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[–]wilsonhammer 50 points51 points ago

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sometimes you just want the portability and functionality that only a laptop can provide.

[–]Kamikaze_Hotrod 11 points12 points ago

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Curried MacGyver. I respect it.

[–]CurLyy[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I got an 8 foot speaker coord from Radioshack for like 6 bucks. I can cook bacon with headphones

[–]YouJellyBrah 6 points7 points ago

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Where did you find this? I am about 60% sure that's my freshman roommate, and this is absolutely something he would do.

[–]dreadnaughtfearnot 2 points3 points ago

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but can you work tech support while doing it as well?

[–]Zolazepam 0 points1 point ago

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What you wrote made me laugh. Thank you.

[–]JackassPenguinass 0 points1 point ago

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No need to buy an expensive Ipod if you have a towel, laptop and headphones.

[–]TanikaTubman -1 points0 points ago

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Ironically, his headseat requires two inputs.

[–]skierdude1188 20 points21 points ago

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I know what he needs for Christmas. Also, kudos for being able to wrap a towel so tight it holds a laptop stuck to your ass.

[–]CurLyy[S] 19 points20 points ago

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This is what he needs

And agreed, I was very impressed by that too.

[–]SirBenjamin 6 points7 points ago

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Learned that the hard way.

[–]Widdis 2 points3 points ago

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Why would cooking bacon in the oven be an issue naked? Oh, people cook it in a frying pan? Oven bacon is best bacon.

[–]CurLyy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think he has an oven

[–]checksumfail 14 points15 points ago

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Why is the microphone plugged in? Is he actually skyping someone?

[–]shampoocell 50 points51 points ago

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He's giving Netgear tech support.

[–]CurLyy[S] 6 points7 points ago

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got me. lol

[–]meatwad75892 17 points18 points ago

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Well he certainly has that option.

[–]babamcrib 8 points9 points ago

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It's not a towel, it's a lungi. Common clothing for males in South Asia. Like a sarong but manly.

[–]Kingpin15 1 point2 points ago

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Since you seem to know your stuff, maybe you can help me out with something that's always bothered me: What's the difference between a dhoti and a lungi?

[–]babamcrib 0 points1 point ago

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Essentially, lungis are shown together to make a tube. Dhotis are just a rectangular piece of cloth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lungi

[–]TeenagedDerp 5 points6 points ago

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Ipods are too mainstream.

[–]eamonman2 22 points23 points ago

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120GB ipod? pfffff

i've got a rockin 1TB jammin ass shield

[–]jayman1466 5 points6 points ago

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Oh boy - will this become the next bathroom-mirror-myspace-pic Reddit craze? Who can balance a whole desktop on their badonkadonk?

[–]mekon18 5 points6 points ago

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unsure how this picture could be better

[–]blogart 7 points8 points ago

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NOT ENOUGH BACON

[–]Almondcoconuts 1 point2 points ago

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holy shit. Bacon AND Curry. How fucking delicious would that be..............Bacon Curry........GET OUTTA MY WAY. THERE'S EXPERIMENTING TO BE DONE!

[–]bigbrother13 22 points23 points ago

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i cannot comprehend this magnitude of swag

[–]57Chevy 2 points3 points ago

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Wait a minute, is that cooking oil beside the bacon? This guy is out of control...

[–]Drcool54 4 points5 points ago

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He supports his laptop with nothing but his butt and his towel... What a boss.

[–]animesekaielric 3 points4 points ago

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Hello, Dell Tech Support Center, this is Muhammed, how may I assist you today?

[–]koolkeith987 2 points3 points ago

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Kinda reminds me of blacktooth.

[–]Sorry_for_partying 2 points3 points ago

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Is a badass for cooking bacon with no shirt on... Grease everywhere.

[–]ChairYeoman 2 points3 points ago

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I have the same laptop and same headphones O_o

[–]wotererio 2 points3 points ago

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Repost

[–]paprikacha 1 point2 points ago

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...if I knew who this dude was, I would totally buy him an mp3 player. Damn, son.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I used to have that laptop.

They're fragile.

[–]j-awesome 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a kid walking to class the other day with his laptop under his arm and headphones on

[–]luckytobehere 1 point2 points ago

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This is the impracticality I witnessed once when I lived in Brooklyn. Some kid, early teens, walking down the street pumping his tunes on a huge Casio keyboard. Yes, I shit you not.

[–]smokinjoints 0 points1 point ago

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It's the mutha fuckin' Greensleeves Demo bitch!!

[–]rokimaru 1 point2 points ago

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just noticed the bacon.

[–]ItsRealToMe 1 point2 points ago

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Genius. I have the same computer and will try this at work tomorrow. Fuck the iPod.

[–]AudiS4B6 1 point2 points ago

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He would rather do this than use itunes

[–]Keganator 2 points3 points ago

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Haters gonna hate.

[–]mwproductions 1 point2 points ago

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So... India?

[–]WinstonThaddeus 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry. You misspelled, "badass motherfucker".

[–]uptheaffiliates 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this all I can think is that the towel will come loose and the laptop will fall :(

[–]iluhbewbies[!] 0 points1 point ago

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There are not words to express the feelings towards this human being

[–]superfeesh 0 points1 point ago

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mmmm bacon and a nice new air conditioner to keep him cool.. *no pun intended

[–]drjesus616 0 points1 point ago

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priorities man ...

[–]tylerriv 0 points1 point ago

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Glad he didnt forget to plug in the microphone

[–]rbsponge1 0 points1 point ago

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IS THAT BACON?

[–]goofball_jones 0 points1 point ago

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What a cool guy. He seems to have it all figured out, ya know?

[–]kvist 0 points1 point ago

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Thats how suburban hipster rolls.

[–]lil_turkey_muffin 0 points1 point ago

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hook me up some links wif those eggs

[–]Magnificent_Zero 0 points1 point ago

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Alright, so we've got the before, but where is the after?

Bare skin, towel wrap, frying oil, laptop precariously strapped in towel, cord of headphones. All the trappings, but none of the sweet aftermath.

[–]gridejp 0 points1 point ago

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In the kitchen of any Indian restaurant.

[–]vladimil 0 points1 point ago

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Get something dressed, anyway.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Absolutely relevant:

http://boochkn.com/breakfast.htm

[–]5in1in5 0 points1 point ago

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Is there anything the Inspiron cannot do?

[–]croutonsoup 0 points1 point ago

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This man is keeping it real.

[–]Lolfest 0 points1 point ago

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I used to feel like that when my PSP was my MP3 player...

[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 0 points1 point ago

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The worst possible moment to realize that you have the runs.

[–]dadirtysanchez 0 points1 point ago

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why do indian people love dell so much?

[–]Defk1n 0 points1 point ago

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He dun giv fuk

[–]HouseBreaker 0 points1 point ago

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...is a fucking genius.

[–]Proper_Drunk 0 points1 point ago

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He's making bacon? He's cool.

[–]Morbidpea123 0 points1 point ago

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Just wrong on so many levels... <goes to cry in corner>

[–]whitedeath23 0 points1 point ago

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no,no, no,..... hes doing it wrong

[–]hashcashem 0 points1 point ago

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this needs to stop being reposted

[–]xpcpacman24 0 points1 point ago

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Don't fry chicken without your shirt on

[–]Takingbackmemes 0 points1 point ago

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Hatrers gunna hate

[–]NerdBot9000 0 points1 point ago

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...is awesome

[–]kikage 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is a genius.

[–]TheMadJammer 0 points1 point ago

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What a badass.

[–]Aleksander73 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]JerkFairy -1 points0 points ago

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Boss

[–]fr00bl3t -1 points0 points ago

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is balla as fuck you mean?

[–]irwinator -3 points-2 points ago

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ass cancer