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[–]Viking_Lordbeast 17 points18 points ago

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Those zombies are really vulnerable to that coat.

[–]JollyLeprechaun 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard! Here take all my up votes!

[–]GRX13 17 points18 points ago

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Seriously though, what the fuck is going on here?

[–]TheMacPhisto[S] 14 points15 points ago

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God, apparently.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Mass-healing or something like that... it is like a drive-through miracle booth, faster that way.

[–]Aavagadrro 0 points1 point ago

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Fun things to watch. Its Benny Hinn, the epitome of crazy pentecostals who believe seriously stupid shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydCVAff68oA

[–]GuitarGuru2001 2 points3 points ago

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They have multi million dollar homes. They don't believe that shit. They just know people are stupid and can be swayed into giving them cash

[–]jaminscript 0 points1 point ago

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That's concentrated delusion right there!

[–]blackholedreams 0 points1 point ago

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the power of suggestion.

[–]studmuffffffin 9 points10 points ago

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[–]metalmusicatheism 6 points7 points ago

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I like the light saber one better

[–]Tattycakes 0 points1 point ago

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LOL.

[–]scottaino 4 points5 points ago

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probably the funniest thing I've seen all day. No, year.

[–]OneCrookedVulture 4 points5 points ago

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At first I laughed, and then I realized how scary this actually is.

[–]lookoutbeloww 2 points3 points ago

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This is pretty much the perfect metaphor for if one sheep leaps off a cliff than they all will follow.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Also known as Herd behavior.

[–]PepitoneConQueso 2 points3 points ago

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Someone could make a horror movie composed solely of footage from evangelical sermons and it would have me crying in the corner.

[–]ruffus4life 1 point2 points ago

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lol i think he gets real confident with it "my coat can kill anyone"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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I actually pity all those fools... Clearly they can't think by themselves and will believe anything a charismatic person will tell them. Those kind of preachers are like dog trainers and uses basic psychology to manipulate those poor bastards.

EDIT : A funny photoshop of Benny Hinn (the coat-swinging guy) I just stumbled upon !

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Here is a even more retarded video of this guy. WARNING : The music is Let the Bodies Hit the Floor at loud volume. Also the quality is crap but you will get the general idea.

EDIT : Why not, here is the Skyrim Version too!

[–]higz 1 point2 points ago

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I see your Benny Hinn and I raise you the Muslim version of this kind of craziness.

[–]Bmp0110 0 points1 point ago

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At least his batting form is on point.

[–]Titan357 0 points1 point ago

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Where is the lightsaber version?

Oops, its down the page. Sorry.

[–]yofunko 0 points1 point ago

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this never gets old...

[–]jaminscript -1 points0 points ago

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The sad thing is that every single one of them knows that nothing is actually happening to them.

[–]GuitarGuru2001 1 point2 points ago

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Incorrect. Confirmation bias: they think they will feel god and they do.

[–]themoshman 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure, sometimes people can be convinced something is happening to them even when it isn't. Just look at what happens to people if you put them in a supposedly haunted place, their mind plays tricks on them and they believe they are hearing/seeing things. It's possible some of them are weak minded enough to think something is happening although for the most part I'm sure you're completely right.