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[–]dirtymoney 50 points51 points ago

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how much money would it take for you to run thru that buck naked?

[–]daaargh 38 points39 points ago

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Running through them wouldn't be that bad. Naked even. If you were to ask me to walk in and slowly spin around, wrapping the spider filled webs around my naked body, I might have to give it a second thought.

[–]theheartofgold 16 points17 points ago

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Well. Now I know what I'm going to nightmare about tonight.

[–]DingoesAteMyBaby 16 points17 points ago

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TIL some people use nightmare as a verb.

[–]chingyduster 2 points3 points ago

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I'm going to nightmare too.

[–]Lazerus42 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know if I should upvote your for that... or downvote you for eternally scarring me

[–]echthroi 26 points27 points ago

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Cool million. 10 million if they're poisonous.

[–]idpeeinherbutt 15 points16 points ago

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I could be wrong, but aren't the dark ones all black widows?

[–]EternalRose 7 points8 points ago

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Most likely, none of these are black widows. I know that the ones in my area at least don't like open areas like this. They like hanging out in dark, cooler hiding spaces. However, the closer dark one that's right in the top middle of the picture does have the same shape as a black widow.

[–]pulled 3 points4 points ago

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Even the light colored ones are some kind of widow. Black widows are born light brown and darken with each successive molt. I know this because I had an indoor infestation this year...only killed about 15 black widows of varying maturity in the house but that was more than enough.

[–]mezofoprezo 6 points7 points ago

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And then you moved, right???

[–]pulled 4 points5 points ago

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Sprayed to kill the food source. Since then have found 4 dying or dead widows and one live.

[–]convulsus_lux_lucis 10 points11 points ago

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Sprayed with fire, right?

[–]crash331 3 points4 points ago

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Food source? Did you have a 10lb dead grasshopper in your house or something?

[–]pulled 17 points18 points ago

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No...other spiders, pillbugs, ants etc. It's a 50 year old house on a concrete slab foundation that has minor cracks (any 34' square concrete pad will crack over time) and we have had ants coming up through the slab since forever.

We didn't know about the widows at first. Killed spiders periodically like anybody else would. Then one day I was preparing dinner and caught movement out of the corner of my eye. Saw a spindly leg peeking out from underneath the kitchen cabinets, right above my foot. That turned out to be an adult female, stereotypical size - abdomen about the size of a chickpea, legspan about 3".

After that I photographed the spiders I found. The next day I found two small brown spiders with patterned round abdomens. Like the stereotypical black widows, the frontmost and backmost legs were longest and the middle legs much shorter. They had whitish hourglasses on their abdomens. one two

They don't look like your stereotypical widows but they are.. just juveniles and I believe the 2nd is a male. example male widow (not from my house)

A few days later I was on the phone with my mom when my 2yo came running, yelling about a spider. I found this under the table. I could see a web behind it but it was evening and it was dark in the corner of my dining room. I couldn't see much behind the table so I took some flash photos and went to the computer....

oh

oh god

fucking fuck

FUCK FUCK FUCK

(That is a female obvs, juvenile, abdomen about the size of a typical pillbug.)

So at this point I knew the source of the widows. Called pest control that night.

Later that night found this in the laundry room. (Much tinier than it appears there, it was still a juvenile.)

As best as I can figure the adult female, the first one, had wandered in and taken up residence between my table and the wall and I'd been killing her offspring.

After spraying I found these: dying in my cabinet kickspace

same spider a few moments later, dead

dead with pillbug for size comparison

alive but dying

My husband also killed some before we sprayed, but didn't take pics. After those last 4, we did not see any for a few weeks, then last week I found a live juvenile in the container where I kept my Box Tops For Education that I save for the school. I haven't seen any since then and you better believe I'm on high alert for their distinctive webs.

[–]TheVacillate 0 points1 point ago

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That's all fucking terrifying. D: I never should have clicked those pictures, but you bet I did. And no. NO NO NO NO NO.

:(

[–]elath_ex_machina 2 points3 points ago

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My parents bought a house with a detached garage that had been empty for several years next to horse property on three sides when I was 17. They told me I could have the detached garage for my car but I had to clean it out. After I squished 24 black widows in an hour out there I stopped counting, but I eventually fought them to a standstill...

[–]Cornelius_Talmage 1 point2 points ago

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Poor image quality, it's hard to see any distinguishable markings, but my guess would be that they're some kind of Argiope...

[–]unnoved 1 point2 points ago

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So none of those spider are venomous? At all?

[–]Cornelius_Talmage 2 points3 points ago

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From what I gather, most spiders are venomous, few however are actually harmful to humans. The Argiope genus is considered mostly harmless. Although the bites can be painful, they're not considered a threat to humans. However, I read that there have been several cases where people have had severe reactions. But that goes with just about anything. Some people have severe reactions to peanuts too, but for the most part they're not a threat either.

[–]snorgsniffer 1 point2 points ago

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ALL spiders are venomous. The rest is correct.

[–]Cornelius_Talmage 2 points3 points ago*

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That's what I thought, but I humored the idea that there was some minute possibility that somewhere lurking deep within the Amazon forrest dwells a yet undiscovered species of arachnid that actually kills its prey by constricting it and devouring it whole, similar to how a python would hunt. I still haven't ruled out the possibility, which is why I phrased it that way. Let us pray that darkest hour never comes...

Edit: That hour has arrived...

[–]snorgsniffer 1 point2 points ago

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It bothers me greatly that I've never heard of this family. I'll be damned. Thanks for the link.

[–]Purehatred 2 points3 points ago

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[–]pan0ramic 6 points7 points ago

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i wish i could un-see that (picks legs up off of the floor)

[–]Jibblesx 0 points1 point ago

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Same ;(

[–]ApatheticElephant 15 points16 points ago

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I am dead serious when I say I would not run through that for a trillion dollars.

[–]IFuckingToldYouSo 4 points5 points ago

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We should put you in charge of ALL the banks and put your desk on the other side of these two cars. That would solve most of our problems as long as you have the same answer for 144 Trillion dollars.

[–]Emiraly 0 points1 point ago

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Probably because there appears to be a bunch of lethally poisonous ones and you'd pretty much die guaranteed from it.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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A human life would have to be in danger for me to run through that shit.

[–]TheCodexx 28 points29 points ago

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Maybe if everyone I loved and cared about were about to be executed on one side, I was being chased by an axe-murderer on the other side, and there's literally no other way around. Also at the end is $250,000,000 for my trouble as well as my choice of 25 beutiful and intelligent women who love me to be my personal harem.

...

Yeah I'll do it for that but I want someone to brush me off at the end.

[–]Styxie 3 points4 points ago

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I'd do it for that only if there was someone wielding a flamethrower at the other end to burn the buggers ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheCodexx 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure the third degree burns are worth it. I want a giant tub of water or some kind of mild acid that will kill them but leave me mostly unharmed.

Also: I know the dude said naked, but if I could wear some kind of speedo or crotch protection I'd be much more willing to do it.

[–]Styxie 1 point2 points ago

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As long as it gets the damn spiders of i would not mind third degree burns. I fokin hate em

[–]eMan117 0 points1 point ago

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even then id prolly jump up and run over the car roof instead of travelling through that minefield

[–]DrinkingaGalaxy 14 points15 points ago

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Fuck that, let em die.

[–]imonlyaman 11 points12 points ago

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Since it looks like a bunch of harmless orb weavers.. I'd do it for a 1000. 1000 because, I'm running through, like, 100 fucking spiders but yeah, I would. I'm in the serious minority when I say I don't mind spiders. I don't love them but I don't mind them. So long as they are killing bugs, staying in their webs and off my face, I'm fine.

[–]rapolas 9 points10 points ago

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I'd do it for 999,9

[–]ProudToBeAKraut 5 points6 points ago

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Is this a reverse auction now?

[–]Squaredude 9 points10 points ago

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[–]rapolas 0 points1 point ago

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to survive, baby!

[–]3danimator 1 point2 points ago

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Definately off the face.

[–]pulled 1 point2 points ago*

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Look at how long and slender the front and back legs are...look at the tangled, disorganized mess of a web...they are not orb weavers. That is a nest of black widows.

[–]JackassPenguinass 5 points6 points ago

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Wouldn't do it. On the other hand, those two cars are pretty much write-offs now. I personally wouldn't try to claim either of them because you know if the outside looks like that, the spiders will be in every nook and cranny in those vehicles... no thanks.

[–]honeytrap 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know. I don't know, man. It would have to be A LOT of money. Enough for me to live on, comfortably, for the rest of my life. I'm not scared of running through, brushing quickly against them. It's how long it would take to get all of them off of me afterward that would create the horror, especially because they're going to be alarmed and pissed and going all over the fucking place.

[–]mythos85 1 point2 points ago

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And if you don't die from all the bites.

[–]leroydudley 2 points3 points ago

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it doesn't matter how much... i would never live to enjoy it after dying from shock

[–]McPeeps 1 point2 points ago

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$100,000,000.01

[–]ENTP 1 point2 points ago

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An infinite amount.

[–]iForcefield 1 point2 points ago

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"buck naked" - That turn of phrase always pissed me off. Makes no fucking sense. "Butt naked" makes much more sense.

[–]FunkEnet 0 points1 point ago

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I was just gonna say it would be such a turn on for me to find one of these mega-webs. I would strip down and run through for free. Just a strange fetish of mine, being naked with spiders.

[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

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raise the stakes ... all brown recluse.

[–]oxalis 28 points29 points ago

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I want to know how to avoid this. In life and in my dreams.

[–]Miss_Kristyn 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, no kidding! Ten bucks says I have a nightmarish spider dream tonight now, thanks!!

[–]Haptick 6 points7 points ago

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[–]denselight 2 points3 points ago

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please pm me if you find the answer please i don't care how ridiculous it is

[–]ENTP 1 point2 points ago

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I guess never park two cars next to each other if you ever decide to live in some sort of wilderness area. Also, try living in a suburb or city.

For dreams? Get blackout drunk every night.

[–]VisionStadium 0 points1 point ago

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This was most likely in Africa or South America. Or Australia. Stay away from those and you should be good. North American/European spiders are USUALLY.. usually.. pretty chill compared to this.

To avoid it in your dreams, just know that huge, venemous spiders do not cluster like this in the safe areas of the world, and whoever tells you otherwise be trollin'.

[–]rmhuntley 0 points1 point ago

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this looks to me like an American species.

[–]rltw25 18 points19 points ago

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I just pictured myself falling into that at night. Almost pooped.

[–]dirtnnnstuff 1 point2 points ago

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pooped a little

[–]meclipse 34 points35 points ago

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[–]policetwo 1 point2 points ago

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That guy has quick reflexes.

[–]Gargan_Roo 1 point2 points ago*

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This and the one where the dude punches a hole through his monitor have to be fake. I mean, are people literally scared into a fight or flight response to such an extent that they don't remember that they are just sitting in front of a computer monitor? I mean, cm'on. Halfway through throwing that printer out the window and getting up to jump out he had to have known he wasn't in any real danger, except maybe jumping out of the window O_o

I might believe the computer monitor one, since it's similar to the one where the black student punches a guy who scares him by popping up out of a trash can w/ a mask on, but this is over the top.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If it were real, the printer might have broken a single pane of glass. It certainly wouldn't have broken through all of the glass, and the frame, leaving it totally clear.

[–]Emperor_Zar 1 point2 points ago

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I agree that they are probably fake but you know what? Fucking makes me laugh!

[–]cptspiffy 1 point2 points ago

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Fake; the printer doesn't have any cables hooked up to it.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I really must know the story behind that.

[–]Tophmeister 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Rehauu 6 points7 points ago

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This piece of shit game traumatized me for MONTHS in elementary school. I had the volume way the fuck up too. I uncontrollably screamed "Momma! Momma!" at the top of my lungs. My mom came running in so damn fast.

[–]ZaInT 2 points3 points ago

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Those are what made me use FlashBlock, or whatever we used back with Mozilla.

[–]rhythmguy 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck everything about that. Fuck. Brb gotta change pants.

[–]UndeadGraduate 5 points6 points ago

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Napalm anyone?

[–]KnuckleDraggingGamer 7 points8 points ago

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So those vehicles stayed abandoned then?

[–]WilmaDickfit 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to say, looks like someone is getting a new car

[–]SteveSeeksArete 7 points8 points ago

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[–]OldManPsylus 5 points6 points ago

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You know you've been up too long when your first thought after seeing this is that it'd be really funny if mixed with the meatspin video... swatting away spiders to "You spin me right round, baby right round like a record"

My brain belongs here in r/WTF sometimes I think.

[–]demafly 2 points3 points ago

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There is no way in gods green earth I would ever come 20 miles of this.

[–]KKKiierraaa 5 points6 points ago

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I think I would shrivel up and die if I ever saw this

[–]ergovisavis 20 points21 points ago

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Don't worry, you probably never will see it. You're much more likely to walk through it unknowingly at night.

[–]conanarama 8 points9 points ago

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This almost happened to me. I was housesitting for my aunt and took the dog out for a walk one last time. They have a large yard surrounded by forest so I keep him on a leash during his nighttime walks. Anyhoo, he started pulling in one direction heading underneath a large tree. Just before getting under it I stopped dead and put the flashlight on in front of me. Hanging about 6 inches from my face was a large web with a large spider chilling out in the center of it. I screeched and tugged the dog the other way.

I'll never forget the day I almost walked into a spider.

~Fin~

[–]Chachamaru 5 points6 points ago

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What's worse is that you'd hit it and go "OH NO" and try and run through it as quickly as possible only to find out that the mass of it continues forward rather than just a normal 'cobweb'.

shudder

[–]hercolicious 2 points3 points ago

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i can't even count all the nopes in this picture

[–]philmardok 2 points3 points ago

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jesus fuck

[–]variationalprinciple 2 points3 points ago

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Suddenly my legs feel a lot less secure underneath my desk

[–]hairyassandballs 2 points3 points ago

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for 700,000 dollars, would you run through that naked

[–]my_little_mutation 1 point2 points ago

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I better be getting at least a million, plus extra to cover the years of therapy for PTSD.

[–]roberto_1632 3 points4 points ago

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Thermite or incendiary bombs will do. These things would even survive a nuke

[–]Malhavik 1 point2 points ago

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This happens in Utah all the time. I was out near five mile pass with some friends flying by on our quads when I seen movement and stopped. We looked out there was shrubs for hundreds of yards in all directions and they all held spiders in this fashion. Needless to say the same trip my friend found a scorpion under his tent and we had a couple coyotes come into our camp. But I did stand up and Babe Ruth a 1200 meter shot with a dragunov standing. It was fucking epic.

[–]marvin 2 points3 points ago

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In all directions? As in, behind you as well? That sounds like a fate worse than death. Especially if you just ran out of gas.

[–]Malhavik 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, all directions. The reason we stopped was I was leading and was curious. Then we seen it and guys that were shooting so much that our camp looked like a war zone and have been in war zones said FUCK THIS SHIT! We got the hell out of there knowing that we were driving through it trying to get out.

[–]a_starfish 2 points3 points ago

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I just want to applaud you for getting upvotes and using the phrases "when I seen it" and "then we seen it." Take 2 more.

[–]FisherKing22 1 point2 points ago

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I don't believe you.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]RU_Pickman 2 points3 points ago

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Kill it with fire?

[–]koolkeith987 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, get me a super soaker, some gas, ducktape and a lighter. That'll do the trick.

[–]FlamingEjaculate 0 points1 point ago

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I would, but I'm having a really hard time masturbating to this.

[–]theheartofgold 0 points1 point ago

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Not even. Nuke it from space.

[–]Buckman11 1 point2 points ago

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And people say im silly for always carrying around a can of wd-40 and a lighter.

[–]kristenxXvital 1 point2 points ago

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i hate everything about this

[–]possible_troll 1 point2 points ago

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Burn these motherfuckers now.

[–]Bubblebath_expert 1 point2 points ago

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"Kill it with fire" is generally used as a joke, but I'd really like to see this burn. I'm sure it'd be very cool.

[–]Dantayl 1 point2 points ago

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Aren't most spiders cannibals? I'm surprised to see so many living so close to each other, especially if they are competing for food.

[–]rmhuntley 1 point2 points ago

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All of them living in such close proximity seems very strange.

[–]Should_Not_Comment 0 points1 point ago

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I think these are Argiope Aurantia, or writing spiders, (they have lots of different names based on region but that's the one I see most) and if I'm right then the reason that's happening is because when an egg sac (which can hold hundreds of eggs) hatches, the babies are "ballooners" that float away on strands of silk that catch the wind. The problem with that is that certain spots funnel said wind and become "choke points" collecting a bunch of the spiders. I've seen seven or eight closely clustered before, but nothing like this. I think that if the population density was that high and food sources were low they'd eat each other, so this situation seems plausible when there's an extraordinary amount of food, like mosquitoes. I'd bet this is a parking lot for some kind of long-term trail like the Appalachian, in which case it's rural enough that that seems plausible.

I also find it highly amusing that the gas door is open. I wonder if they were siphoned, and if the gas has been stolen or evaporated, then I wonder how many dead spiders are in their tank.

[–]rmhuntley 1 point2 points ago

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they certainly do look like Argiope Aurantia. I considered the possibility of ballooning as well, but still just found it so odd that they woul dbe clustered so tightly.

[–]Should_Not_Comment 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it IS still strange, especially as large as they are.

[–]Iceberg_Sim 1 point2 points ago

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Now I'm all itchy and think I have shit crawling on me. Thanks Reddit.

[–]Skatinbrad 1 point2 points ago

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You walk through it casually (naked) or you lose your left arm, go.

[–]poptopper 1 point2 points ago

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What circle of hell was this picture taken in?

[–]JPThree 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking nope.

[–]TanikaTubman 1 point2 points ago

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I thought spiders were more strategic with where they placed their webs. There must be a daily fleet of insect that travel between those two cars. Peculiar.

[–]imawhat 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

[–]kingtut891 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that. It looks like a whole lot of wd-40 and stick lighter will do.

[–]Mynci 1 point2 points ago

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Never before have I wanted a Molotov cocktail so bad.

[–]Skeeter83 1 point2 points ago

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NSFL

[–]B-ruckis 3 points4 points ago

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If Emma Watson was on the other side DTF and there was no other way around, would you run through this?.... oh and your already naked

[–]Styxie 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Maybe

[–]Laugarhraun 10 points11 points ago

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[–]article134 17 points18 points ago

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[–]ENTP 7 points8 points ago

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I never saw it... I think this is more a comment on your reddit addiction and inability to understand the sheer volume of new reddit readers. Also, selfishness on your part.

[–]article134 3 points4 points ago

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agreed. upvoted.

[–]xeonrage -4 points-3 points ago

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How does one have as much karma and time spent on Reddit as you and never see this? Its probably top 10 in reposts. Either short term memory or lying.

[–]ENTP 4 points5 points ago

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The fact that you can't even comprehend that somebody could not see a post on a social media site with literally thousands of highly upvoted links per day scares me.

[–]xeonrage -3 points-2 points ago

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I would 100% agree for normal posts... but this image .. its very hard to fathom.

[–]xeonrage 1 point2 points ago

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20 seems REALLY low for this one.

[–]pumpkinroll 6 points7 points ago

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fuck everything about this.

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[–]pumpkinroll 4 points5 points ago

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MY FEELINGS! :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nope100,000,000

[–]FEDAYKIN_556 0 points1 point ago

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So this is what happened to Mel Gibson's interceptor after he rolled it out in the post-apocalyptic sands of Australia!

[–]ExE122 0 points1 point ago

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There's some motivation for figuring out the bus route... You know, just in case.

[–]NFresh6 0 points1 point ago

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It would be one hell of a torture to throw someone into that.

[–]TerminalxSound 0 points1 point ago

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On the plus side, I'll bet there are no other insects within a 30 foot radius.

[–]birdisthewird 0 points1 point ago

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don't even want to upvote for irrational fear that one may jump through screen at me... they must not be disturbed

[–]Ram1r3z 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly, if was one or two, I wouldn't even care, but that many? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

[–]xWolfiezx 0 points1 point ago

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I'd run through it, then quickly engulf my body in flames

[–]naylin_paylin 0 points1 point ago

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can of axe and lighter time. Sorry peta, really.

[–]Eridiel 0 points1 point ago

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Burn that shit. Now. Get it out of existence.

[–]diondrems 0 points1 point ago

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Hair Spray and a lighter will fix that right up.

[–]Blastface 0 points1 point ago

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Never has a flamethrower been more appropriate.

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't even close to being ok with me. That grass looks quite flammable....

[–]samout 0 points1 point ago

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[–]7thDirection 0 points1 point ago

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Great. I wasn't afraid of spiders until I saw that.

[–]BLVD 0 points1 point ago

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Just let it go, cause man... It's gone.

[–]musicmanryann 0 points1 point ago

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I have seen this image before and it burned such an indelible image in to my brain that it was the image that came to me a split second before I clicked the link. The implications of seeing it a second time now scare the hell out of me.

[–]athrix 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine this is what hell will look like when I get there, and I'll be confined between two 'spider walls' like these.

[–]ThisMeansWarm 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, those trucks are pretty useless. Not even built in 'Merica, probably.

[–]hflol 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine walking through that at face level.

[–]Wipples 0 points1 point ago

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Those cars are ruined

[–]PhantomPumpkin 0 points1 point ago

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning...you did napalm the heck out of this, right?

[–]ComusLoM 0 points1 point ago

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I have been screaming nononono now for several minutes

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

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Alot of nope?

Alot of fire *

[–]skintigh 0 points1 point ago

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I am sad this repost of spiders makes it to the front page again while my original post of a spider eating a lizard gets 0 votes :( http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/n9cdj/found_these_little_guys_hanging_out_in_my_kitchen/ Reddit you hurt me.

[–]TheGatsby 0 points1 point ago

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Attercop, lazy lob...

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 0 points1 point ago

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run thru, stop, drop, and roll

[–]theralphy 1 point2 points ago

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and die

[–]FoleverArone 0 points1 point ago

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My spidey sense is telling me there's about to be a fire in that same spot.

[–]bigtaterman 0 points1 point ago

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I dare you to run through it.

[–]DizzyMau5 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck everything about this picture. I was laying in bed...not anymore.

[–]Hu_dat 0 points1 point ago

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I feel... itchy.

[–]CaptainTeaBag24I7 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hell would you even go NEAR that thing to take a picture?!

[–]TotalRedditMove 0 points1 point ago

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Well looks like I would need to buy another car because there's no way I am getting anywhere near that concoction of pure hell.

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

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Napalm will fix that shit right quick.

[–]mr_midnight 0 points1 point ago

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Flame thrower.

[–]Smobius 0 points1 point ago

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when will i learn to read the title before i click the link? ... WHEN?!

[–]starjet 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, I guess I'll be having some nightmares tonight. Great.

[–]1angrydad 0 points1 point ago

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Better tell McCreedy to bring the flame thrower.

[–]quincebolis 0 points1 point ago

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I had a real, albeit small, panic attack after clicking on that link.

Reddit is not helping my arachnophobia. Ahhh my hands are still shaking

[–]BainzXoXo 0 points1 point ago

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Ye.... I think I'll take the train to work today.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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(DESK KEYBOARD) I fucking quit

[–]Maxamas2003 0 points1 point ago

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A nuke would do just fine riiiiight here...

[–]WhtRbbt222 0 points1 point ago

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That is freaking awesome.

[–]tric0030 0 points1 point ago

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I just gasped and gagged at the same time.

[–]Kratos119 0 points1 point ago

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[–]anihilistlol 0 points1 point ago

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KILL THEM WITH FIRE

[–]denselight -1 points0 points ago

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a friend told me he would pour gasoline down tarantula holes, throw a match in there, then watch the flaming ball of nope hop around before dying

[–]birdisthewird -1 points0 points ago

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everybody hates spiders, but that's cruel

[–]theralphy 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOPE fuck spiders

[–]denselight 0 points1 point ago

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not cruel when there are a million spider holes surrounding your house

[–]Juicebox409 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]LadyBeWitched -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get why most people are so creeped out by spiders. I think they are awesome fascinating little creatures. If they are non-poisonous I let them be.

[–]DEWSHO 1 point2 points ago

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I'm afraid and I don't get it. I let them be as much as I can but if they move into the main floor of the house I have to get rid of them. Must be something to do with evolution? Dying from poisonous spider bites maybe? DNA memory?

[–]ms0019 0 points1 point ago

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Technically, I believe all spiders are poisonous. Most pose no danger to humans though.

[–]Dokbokki -1 points0 points ago

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KILL IT

KILL IT

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]GoldenG -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh... a re-post... sick...