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[–]umbisco 56 points57 points ago

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...until someone spikes your drink with acid

[–]secretlypooping 35 points36 points ago

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is that what all those little pieces of paper were floating around in my beer?

[–]croutonsaredelicious 36 points37 points ago

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That was like a shitload of acid dude!

[–]Shinkmasterflex 8 points9 points ago

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[–]CoupleADicksInAYard 2 points3 points ago

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Ohhhhh shit! Ohhhhh shit! Ohhhhh shit!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Wait wait wait!! When the hell did I put Green Man on?!?

[–]mendicant1116 2 points3 points ago

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What's wrong with his face? His skins too tight. That's what it is, his skins too tight.

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[–]WhitTheDish 2 points3 points ago

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Green Man: the mascot nobody wanted.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Someone spiking my drink with acid would seriously give me the best night ever... assuming it's not a bad trip

[–]ernie_mccracken 8 points9 points ago

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yeah... you say that. most nights you dont really want to get spun, do you? i mean what if you have shit to do the next day, have work to do that night, want to get some sleep, have to drive a car, or are dealing with issues in your life that you would rather deal with before getting high on acid? i lived with a bunch of prankster-type kids over the past year and needless to say it gets very annoying having to make sure you keep track of your drink and make sure that the food that you are eating hasn't been dosed yet. shit, you'd better make sure you locked your door at night, too. nothing says easy target to a prankster like a sleeping friend who doesn't want to trip. waking up spun and hungover = not very much fun. just saying, its not cool for any one to ever make a decision that effects another person's mental state without their consent.

[–]werejew 9 points10 points ago

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I'm sorry. Would you like to cuddle?

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

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You don't know how to have fun!

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[–]catesping 11 points12 points ago

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when i saw that, i thought it looked kind of... cute?

[–]RNRSaturday 7 points8 points ago

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I fapped.

[–]ObeySaturnGod -1 points0 points ago

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Is there anything you can't fap to?

[–]spoatnik 3 points4 points ago

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We Eagles fans are a diverse and insane group.

[–]NonPermissive 3 points4 points ago

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They were at a football game.

[–]colsatre 0 points1 point ago

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Yup

[–]Sporkenstein -1 points0 points ago

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I'm so glad someone else saw that.

[–]rastapasta808 9 points10 points ago

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'And then play some video games till my eyes bleeed'

[–]ca_michelbach 24 points25 points ago

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After finals?! This sums up my entire semester

[–]burnitalldown[S] 1 point2 points ago

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After Drinking? This sums up my after drinking schedule.

[–]illllama 0 points1 point ago

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After work? This sums up my daily routine.

[–]florallaurel 8 points9 points ago

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oh yes, this is happening.

[–]dan420 10 points11 points ago

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Gunna drop acid its gunna be just like woodstock.

[–]claymer 9 points10 points ago

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You're makin a classic mistake Frank. Too much acid.

[–]Magnum40oz 1 point2 points ago

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Don't take the brown acid!

[–]xPrinceAle 5 points6 points ago

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"I like to call it browning out."

[–]gargamak 0 points1 point ago

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because you shit your pants?

[–]trollzRus 3 points4 points ago

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I have never agreed more with anyone about anything!

[–]GOPLAYOUTS1DE 6 points7 points ago

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that, and smoking my brains out

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I hear you

[–]MadeForTeaVea 1 point2 points ago

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I just finished writing my last paper for the semester. So I'm sparking up a bowl right now. Feels good to be done. 1 more semester left.

[–]Athene_Wins 6 points7 points ago

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Hey guess what?! Today I finished finals.

[–]claymer 8 points9 points ago

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I hate you man

[–]Duggur 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to get blackout drunk after finals, but take it from this old college senior, fall finals are just before Christmas.

So here's my plan.

[–]eli8527 2 points3 points ago

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But then you end up wandering into some random person's car and they think that you're there to kill them...

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

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These are my plans after a week of work.

[–]Streamlines 1 point2 points ago

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What are the guys in the background doing :l?

[–]thurmanator 0 points1 point ago

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breaking stereotypes?

[–]sweetlincolnsmullet 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm gettin' blasted on grain alcohol

[–]lovemyusername 1 point2 points ago

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make that beer a 40 oz and tape it to my hand. THEN i'm ready for break.

[–]KayWho 1 point2 points ago

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This hits close to home

[–]Goodtimee 1 point2 points ago

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So your going to act like a student....

[–]shitbag666 1 point2 points ago

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Pardon the ignorance, but what's the name of this actor ?

[–]GreatTragedy 1 point2 points ago

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Charlie Day. He's hysterical.

[–]DanBoone 1 point2 points ago

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I went and took a couple of shots after seeing that. Nosdrovia!

[–]excitementgang 1 point2 points ago

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Godspeed, partner.

[–]Jizzworthy 1 point2 points ago

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You know what I'm going to do? FUCKING NOTHING! I will enjoy every minute of it.

[–]mcpaddy 1 point2 points ago

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Good lord this is accurate.

[–]curstin22 1 point2 points ago

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Charlie Day is the shit.

[–]zeasDJ 0 points1 point ago

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here here!

[–]claymer 0 points1 point ago

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wanna drop some acid?

[–]The_Dane 0 points1 point ago

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I love charlie so much

[–]Zannah 0 points1 point ago

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You have the right idea.

[–]aitiafo 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know where this was shot? It looks a lot like the K lot of Lincoln Financial Field. In which case I have tailgated right where Charlie is many times. I have pissed on that fence in fact.

[–]ghostbackwards 0 points1 point ago

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sounds like a tuesday night

[–]badgertheshit 0 points1 point ago

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It's more fun when you do that during finals

[–]ForcedZucchini 0 points1 point ago

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My plans before finals...

[–]irishdevil268 0 points1 point ago

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bahaha

[–]monkeymarine 0 points1 point ago

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Finals were done at five yesterday, and I was playing DUI Mario Kart by six.

[–]mrwriter 0 points1 point ago

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My finals were this week and I did exactly this. Woke up to my laptop's screen being blank and displaying "no operating system found". Thank god I had Ubuntu installed on my flash drive.

[–]Got_Engineers 0 points1 point ago

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I definitely read that in his voice.

[–]NeoTranshuman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]onemadnigga 0 points1 point ago

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I also want to play catch with a black man after finals.

[–]MonsterAddict 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna get drunk and play video games until my eyes bleed.

[–]masterofdocks 0 points1 point ago

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no doubt, GreenMan will make an appearance

[–]teslalala 0 points1 point ago

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All I can see is a properly dressed white man throwing a football to a guy that is the complete opposite of the first...

[–]midnitesteak 0 points1 point ago

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Man, I can't even think about doing this right now. One more week!

[–]spattem 0 points1 point ago

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As a freshman who didn't realize everybody goes ape shit after finals i regret booking a flight the day finals end. I cant afford to change my flight.

[–]MangledMailMan 0 points1 point ago

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I was wondering what to watch right now and now I know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dude! Is that what all those little papers were?! That was so much a acid! Oh my god ! Oh my god!

[–]DaPurpleCobra 0 points1 point ago

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I'm finally going to play skyrim

[–]Beer_Is_Food 0 points1 point ago

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No way that old white dude and black guy are actually playing football.

[–]Hatsumi743 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! Best idea ever!

[–]Jay-Dar 0 points1 point ago

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Raise your hand if you turn 21 over winter break??

[–]yep45 0 points1 point ago

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MORE ALWAYS SUNNY REFERENCES PLEASE

[–]zetversus 0 points1 point ago

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So... My average work day?

[–]benowillock 0 points1 point ago

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looks like rick perry playing catch with a black guy in the background :S

[–]zublits 0 points1 point ago

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That reminds me of when I took 20 hits of LSD to "see how high I could get." While I don't regret it, I definitely don't recommend it. The only way I can describe it is that my mind was flipping in on itself every few minutes in this weird angular way that my thinking would repeat, but each time be slightly different in a geometric angle to my original mental loop. I literally started to "see math" in everything, including words, and it was as if I could sense the essential building blocks of reality.

[–]burnitalldown[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Mission Accomplished

[–]theizzydor 0 points1 point ago

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what is Rick Perry doing in the background?

[–]csgoodri -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get why people desire to get so drunk they pass out and don't remember anything. That says to me that you like being unconscious more than being conscious, not exactly a point in my life I would like to brag about if it were the case.

[–]ultragnomecunt 6 points7 points ago

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Its less painful that hitting your head on the wall until you black out.

[–]shitbag666 1 point2 points ago

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Try it.

[–]ADDcigarettes 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I like being drunk but when I forget stuff, what's the fucking point? If I don't remember it's like I never had fun at all.

[–]Thats_an_RDD -1 points0 points ago

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Relaxing and getting black out drunk don't really go hand in hand