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[–]Chrisisawesome 33 points34 points ago

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what the actual fuck?

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[–]Mikey129 13 points14 points ago

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You're serious, god damn it.

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker[S] 1 point2 points ago

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not a US native so I didn't know any better :(

[–]Bilkokuya 4 points5 points ago

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Pro-Tip: If it's on Family Guy, it's a reference to something else.

[–]Jman5 16 points17 points ago

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Kool-Aid busting through a wall is not an original Family Guy reference. It was Family Guy that was referencing the classic Kool-Aid commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYS7aQY1iZI

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker[S] 4 points5 points ago

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yeah.. see, I don't live in the USA and have never seen any Kool-Aid commercials (I even spelled it wrong because I don't know shit about it) sorry I let you down this much, reddit...

[–]crazyisraeli 15 points16 points ago

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So in the truest sense of the term....repost?

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, but I found it on digg before I joined reddit over a year ago. Never seen this on reddit, though it might have been on reddit before it was on digg, because, you know, that's what it was back then.

this was on reddit yesterday

and stuff. So I thought I could post this little gem I've been keeping on my drive since then to share it with you folks. Hope you guys like it.

[–]SX234 2 points3 points ago

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A repost from reddit onto digg and back to reddit. The life of a post

Can confirm, it was on reddit over a year ago.

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker[S] 2 points3 points ago*

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I'm sorry for this. But tineye said, it was too big to search for duplicates, so I couldn't look it up on the web an therefore couldn't look it up here on reddit :( Maybe you could provide a link to the original submission?

[–]Bamont 2 points3 points ago

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You don't have to apologize. Quite frankly, some people in this community turn elitist with reposts - even though it's completely illogical to do so. Reddit has MILLIONS of viewers, all over the world. To be so arrogant to assume that just because it's been on Reddit before means everyone has seen it is just stupid. We have an upvote/downvote system to take care of constant reposts. It's rare that I come across something that I find out in the comments is a repost that I've actually seen posted on Reddit before. 95% of the content I see is new.

So, don't worry about it.

[–]SX234 0 points1 point ago

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The only reason I noticed the repost was because it was memorable. If it was a repost of a cat I would never noticed. They all look the same to me.

[–]tvtropesguy 1 point2 points ago

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it was a year ago...

kudos to that guy if he can find it but the original submission is most likely lost to history

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I did not say it would be a walk in the park.

[–]SX234 1 point2 points ago

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This was the original I believe, only stood out to me because its pretty unique. Good post

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker[S] 0 points1 point ago

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You, sir, won the reddits for today, I guess. Thank you for the effort.

[–]imonfire88 19 points20 points ago

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unexpected. bravo.

[–]Rorkimaru 7 points8 points ago

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Well that was an unexpected twist.

the writing was actually very good too so it had me very intrigued, a bit of a fresh prince of bel air

[–]Tom_Bomb 6 points7 points ago

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Just when I was wondering what this was doing in /r/funny... whamo. enjoy the upvote.

[–]OverAllGENIUS 9 points10 points ago

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I remember seeing this awhile ago, but I forgot the ending...

[–]3DPipes 1 point2 points ago

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All I remember is the ending.

[–]Zinderhaven 4 points5 points ago

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So that's why he only delivers to children. They are uncorrupted by the ways of man.

[–]edu723 2 points3 points ago

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that's gold jerry, gold

[–]Nerada 2 points3 points ago

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Great ending, I didn't see it coming.

[–]indecisivenerd 2 points3 points ago

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that is one of the greatest things i have seen in a while. well done sir.

[–]Treelub 1 point2 points ago

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Aw... I wanted it to be something serious, it was cool until the end. :(

[–]Dontinquire 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this a long time ago. I had even forgotten the ending.

[–]harriswill 1 point2 points ago

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GREATEST PAYOFF EVER

[–]Dwayne_J_Murderden 1 point2 points ago

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It works better if you leave out the last 2 frames. Him crashing through the wall is the punchline, so it should just cut off there.

[–]NightHuman 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god.... My only regret is that I only have 1 upvote to give.

[–]_boom_ 3 points4 points ago

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tl;dr take an upvote cause i don't care and I'm drunk

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[–]ispaydiman 0 points1 point ago

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and it was the birth of cool aid

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's long, but I think you guys might like it.

;)

[–]fictionalsleep 1 point2 points ago

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I saved this to my computer from Reddit on July 24th, 2010 at 11:16 PM. I remember a ton of comments on that post about how often it was reposted, but I guess it's been a while.

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously, I see a ton of reposts from images I saved way way back that aren't nearly as funny as this is. Thought it would be worth a repost :)

[–]fictionalsleep 0 points1 point ago

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Oh absolutely, that's why I saved it.

[–]GeneralConfusion 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could give you all the upvotes. One will have to do.

[–]Dynasty471 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking: "wow this could be a movie!" Until I got to the end... then I chuckled and moved on

[–]killedbyoprah 0 points1 point ago

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What the fucking fuck?

[–]Lilgherkin 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought that I wasn't on /r funny because I loaded it, and went to get water and came back to this.

[–]xfilmmaker 0 points1 point ago

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Good twist

[–]weekendlobotomist 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually a lot like the plot of the manga Fourteen. Except it uses a chicken. http://www.mangareader.net/597-31445-1/fourteen/chapter-1.html

[–]t0mbstone 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. Just... Wow. That was amazing. Bravo to whoever made this.

[–]bleunoir83 0 points1 point ago

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Dutchie here, and I have absolutely NO clue what this is about... could someone explain?

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Jman5 posted this link. I knew it from family guy only, btw.

[–]bleunoir83 0 points1 point ago

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AH, thanks! I'm glad that wasn't on TV here when I was a kid, it's freaking me out!

[–]AhhGingerKids 0 points1 point ago

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It's brilliant. I love things like this. If you know anymore let me know.

[–]SparkySparkinton 0 points1 point ago

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"It's long, but I think you guys might like it"

I didn't even read the post itself. Just wanted to say "that's what she said".

[–]OssaFerra 0 points1 point ago

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for quite a while i was thinking, "i think you in the wrong place" but nope you'll fit in nicely here.

[–]GOODB0Y 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a TLDR?

[–]orkid68 0 points1 point ago

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SPOILER: It’s the Kool-Aid man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TLDR

[–]seb4790 0 points1 point ago

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Use Wadsworth's constant.

[–]cutiepatootieadipose 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely did not see that coming.

[–]Dyrty -3 points-2 points ago

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one hell of a long story just for a kool-aid joke.

[–]macgruberkfbr392 -4 points-3 points ago

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wayyyyyyy to long

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I warned you.