Going down Swinging

parasitedan · 9 months

Where the fuck does she get a frying pan in a hospital?

Bixby66 · 9 months

Only one thing to say. Not today.

IbidtheWriter · 9 months

So this is why Death does things in an indirect, Rube-Goldberg-like fashion in Final Destination movies. He's tired of taking frying pans to the skull while he's trying to do his job.

Sharkman1231 · 9 months

I thought it would have been funnier if she had a bedpan instead. ;)

helloitsmateo · 9 months

Sorry.

DoctorPlatypus · 9 months

Son of a bitch...

Osiris32 · 9 months

"Do not go quietly into that good night

But rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Albaek · 9 months

What porno is this I haven't seen it.

Misharum_Kittum · 9 months

Hey look, its Tiffany Aching!

JangSaverem · 9 months

"There is only one God, and his name is death. And there is only one thing we say to death: "Not today." "

Im_more_ignorant · 9 months

Rapunzel?

voidsong · 9 months

as in Red Dwarf:

(Lister is expected to die in the next scene, known from glimpses
from the future. He grabs a baseball bat.)

Rimmer: What are you doing?
Lister: I'm going out like I came in -- screaming and kicking.
Rimmer: You can't whack death on the head!
Lister: If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

ballaabdul · 9 months

sugar, we're...

Nesman64 · 9 months

Relevant Red Dwarf: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off.

captaincupcake234 · 9 months

...a loaded god complex cock-it and pull it...

blackhawk5322 · 9 months

I found it interesting that Death is coming from the light part of the room and the dying girl is on the dark side. A total opposite from what they usually are.

JasmineLikes · 9 months

Am I the only one wondering why there is a "gynecological" lamp next to the bed?

DrRansom7469 · 9 months

That doctor should really learn not to leave his financial info laying around, and he may want to rethink his stock portfolio.

muttonchopman · 9 months

This is something I've kind of thought of before. I've tried to imagine meeting death, how the situation would be, and what I would say.

Truth is, I can imagine looking to it, and saying "Hello, friend. I've been hoping I'd meet you like this." I would take a certain comfort in seeing Death approach, because I feel that It would be far more personable than just a dark oblivion.

I guess the old Egyptians found Anubis a similarly comforting character: A guide and guardian, there to be your friend on your journey form one world to the next.

StramanamaMama · 9 months

We're goin' downtown in a luleelurah

beavers937 · 9 months

He was good enough to get Bruce Lee. He prob has some damn good moves.

toolatealreadyfapped · 9 months

Is that a stock report on the bedside chart?

Baskerbosse · 9 months

Before I clicked the link I was expecting this

StabbyPants · 9 months

Why does she have a frypan in a hospital room?

Kowzorz · 9 months

Reminds me of a book called On a Pale Horse by Piers Anthony. This dude kills death and then is forced to become him. It's the first in the series, but I've never read the rest. This book itself is very good. The rest take different perspectives of different characters. I highly recommend at least reading the first.

TauQuebb · 9 months

LISTER: You said yourself, I can't stop it. Let's get it over with.

RIMMER: (Pointing at the pipe) Ah, Lister, what's that for?

LISTER: I'm going out like I came in -- screaming and kicking.

RIMMER: You can't whack death on the head!

LISTER: If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!

dugganmania · 9 months

Clever, but what's up with her eye?

kensai11 · 9 months

Everytime I see a picture like this, I die a little on the inside because I know orange and teal were used to make it "pop."

jigby61 · 9 months

Say hello to my little friend...

sirbruce · 9 months

Withstanding Death

Till Life be gone,

I shall treasure my breath,

I shall linger on.

I shall bolt my door

With a bolt and a cable;

I shall block my door

With a bureau and table;

With all my might

My door shall be barred.

I shall put up a fight,

I shall take it hard.

With his hand on my mouth

He shall drag me forth,

Shrieking to the south

And clutching at the north.

-- Excerpt from Moriturus, by Edna St. Vincent Millay

carlsaischa · 9 months

It's the South Park chart!

yer_momma · 9 months

Why does she have a graph of the US economy on the foot of her bed?

emity · 9 months

Tiffany Aching!!

DefinitelyRelephant · 9 months

Where did she get a frying pan in a hospital?

Still_Not_Sleeping · 9 months

Is that effy?

doozyjr · 9 months

Fry pans are deadly as shit, watch Tangled.

photopaul · 9 months

Any photographers on Reddit? What is it about this image that makes it look so good. I'm talking technically. Could it be the high contrast? Is it a particular filter or treatment? Is it the lighting? I also saw the effect on maybe the coolest pair of Playstation 3 Ad (ad 2)I've ever come across. I'm fascinated.

Backstory on the ads: They were obviously made, but were never run due to their overly controversial content. Particularly the one of the gamer transfusing blood to Rommel. It contains swastikas, you see...

IAMGodAMA · 9 months

They say that the one who kills the Angel of Death becomes him.

MagicalOrgazm · 9 months

this is so wierd! "dont fear the reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult started playing in my playlist seriously the second i clicked this link O_o

Tashre · 9 months

"Did... did you just hit me with a frying pan? I'm DEATH, not some 1950's animated cat."

Ras_H_Tafari · 9 months

"This is for Snowball I and JFK!"

daafrican · 9 months

am dying and my last wish is a "FRYING PAN" just incase i get hungry

Goldberry · 9 months

http://xkcd.com/788/

richard_photograph · 9 months

miss lohan?

CucumberJuice · 9 months

I would love to have her as my wife. In the hospital and still cooking my dinner.

MDSVentus · 9 months

What do we say to the god of death?

zgh5002 · 9 months

Fuck that, just challenge him to Battleship.

bertbargo · 9 months

Death has the smallest hands I have ever seen

DoctorOctagonapus · 9 months

"but you can't just whack death in the nuts"

80G · 9 months

THIS IS YOUR DEATH...

THIS IS YOUR DEATH ON DRUGS

NicolaiIronfist · 9 months

Emma Watson looks really ill.

T-Holt · 9 months

It's everywhere!!!!!!!!!

Democritus477 · 9 months

Oh, if only life actually worked that way.

unicornlounge · 9 months

I think my mind is in the gutter. I was hoping for actual swingers

rickdias27 · 9 months

Are these aeons strange enough yet?

FLYING_GAY_SHITDICKS · 9 months

i'd go down swinging on her

if you know what i mean

TheMightyWomble · 9 months

She didn't have the Salmon Mousse did she?

Baner87 · 9 months

Lol, I like how the artist didn't know what actually goes on a patients chart, so he just made it a line-graph.

I'm imagining what that'd be like if it were true:

"Well, your chart has this line going pretty far down, that can't be good..." scratches beard

asldkfououhe · 9 months

good luck conquering death, lady

FinalRequiem1 · 9 months

My name is Death and the end is here.

Vslacha · 9 months

Demopan?

ENTrop3 · 9 months

Death by orange and blue.

Rasalom · 9 months

Soultaker!

abelcc · 9 months

There's something weird about that arm which makes the image really ugly.

Alexander-The-Less · 9 months

Frying pans, who knew?

Jumin · 9 months

Man they really do have a stock photo for everything!

Dalunatic · 9 months

When I read this at first all I knew was that my mother was in the hospital, a few minutes later she calls and says she's fine and waiting for a cab.

ThinkusMcGee · 9 months

One of my favorite quotes (said about Theodore Roosevelt by Vice President Thomas Marshall):

"Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight."

shitterplug · 9 months

"... in other news, a delusional patient killed her husband with a frying pan. "Grim reaper" she later said to investigating police officers."

Archer__ · 9 months

The girl looks scarier than the reaper

poopsahoy · 9 months

my name is buck, and I like to PARTY

demtrees29 · 9 months

upvote for being room 29

MinkOWar · 9 months

While I know it's unrelated, this screams Terry Pratchett to me. Death, Frying Pans, etc.

strong_stuff · 9 months

Why does Death have a towel?

Phillbee · 9 months

I'd love to know how they get photos to look like that... I saw another comment mentioning orange and teal, but there's an "unreal" quality to it that intrigues me.

strangedreams · 9 months

The shit you get for trying to do your job.

Russiophile · 9 months

I've often wondered why we still see the Grim Reaper as carrying a scythe. The scythe was cutting edge (you see what I did there?) technology in the 15th century when the Reaper first appeared. But times have changed.

Why isn't the Reaper now carrying a light saber? For God's sake, artistic Redditors.... GIVE ME A LIGHT SABER CARRYING REAPER!!!!!

otakuman · 9 months

I presume the Grim Reaper is yet another one of her drug-induced hallucinations.

KnuttyD · 9 months

Can someone explain this to me? I must not be getting the reference.

dratomic4 · 9 months

Princess Peach?

Th3R00ST3R · 9 months

Is this that model that walked into the propeller?

Katbusnumber9 · 9 months

Everything is these colors

_______For800 · 9 months

I thought this was a T-Fal ad.

violetxrain · 9 months

...but she doesn't even look sick.

MagneticRetard · 9 months

For some reason.. That scared me more than it was suppose to

Derm · 9 months

One does not simply hit death with a frying pan.

wrathofg0d · 9 months

is she going to cook death a steak

LNarddog · 9 months

My first thought was Left 4 Dead...

fotografamerika · 9 months

Who is the artist?

WilliamAgain · 9 months

I think I saw that girl telling me not to do drugs during the 90s.

GhostToCoast · 9 months

This is awesome.

zombiebatman · 9 months

Judging by the drawing, I'm assuming she's dying of anorexia.

[deleted] · 9 months

TONIGHT, WE DINE.... IN HELL...

dagmar31 · 9 months

"Death, be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so; For those whom thou thinkst thou dost overthrow Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me. From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow And soonest our best men with thee do go Rest of their bones and soul's delivery. Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men, And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell, And poppies or charms can make us sleep as well And better than thy stroke. Why swellst thou then? One short sleep past, we wake eternally, And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die!"

Diquebutt · 9 months

shitty joke involving women and kitchens

upvote me cunts

explodeowl · 9 months

Im going down down in an earlier round but sugar

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