlfriend goes out, forget single-hand; I get to play Skyrim. :)

Last_Years_Villain · 9 months

Great, but don't use Memebase.

cuddlesworth · 9 months

Meanwhile, she's probably working on her two-handed.

EagleBurn · 9 months

Your girlfriend is going out on a Friday night without you?

Where's an oblivious bf meme when you need one?

tzimisce · 9 months

Cannot relate. For me personally its Two-handed increased to XX.

flexytev · 9 months

Boost stamina on the level up.

Zeno84 · 9 months

Girlfriend not feeling well/had a rough day at work/goes to bed early

Already maxed out One-Handed to 100

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macjeeves · 9 months

I thought you meant your girlfriend's one-handed increased. In which case, I'd be kind of concerned.

generalozzman · 9 months

(gets erection). conjuration increases to 42.

confused_teabagger · 9 months

your girlfriend is a whore.

Izlude · 9 months

You play skyrim one handed?

Dookiestain_LaFlair · 9 months

Shes getting rammed in a public bathroom stall.

Galste · 9 months

Two handed if you're a Redguard.

anothersivil · 9 months

How original! It's the 923857983476908th Skyrim one-handed = masturbation joke I've seen today!

[deleted] · 9 months

Girl stays.
Unarmored increased to 26

sultan_drops · 9 months

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