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Lets Dance (imgur.com)

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[–]ForeverJimRome 21 points22 points ago

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I'm afraid to ask what that bottle is for.

[–]bobbyhead 140 points141 points ago

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It collects her father's tears.

[–]SometimesATroll 31 points32 points ago

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There must be some kinky disgusting shit going on for her father's tears to be coming out of there.

[–]walking_away_ 10 points11 points ago

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It is a Brazilian song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0io9Uub_JM

Those little girls all know how to dance it. How I know this, when I was that age, I also knew how to dance it.

[–]Horny_Dalek 7 points8 points ago

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These are times that I'm not proud of my heritage. Sigh.

[–]cardena2717 13 points14 points ago

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You shouldn't be. Daleks do not have emotions, especially not arousal. You have failed the Dalek race. YOU MUST BE EXTERMINATED!

[–]Horny_Dalek 2 points3 points ago

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I MUST EJACULATE!!

[–]Dave_Hulud 1 point2 points ago

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You mean your long ancestral line of horny daleks? You should be proud!

[–]KuchDaddy 2 points3 points ago

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So what's the deal with the bottle? I googled it and there is always a bottle.

[–]walking_away_ 4 points5 points ago

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The lyric is a double standard for riding a guy.

It is basically saying that the girl is dancing and grinding on the top of the bottle. You can see how that relates to a sexual act.

[–]KuchDaddy 2 points3 points ago

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And it is perfect for children!

[–]garbagemanlb 0 points1 point ago

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Still not making the connection. Please elaborate.

[–]walking_away_ 0 points1 point ago

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There isn't much sense to the song. It is just a dance hit. It talks about dancing on top of a bottle, and this dancing includes rotating your hips and you go down and up. So a girl puts a bottle on the floor and is supposed to gown "down" as close to the bottle as possible.

It is pretty much describing a girl riding a guy.. Going up and down, moving her hips, etc.

The song wasn't really made to make sense, and it is impossible to get a straight translation because there are words that don't exist in English.

[–]mjklin -1 points0 points ago

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Spanish version

[–]salimabuaziz 2 points3 points ago

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The answer to that could either keep this here, or classify as /r/WTF

[–]shriek 0 points1 point ago

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1girl1bottle.com

[–]oh_god_im_lost 46 points47 points ago

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"Aw, yeah. Take that whole bottle you dirty slWHY ARE THERE CHILDREN? STOP DANCING LIKE THAT THERE ARE CHILDREN." -My thoughts.

[–]kruseyjohn 39 points40 points ago

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I was hoping that she was going to pick up the bottle with her...uh....lady parts (by lady parts I mean vagina).

[–]SpelingTroll 6 points7 points ago

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The original dance as done in brothels goes on like this. Some pervert thought it would be fun to make it mainstream with kids.

WTF Brazil, WTF?

[–]Vendredi8 4 points5 points ago

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that would have been an extreme combination of awesome and weird

[–]kruseyjohn 2 points3 points ago

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What can I say... I like the extreme!

[–]Colbeagle 1 point2 points ago

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John Waters did it.

[–]lankira 1 point2 points ago

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There are supposedly some strip clubs that have girls who do that with glowsticks. I've never been to one, but I'd be interested to see that. Once.

[–]kruseyjohn 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be down for more than once. There's nothing wrong with a girls talent. If you bring rolls of quarters to strip clubs the girls will pick those up for sure. That one I've seen.... More than once :-)

[–]eternalkerri 9 points10 points ago

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Kid in front - "I thought this was going to be a spelling bee..."

[–]theRealStormDawg 5 points6 points ago

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The kid in the back is like "Yeah? So?"

[–]dp85 3 points4 points ago

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I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!

[–]AllThingsWiseWndrful 8 points9 points ago

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That gay black guy at the back could probably pick up a coconut the same way.

[–]snoobs89 1 point2 points ago

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Is that carlton banks?

[–]fafol 1 point2 points ago

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So many questions...

[–]stanielstein 1 point2 points ago

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What is this I don't even...

[–]Jungle_Boy 2 points3 points ago

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Oh Brazil, you silly...

[–]Shurebis 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, the shame in being Brazilian.

[–]ToulouseMaster 0 points1 point ago

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I KNOW this, it's é o tchan, brazil's infamous pagode group

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Carlton?

[–]mrpunchy 0 points1 point ago

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The kid at the front: "Why did I choose today to wear my glasses?!"

[–]rocket_propelled_emu 0 points1 point ago

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Came here for Kevin Bacon, left disappointed.

[–]Wage_slave 0 points1 point ago

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I love the "fuck you" face on the girl in the middle.

[–]Fredigundo -1 points0 points ago

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É O Tchan! That's how we teach our kids in Brazil.

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