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[–]merrydempster 113 points114 points ago

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[–]baleenonme 62 points63 points ago

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[–]tytotabuki 16 points17 points ago

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Translated for the Aussies in the crowd.

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[–]jmac12 1 point2 points ago

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Cause an easy joke don't stop

[–]zakalak 1 point2 points ago

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Woah man.

[–]cualcrees 9 points10 points ago

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God damn you!

[–]griffiw 16 points17 points ago

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[RES ignored duplicate image] for the win

[–]Ricktron3030 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Smarag 8 points9 points ago

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Oh are we doing this again?

Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]jimcando 5 points6 points ago

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[–]McBurger 2 points3 points ago

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I even clicked it twice to make sure

[–]GowsenBerry 55 points56 points ago

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I thought it was funny that for like the 20th time that picture of that disabled person wearing a robe during Spanish holy week was mistaken for a KKK member, and promptly made it to the top of the front page.

It kind of makes everyone on this site look retarded.

[–]Nicknam4 3 points4 points ago

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Link?

[–]theghostofme 21 points22 points ago

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Give it a few hours; it'll be on the front page again.

[–]DivineIntervention 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Lurcho 6 points7 points ago

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And now I feel retarded having upvoted that post. I disgust myself.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, because there's like 20 of us...

god damn it, guys!

[–]shoegazer666 -1 points0 points ago

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reddit is full of retards. case in point ^

[–]Ghalaad -1 points0 points ago

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There's one word to describe the cause of this phenomenon : teenagers.

[–]kimshoo 17 points18 points ago

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Who is this kid?! He was in the muppets and they didn't say his name!

[–]Legend_of_El_Barto 39 points40 points ago

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That's Rico Rodriguez, aka Manny from "Modern Family". That kid makes me look like a hobo every time he's on television.

[–]kimshoo 11 points12 points ago

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Oh, I've never seen that show. Is it any good? The muppets didn't know who he was, so I'm not sure if I should care. =)

[–]Legend_of_El_Barto 16 points17 points ago

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I've been watching the first season, and so far it's been funny. I'd give it a recommend.

[–]kimshoo 7 points8 points ago

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Thank you, I'll check it out.

[–]Ricktron3030 6 points7 points ago

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I think it's because the muppets were from another time. They don't know about recent tv shows like Modern Family.

[–]kimshoo 0 points1 point ago

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They knew selena gomez, though.

[–]Drunken_Economist 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, totally worth watching. A lot of episodes rely on the You Know What You Did trope, so it can get a bit repetitive if you watch ten in a row.

[–]Wazowski 1 point2 points ago

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It's the best sitcom on TV.

[–]CuriousMang 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly it's this kid

[–]kimshoo 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, how does that child have time to eat (he's a porky little thing) smoking 2 packs a day!?

[–]Snorfalorf 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKING REPOSTS

[–]holidayvegas 40 points41 points ago

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upvotes for manny

[–]NerdBot9000 0 points1 point ago

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Who Da Manny?

[–]joss33 -1 points0 points ago

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The kid in teh pic.

[–]yeahHedid -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't like that kid

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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ironically a repost

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[–]xbris 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit Abed! Why do you always have to take everything and shove it up it's own ass!

[–]Bianchi422 8 points9 points ago

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Quite.

[–]jackphelps10 3 points4 points ago

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A million sub-reddits, and nothing but cats.

[–]your_favorite_human 2 points3 points ago

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Haha. Brilliant.

[–]MrClocky 9 points10 points ago

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I love you too grandma.

[–]DownWithIMGUR -1 points0 points ago

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What's on reddit today? Viruses from IMGUR. Don't link to IMGUR, link directly to the jpg please. thanks.

[–]kaleaf 1 point2 points ago

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don't downvote this dude this is no joke. I have restored my laptop 3 times in the last few days. It's called Pdfjsc.YP and works through a pdf I think.

[–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not getting any virus alerts whatsoever.

[–]toastynubs 0 points1 point ago

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This is the kid who gets Pan's sword, no?

[–]smittyddude 0 points1 point ago

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This made my day... genius

[–]infidel118i 0 points1 point ago

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Can i get a source on the actual video? Whatever it's from.

[–]billybuckner 0 points1 point ago

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Webster (Emanuel Lewis)

[–]Blastoise 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think he's the downfall of that show?

[–]OsterGuard 0 points1 point ago

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According to my sources, you slowly caress your penis to the thought of WaywardChicken's anus.

[–]sagara215 0 points1 point ago

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all you need is a crow bar..

[–]nikkarus 0 points1 point ago

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I get it, you reposted this, that's the joke.

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[–]DoctorBaby 11 points12 points ago

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Jesus, are we really complaining about /r/athiesm in threads in completely different subreddits in response to posts that have nothing to do with religion? Why are we condoning this nonsense where we all irrelevantly complain about something and pat each other and ourselves on the back for it? I don't even read r/athiesm, and I just wish everyone else would shut the fuck up about it. Whatever goes on in that subreddit can not be more annoying or childish than what the people complaining about it are pulling.

[–]LuridTeaParty -1 points0 points ago

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To be fair, you're complaining about the complaining, which I see a lot of as well.

[–]Masterdan 1 point2 points ago

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This post is absolute nonsense, you could easily paste this same comment on any post and it would make at least as much sense as this one does.

[–]mangwow -1 points0 points ago

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not welcome in r/trees anyways.

[–]suicidemachine -2 points-1 points ago

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You forgot about Worldnews. How would you describe them?

[–]Freshmakerer 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]Arngrim60D 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd at the 2nd panel. I don't know why

[–]loercase -2 points-1 points ago

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Billions of people on the internet and the same pictures reappearing again and again, with lag times of a couple months to the same goddamn day.

[–]rotzooi -4 points-3 points ago

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The latter is avoidable - if all submissions with stay on the front page a minimum of 24 hours, so all time zones would have a chance to see a submission.

[–]NonPermissive -2 points-1 points ago

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Ha

[–]Adobz -3 points-2 points ago

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What's on reddit today you ask? My cake day, that's what =)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oooo. Downvoted on cake day.

[–]Demoknight111 -1 points0 points ago

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Please. The number of new posts severely outweigh the number of reposts.

[–]JohnnyLotion0 0 points1 point ago

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outweighs*

[–]justinsand -2 points-1 points ago

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I will see this on the front page again before I finish my tea.

Verily.

[–]Artha_SC -3 points-2 points ago

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What's on reddit today?

Reposts and bitching about reposts.

[–]sje46 1 point2 points ago

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Every time a rerun of a sitcom comes on, a redditor stands up and yells "Bullshit!"

[–]skinnyandwhite -1 points0 points ago

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Today?

[–]Bitemeee -1 points0 points ago

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classsy

[–]Cross3 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FTFY_urwelcome 1 point2 points ago

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You made a entire new post then linked it instead of just posting your stupid image here? You are a douche nozzle.

[–]prboi -3 points-2 points ago

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Well I'm glad that you took the time to memorize the internet for everyone else that uses reddit.

[–]fuck_pants_jr -1 points0 points ago

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Saw meme. Wrote it as a comment. Not funny.

[–]oioi -1 points0 points ago

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I do not understand how this is funny.

Lots of people upvoted, so clearly someone out there thinks it's funny. Explain?

[–]EldritchCarrot -1 points0 points ago

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Ironically also a repost.

[–]Nikota -2 points-1 points ago

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OH MY GOD. I was just thinking the same thing, and drinking expresso out of the same exact macchiato cup I purchased at IKEA.

[–]NerFxD -2 points-1 points ago

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you. spelled funnyjunk wrong

[–]ultimaray -2 points-1 points ago

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Too bad this is a repost :\

[–]Negro_Napoleon -3 points-2 points ago

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The sheer disappointment LMAO

[–]JohnnyLotion0 -2 points-1 points ago

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LOL

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[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

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I was looking for 
this sooo long!!!! saw it once 
on canv.as ... damn u