Ok so Kramer starts dating a girl who talks really softly, henceforth known as "low-talker". He invites Jerry and Elaine to a dinner to introduce them to the low-talker. When Kramer goes to the bathroom Jerry and Elaine talk to the low-talker but can't understand what she is saying and just nod. Jerry mentions that he is going to be on a morning show. Some time later Jerry and Elaine are in Jerry's apartment when Kramer comes in and thanks Jerry for agreeing to wear low-talker's new shirt on the morning show and Kramer holds up the puffy shirt. Jerry exclaims "I agreed to wear this? I don't think so". Kramer asks what they talked about when he was in the restroom at the restaurant at which point Jerry explains that they couldn't hear what she was saying so they just nodded, Kramer says something along the lines of "there you go, that was the agreement" and mentions that there is a large order being produced in anticipation of Jerry wearing the shirt. Jerry says fine and goes into his room and puts on the shirt at which point Elaine starts laughing but Kramer says "It looks good, you look like a pirate" and Jerry utters the famous "but I don't wanna be a pirate" (Bonus: I forget which came first, I think this episode, but Jerry in another episode says "I don't wanna be a cowboy" when he is forced to wear cowboy boots because Mom and Pop stole his other shoes). Jerry does wear the shirt on the show and the host ignores Jerry trying to plug his comedy act and focuses asking questions about the shirt. Jerry gives up and tells the host that he wore it for a friend and doesn't like the shirt and thinks he looks ridiculous. From backstage you hear low-talker scream "you bastard" the host asks Jerry "did you hear that" to which he responds "Now that, I heard". Back in the green room George who has found his life's calling of being a hand model comes in (Bonus #2: George's hands are supposedly as perfect as another model's hands which were deformed by his constant masturbation, George claims that it wouldn't be a problem because he won a contest as depicted in the episode "The Contest" which you find out he cheated on in "The Finale, Part 1"). Anyway, he starts making fun of Jerry's shirt and low-talker pushes him, hands first into a hot iron. In the final scene George is in 2 hand casts, Elaine asks Jerry what they did with all the puffy shirts and Jerry says they were donated to a charity. They walk outside and see 2 beggars in the puffy shirt and say something like "Could you spare a coin for an ol' buccaneer".

The End