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[–]Russz 50 points51 points ago

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I like how he walks off as if nothing happened.

[–]Yorkb[S] 35 points36 points ago

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like a boss.

[–]braxford 65 points66 points ago

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It's one of those hidden camera dealios. The guy running was pretending to steal a purse or something, and the dude that performed the backwards roundhouse is an off-the-clock military/army/karate kid.

[–]valkyrio 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, this is a lot less funny without the initial gag - funny enough, the original gif did have it.

[–]Galapogos 0 points1 point ago

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That explains why it was recorded so...steadily.

[–]i_m_fury 0 points1 point ago

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He actually threw a tiny net on some dude and ran away.

[–]CDxxx 25 points26 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enBLNVOBVKE

The guy they originally wanted to prank wasn't amused either.

[–]daroons 5 points6 points ago

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Wow it took a while for me to get exactly what was going on. The prankster throws a net on the prankee and attempts to run away before BAM! Head shot.

[–]Zeppelanoid 4 points5 points ago

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Haha I love when french people get mad and there's "putin" left right and center!

[–]mocotazo 5 points6 points ago

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I like how the Karate Kid's buddy in the blue shirt doesn't even look surprised when it happens, he just smirks and keeps walking to get a mall pretzel.

[–]wayfers 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get why the guys(the guy kicked the prankee in the face) friend(the guy in the blue t shirt who's walking with him) walks away and then comes back.

[–]texascience 47 points48 points ago

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Did anyone else watch this more than once just to see how the guy did it so you could possibly use this move in the future?

[–]aacfsfgdp 13 points14 points ago

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Yes. But my reason was to see the exact trajectory of his sunglasses, which escaped as if to say "SORRY BYE".

[–]ofcourseimright 5 points6 points ago

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Newton's law of inertia

[–]Steelfox13 1 point2 points ago

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Damn you Newton and your damned laws. You ruin all the fun.

[–]drummererb 9 points10 points ago

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They had to go, the Sunglass Planet needed them.

[–]Yorkb[S] 18 points19 points ago

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ive been studying this one for a while.

[–]Cail82 0 points1 point ago

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It's like you just read my mind.

[–]fazedx 36 points37 points ago

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He was ready to fight the other two guys too. Raised his fist when he saw the two guys start running in haha.

[–]spambat 19 points20 points ago

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Before this comment, I thought it was more like, "Do I need to continue to beat him?" but the timing made more sense based on your explanation.

[–]fazedx 2 points3 points ago

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yeah cuz he raised his fist after he noticed the other guy come up behind him

[–]spambat 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly my point.

[–]boxwell 8 points9 points ago

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NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAYS!

[–]Wraith1985 12 points13 points ago

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Saw this a while back, I think they were shooting a movie and they wanted a genuine public reaction. Obviously they never counted on that happening.

[–]norvegov 25 points26 points ago

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It was a hidden camera show but, yes, they did not count on roundhouses to the face.

[–]atred 4 points5 points ago

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is that a roundhouse kick?

[–]wildo421 2 points3 points ago

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Back heel kick in Taekwondo. Roundhouse usually infers striking with the instep of the foot. The names change with almost every martial art though.

[–]rileyrulesu 4 points5 points ago

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The guy on the right was just like "Oh god, this is so awkward, we're wearing the same shirt. I'll just walk away and maybe this will go away."

[–]dirty_fingers 5 points6 points ago

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What's with the striped shirts? Are they in France?

[–]brkello 3 points4 points ago

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Yes.

[–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago

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Well, OK then.

[–]lbd210 8 points9 points ago

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I hate how I do this every time I see someone running away from someone

[–]Sicks3144 5 points6 points ago

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That attempted mugging victim got so pissed.

[–]CerpinTaxes 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect execution...

That's the sort of fast reaction to a situation people passive aggressively dream about.

[–]funnymanisi 0 points1 point ago

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Some people never take the veil off and execute their dreams.

[–]CerpinTaxes 0 points1 point ago

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I think it probably has more to do with not thinking to do this fast enough in the unlikely event that you are given the perfect opportunity.

[–]WeirdIdeasCO 2 points3 points ago

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Haha he's like "My work here is done..."

[–]StoopKidLeftHisStoop 5 points6 points ago

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He only kicked that guy cause he was running. Take him to a public park.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I always worry that if I did something in a situation like this that I would end up taking out the good guy running from some mafia goon or something.

[–]PumpValve 1 point2 points ago

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Ah so that's why you don't go around kicking people on the face.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's why I don't go around kicking midgets in the face. Although that does sound like fun

[–]pls_stfu 1 point2 points ago

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Next he went to beat up the guy with sunglasses on, wearing the same shirt as him.

[–]MattBootyBulan 1 point2 points ago

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Shawn Michaels at it again.

[–]Bixby66 1 point2 points ago

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"Do...do i punch him again?"

"No No it's fine we can take it from here."

[–]jpstebbo 2 points3 points ago

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those were 500 dollar sunglasses, asshole!

[–]7zark77 1 point2 points ago

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Check him as the other guy approaches him after he drops the guy - he's straight back into a fighting position. Homeboy is a total badass, but kind of paranoid.

[–]Uses_Wrong_Idiom 1 point2 points ago

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That guy was really pulling his leg.

[–]Crashri 1 point2 points ago

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I'm calling it... The guy was Isreali

[–]sprashoo 1 point2 points ago

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Not all Israelis have a problem with unwarranted knee-jerk aggression, you know. I suspect he was, you know, French.

[–]Cluith 0 points1 point ago

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Actually this is from Belgium...Nevermind.

[–]healious 1 point2 points ago

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I would totally call bullshit if anyone tried to tell me this story without this to back it up,lol

[–]spineffect 0 points1 point ago

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Sector 5 is clear.

[–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago

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No running in the halls!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Boss

[–]madhaxor 0 points1 point ago

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and just walks away!

[–]gamertager 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fattsoo 0 points1 point ago

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I feel the pain on my face as I am watching this

[–]cuscino 0 points1 point ago

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"Got your nose~~" "no he got my Nose"

"NOPE!"

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

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BOOM, HEADSHOT!

[–]Vitalic123 -2 points-1 points ago

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Seems unnecesarily violent to me. The guy obviously has the skill to take him out in a way thats less likely to cause lasting damage to his face.

[–]rbarag -1 points0 points ago

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This is such an awkward kick. Its like a heel hook, but he doesn't even come close to getting his hips around. It's like his leg just wraps around his back.

[–]stuporHuman -1 points0 points ago

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does no one else think that the most awesome part is his glasses flying the fuck off his face?

[–]altanon -1 points0 points ago

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Is the dude in the dark leather jacket about to pull out a weapon of some sort, perhaps a pistol?

[–]peachGobbler 2 points3 points ago

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This is France, so no.

[–]altanon 0 points1 point ago

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My apologizes. I grew up in America.

[–]peachGobbler 0 points1 point ago

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I have no first hand knowledge, but I understand that carrying a pistol is illegal in France.