the one time I watched the Notebook...

Rasalom · 11 months

“I was at the vet’s office, Trixie ate dark chocolate. I couldn’t talk, but I texted.”

“You wrote me?”

“Yeah. And she barfed. I helped clean up.”

That's all I know about that scene.

OHenryRules · 11 months

He wrote one for every day of the week, but he never said he sent one everyday of the week. She got two letters on Mondays and days after national holidays.

mainsworth · 11 months

"I tweeted at you 365 times. I tweeted at you every day for a year."

reddell · 11 months

My reaction was, "that's really not healthy, psycho."

qabsteak · 11 months

I don't see what the problem is. If he had said "I sent you a letter everyday," then there'd be a problem, but there's no conflict with him writing a letter everyday and there being no post on Sundays. The Notebook has thus been defended. What am I doing with my life?

mycroft2000 · 11 months

Hi all, pet peeve time here ...

Stop writing "everyday" when you mean "every day".

"Everyday" is an adjective meaning "mundane".

"Every day" means "daily".

That is all.

Legato895 · 11 months

Umm actually.

Back I'm the 1920's mail would often come TWICE a day.

DumbSillyBaby · 11 months

I'd like the notebook to be remade with an nasal voiced, ugly fat guy instead of Gosling. Just because.

Ambivalent_Fanatic · 11 months

The day I read about Nick Sparks comparing himself to Ernest Hemingway was the day I decided that if I ever meet him, I am going to pin him down and take a big dump on his face.

cognitions · 11 months

This movie teaches girls "If you're good looking, you don't have to make any effort to make a relationship work.. the man is responsible for every shred of romanticism"

Lets Break this down...

Noah:

Boat ride with birds

Initiates the relationship/chases her

Writes her 365 letters

Romantic stoplight thing

BUILDS HER A HOUSE

.. WITH an art studio and view

Comes to see her every day in the retirement home to read

Rachel:

drawing a blank here...

bellemarematt · 11 months

that would cost $160.60 to send at today's current rates in the united states

1878NH · 11 months

The one time I watched The Notebook, I cried, not ashamed of it.

halps32 · 11 months

I have two stories about the notebook:

1) About 5 or 6 years ago, my sister rented the notebook and I ended up watching it by myself the day after she'd watched it. Toward the end, a friend of mine called me, and she commented that I 'sounded funny'; I told her I'd just watched the notebook and was a little on edge. To this day, she uses the phrase "a little on edge" whenever something upsetting happens.

2) I was with my sister in the blockbuster she hired it from. An asian dude served her who had very poor English, and he said to her "you going to need tissue for this" - I took it as meaning the disc was dirty and would need to be cleaned pre watching. It dawned on me what he meant the day after.

ImSoChangry · 11 months

Oh yes I love me some Nicholas Sparks.

CCECJHEMC · 11 months

Repost >:c I posted this 3 days ago http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n4qgi/sundays/

imgur-mirror-bot · 11 months

emxiaks · 11 months

Are you doing well? Where are you? It's been 4 years. This will be the 89th letter I've written but I will not send out any more. I hope that you receive this last letter. Zack! The flowers are selling very well. It makes everyone smile. It's all thanks to you. -Aerith

Robincognito · 11 months

"I wrote you everyday..."

What sort of grammar is that?

Ajscorpion3 · 11 months

I made this movie a few years back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0MitdqoISo

Relevant?

Probably not.

Butterspud · 11 months

I guessed the twist of this movie within 5 minutes, which I hate doing because I like to be surprised when I watch a flick. Here's looking at you, The Village.

MaritimeLawyer · 11 months

All I kept thinking is "damn Rockford got old"

platzie · 11 months

Saw the Notebook for the first time the other day. Still believe it should be renamed "Girl Who Leaves War Veteran Fiance and Guy Who Leaves War Widow For Summer Fling"

probably_high · 11 months

Every day is two words.
He didn't say he mailed them every day, just that he wrote them every day.

darknature · 11 months

This is how I get out of watching chick flicks with my wife. Find something impossible or unaccurate in the movie. Then explain it. And either wife gets up and does something else or I get kicked off the couch, which I then process to go on reddit or play some video games. A win win for me ^{^}

pearson530 · 11 months

No repost on Sundays

FTFY

cougarhart · 11 months

The one time I watched it: .....that's a fuckload of ducks

Kkrulestheworld · 11 months

Yeah, just because he wrote a letter everyday, doesn't mean he sent one everyday. I'm pretty sure they were smart enough to think about that...

Bencool · 11 months

The one time i watched the notebook

le_redditusername · 11 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/imy3w/amusing_and_somewhat_topical/

Sad Face : /

jorellh · 11 months

Better not watch Hachiko then.

witch_vampire · 11 months

uncle vernon looks like derp :D

Legendman3 · 11 months

Did noone else notice that the guys face is hilariously derp?

mpmcfarlane · 11 months

That's not entirely true. The USPS does run limited operations on Sundays.

butterisbetter · 11 months

I ran outta gas.
I had a flat tire.
I didn’t have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from outta town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake,
… a terrible flood,
…locust’s.
1. It wasn’t my fault!!

vadergeek · 11 months

Well, he could write it on sunday and send two on monday. Which is, admittedly, rather unromantic... carrier pigeon?

outstar · 11 months

wouldn't that mean you get two letters on monday?

[deleted] · 11 months

I was lying in a fetal position, crying my eyes out, when I watched The Notebook.

[deleted] · 11 months

fatso has rabbit ears

MKT17 · 11 months

Man i cried like a bitch first time i saw this film

AbsoluteBlack · 11 months

I can't be the only one who laughed at that perfectly formed 'derp' face.

DaisyDoozer · 11 months

but god almighty was rachel mcadams hot in that shit

inceptionx · 11 months

Oh look. It's this again.

FireFoxMcCloud · 11 months

LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM

gid13 · 11 months

The one time I watched the Notebook, I hated the movie, and got laid afterwards. That thing is girl porn, people.

ph0replay · 11 months

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jerseykid · 11 months

Guy here: Never watched the movie. Haven't been convinced to yet..I love girls reaction to that..

[deleted] · 11 months

I'm a guy. What is this?

Hufftey · 11 months

That's fucking hilarious. Just thought i should let you know.

lrdwnstnrk · 11 months

Funniest thing I have seen on reddit all day.

Georgesthoughts · 11 months

you made my day

OmegaArcadia · 11 months

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Jackstick · 11 months

He must have written her 1/4th of a letter sometime during the year, because a year is 365.25 days.

cuddlefish · 11 months

*every day

pumaRAWRR · 11 months

best day of the week in my opinion

meisenmann23 · 11 months

Sorry about the downvote, but you were at 1112 points. My heart just couldn't take it.

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