Happens every time I try to get the ketchup out...

epahds · 8 months

Let a machine do it for you

Im_A_Sock_Puppet · 8 months

My grandma used to say, "Shake, Shake the ketchup bottle / none'll come, and then a lot'll."

Eloquinn · 8 months

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cport1 · 8 months

Notice the 57 on the bottle? That's what you're supposed to aim for.

OccamsAxe · 8 months

Looks kind of like Luke Skywalker. He's just showing off his amazing mastery of the Force, the jackass.

trampus1 · 8 months

Stop living in the 70's and just buy the damned squeeze bottle.

ac_soldat · 8 months

Either that, or that nasty ketchup-water comes out.

TommyBaseball · 8 months

Fucking Non-Newtonian fluids, how do they work?

chillax_bro_im_jk · 8 months

Happens every time I try to get the tampon out...

JerkingOffToKarma · 8 months

So much for WTF going to it's roots.... this belongs in r/funny.

DrAidsburger · 8 months

-Directed by Quentin Tarantino

indenturedsmile · 8 months

So, source?

McTeazy · 8 months

does no one here use plastic ketchup bottles?

humanman42 · 8 months

45 degree angle, hit on the 57. Done

schplat · 8 months

Always leave space for air to travel back up the bottle while you pour and it'll always come out just fine. It's when you seal the neck with ketchup will it cease to pour.

kingjmy · 8 months

I always just stick a butter knife (or handle or a fork? something) in the top, and it pours out easily. I have no shame.

substitute_service · 8 months

Sort of relevant

SirWarrington · 8 months

Well you know what they say, "If you can't cut the mustard, lick the jar."

-Abe Lincoln

gdt1320 · 8 months

Bingham plastics, how do they work???

themangeraaad · 8 months

Am I the only one who doesn't really have any trouble with those bottles?

storebrand · 8 months

Shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none'll come and then a lot'll

delaghetto · 8 months

You still buy ketchup in a glass bottle?

No1Complainer · 8 months

Am I seriously the only person in the world that knows how to do this?

I should make a video, but for now I'll just describe the process.

1.) Grab ketchup bottle.

2.) Look at bottle, check ketchup level.

3.) If ketchup level is more than 3/4 full, jump to step 5, if not, proceed to step 4.

4.) While keeping the bottle cap/top on, pound the bottle into the palm of your hand, opening end first. This is the same concept of seatbelts and other physics. You start the ketchup in motion, your hand stops the motion of the bottle, the ketchup keeps moving, ends up hitting the bottle cap, and piles the ketchup up at the top. This method allows you to execute greater velocity and obtaining desired result faster (ketchup at the bottom's opening),

5.) Open ketchup and pour.

6.) enjoy

kev2600 · 8 months

I liked the sound on that gif

excited_by_typos · 8 months

Is this from SNL? I remember a great skit from the 90's called something like "5 Guys Around A Campfire Dealing With An Overabundance Of Fluids"

Basically one guy opened a beer that never stopped spraying foam which caused another guy to cut himself and bleed a pool while another guy like, pissed himself or something, I don't remember. I watched it on Netflix last year. Great shit.

averyrdc · 8 months

Protip: Shake the ketchup bottle vigorously with the cap on, then when opened it will pour.

Johnny10toes · 8 months

Bring the bottle down with one hand and make it hit your hand right on the shoulder of the bottle. Bottle needs to be facing down...

postmodgirl · 8 months

Oh god, it's just like me on my period.

Luxorian · 8 months

Are you still using ketchup in glass bottles? Jeez.

MelangeMentat · 8 months

Better than having a girl get out the ketchup for you... [nsfw] youtube

Oo0o8o0oO · 8 months

Plastic bottles?

rmg22893 · 8 months

Hit it on the neck, not the base. Ketchup liquefies when it is agitated; hitting it on the base only liquefies the ketchup at the bottom, leaving all the rest of the ketchup to stop up the bottle.

walrus99 · 8 months

ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid. hold the bottle down and tap on the 76 label on the neck

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid

cjcrashoveride · 8 months

Happens every time I try to touch myself

FTFY

Alabama_Man · 8 months

Why not just buy squeezable ketchup bottles.

longjohntomson · 8 months

LPT, if you hit the 57 on the side of the bottle, the ketchup comes out quicker.

itsokgiani · 8 months

Tap the 57. Works everytime.

[deleted] · 8 months

Tap it on the 57 on the glass on the side.

apullin · 8 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/n7w35/ketchup/

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/n7tda/time_for_some_ketchup_oh_shit_oh_shit/

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/m88xi/ketchup_mishap/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lu8c8/dude_vs_ketchup_bottle/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ljp7p/ew/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ljh10/what_its_like_when_my_girlfriend_finally_reaches/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/lileo/you_have_to_remember_this_happening_to_you_at_one/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/m1sq5/how_i_feel_when_i_ask_my_girlfriend_how_her_day/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lxz2o/everytime/

http://www.reddit.com/r/gif/comments/llh0g/ketchup_never_comes_out_but_when_it_does/

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/lu6c0/rofl_katchop/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/n4q6u/this_exact_situation_happens_to_me_at_least_once/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/m3azd/how_it_feels_to_make_it_to_the_front_page/

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/ls3en/one_more_should_do_it/

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/ll3js/attack_of_the_ketchup/

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/lkspv/i_hate_when_this_happens/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ljjlv/every_time_i_try_to_shake_ketchup_out_of_the/

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/li2e8/this_is_why_i_prefer_the_squeeze_bottle/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lkhrc/every_fucking_time/

cosmokazi · 8 months

oh wow, I was on /gif/ last night too!

mediapl0y · 8 months

You're doing it wrong.

jonboomer · 8 months

This seems like something that would come straight out of a 4chan green-text story.

thebootlegsaint · 8 months

That started out funny and got creepy.

[deleted] · 8 months

Is that Robbie Robertson?

LeGazedo · 8 months

Every fucking time

[deleted] · 8 months

Thats why Rick Perry wants to ban all glass ketchup bottles! Rick Perry looking out for you like Obama never did!!!111

[deleted] · 8 months

happened to me on my first date, true story.

nathanwrnr · 8 months

how to pour ketchup efficiently (metacafe.com)

calpoop · 8 months

With A1 steak sauce, this effect intensifies exponentially. I learned the hard way.

dreamqueen9103 · 8 months

This will be 2Xchromosomes new shark week gif very soon.

CAPCHECK · 8 months

Prince Charles? Back when he had hair?

ellevehc · 8 months

God dammit I HATE glass ketchup bottles. They make me furious! The squeezable plastic ones, no the reusable ones, are the best. I wish I had a box of those glass ones right now so I could smash them against a brick wall. UGGGGHHHHHHHHH

ben1sm4 · 8 months

hit the Heinz! I promise, it works. Turn the bottle upside down and use your palm to hit the label.

Bratva · 8 months

One thing I'll always remember my Grandpa telling me what to half cup one of your hand, and basically pat the ketchup bottle into your half cuped hand so when it hits your hand, it should come out pretty smooth.

It's hard to explain, but when the bottle hits your hand you should be holding it like you are cupping a pair of balls.

goat_hurrdurr · 8 months

That looks like my dick, except instead of ketchup, it's AIDS blood

Kehrnal · 8 months

I think you'll find this helpful.

packie12 · 8 months

Best gif on the internet.

Bone_Machine · 8 months

He looks like Mick Jagger.

stopdoingthat · 8 months

Ha ha! Yeah! And what's up with airplane food, right?

Carbuncl3 · 8 months

Protip: Hold the bottle on a 45 degree angle. Make a fist with the other hand. Gently tap the bottle onto your first. It will come out easier.

Qaplalala · 8 months

You need to lay off the LSD.

Ap_science · 8 months

Never seen this before, did you make it?

Faroffhighways · 8 months

!JUDO CHOP! that fifty-seven!

EmptyAndFrantic · 8 months

Wow, the thumbnail kind of looks like a doctor holding a disfigured baby.

[deleted] · 8 months

Nice way to repost my stuff.

Sarahmint · 8 months

What is that from???

lesbianlasergun · 8 months

hahaha, i was on /gif/ 6 hours ago too!

shook_one · 8 months

yea that happened a lot when i used ketchup bottles 30 years ago

electric_creamsicle · 8 months

I hope this isn't going to be on my fluid mechanics final.

Zitkovich · 8 months

Does this look like an Asian Edward James Olmos to anyone else?

CPTSaltyDog · 8 months

i was taught by a restaurant employee that you tap the label on glass ketchup bottles to get it out. really works.

ItsYourMoney · 8 months

This happens to other things as well

theuberaids · 8 months

thats what my dick does when i jack off

jdog667jkt · 8 months

Seems like a scene from that show "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

indiumtinoxide · 8 months

No me gusta!!!

theworsttasteinmusic · 8 months

This constitutes being in /r/WTF how?

Squealing_Mage · 8 months

Relevant

Goff61 · 8 months

Watching this gif while taking a shit brings a whole new meaning to it...

Scott5114 · 8 months

I don't even bother using ketchup bottles. Whenever I ask for ketchup at a fast food drive thru around here they usually hand out a giant handful of packets. I only end up using one or two, so I keep the surplus and have never needed to actually purchase ketchup.

krowface · 8 months

Sauce?

whyisthisnamesolong · 8 months

gotee · 8 months

Dave Grohl?

sneekypeet · 8 months

ENOUGH WITH THE HEINZ AUTOMATO

Use your fucking brain.

http://youtu.be/4wDdEDFv9LU

EDIT: Grammar

mrdoink20 · 8 months

Why can't I hold all these ketchups?

panzan · 8 months

Do you live in 1983?

SQUEEZE BOTTLE. Ask for it at your local grocerteria

BmBoWnZ · 8 months

The amount of ketchup in this bottle is too damn low - OH SHIT

Peekee · 8 months

For some reason the ketchup in glass bottles taste better than the other ones

Aleksander73 · 8 months

I've never seen this before, ever.

watchmeasifly · 8 months

TIL "try to get the ketchup out" means fap.

Canucklehead99 · 8 months

"Some things are worth waiting for"

emilytasticz0rz · 8 months

And this is WTF why?

stahlgrau · 8 months

Tap it on the 57.

Saturdays · 8 months

Was in an interview, went to lunch.

Had some fries in my order, began to shake ketchup bottle to pour ketchup.

Looked like I was jacking off.

Didn't get the job.

OlderAndAngrier · 8 months

I just don't understand why people use those glass bottles anymore or better yet why restaurants have them in use....

I personally think that everytime you enter a restaruant/cafe/etc. that uses those archaic bottles you are obliged to cause as much mess as possible. Maybe they then will stop using them.

ThislsWholAm · 8 months

At least it's out.

dyq99 · 8 months

Ahah i can not stop myself laughing :))

Chops_II · 8 months

When pouring sauce from a bottle, first none will come; and then a lot'l

frickingphil · 8 months

tap the motherfucking 57

ballzy · 8 months

I bet the guy in a swivel chair with a leaf blower can help get the ketchup out of the bottle.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfjorMkjYPM

Gristledorf · 8 months

Hah this reminds me of when I used to babysit.

Georgesthoughts · 8 months

not many people know the Heinz secret, apply pressure to the bottle neck and it comes out easier, just like a penis. true story.

Sketch13 · 8 months

This should be in an infomercial. The black and white clips of people having an obvious hard time with a simple task.

"Are you sick of that darn ketchup getting stuck in the bottle and finally when you get it out it gets everywhere?"

talontario · 8 months

So a little trick for all of you! Leave the ketchup, preferably brand new, bottle up-side down in direct sunlight or a suitable location with enough heat. Serve to friend/stranger and enjoy the explosion!

doublemcslutjr · 8 months

Stupid ketchup!

stromm · 8 months

Never tap the bottom, always tap the side (with the bottle on its side)

historic66 · 8 months

With me, it's usually like this

mawst95 · 8 months

Hold ketchup bottle at 45 degree downward angle, chop lightly on the "Heinz" logo on the neck (or if not Heinz, then chop on the neck), and ketchup comes out nicely after about 4-7 chops.

vitre0us · 8 months

Happens to me once a month..

WTF

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