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[–]Perturbed_Spartan 18 points19 points ago

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fuck it I'm going in. brb.

edit: OHGODWHY

[–]Pershy 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked the first link and within half a second I exicted out of my browser. That enough Internet for today :|

[–]southpaw14 24 points25 points ago

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Judging by this gif I think I will refrain from finding out what r/spacedicks actually is

[–]pugwalker 25 points26 points ago

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OMG WTF DID I JUST SEE

[–]coldxshivers 20 points21 points ago

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My reaction as a girl: "It's probably just dicks. Can't be that bad. Tralala. Oh. See. It's a dick. Hits X to expand Huh? Is that a---OH GOD IT IS IT IS BACKSPACEBACKSPACEBACKSPACE WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!!!!

[–]religiousemergency 1 point2 points ago

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I got to 4 links before having the "Never again" reaction. But this is pretty much spot on for me as well.

[–]My_Revelation 18 points19 points ago

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Don't go. Seriously.

[–]hskiel4_12 2 points3 points ago

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I'm so happy about the "you're over 18?"-question. Never going to turn it off, I could click on the link again. Why did I anyway?!

[–]My_Revelation 2 points3 points ago

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Curiosity struck me sadly, and I really regret looking through it.

[–]jointsmcdank 1 point2 points ago

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Smart move. I just made that mistake.

[–]SeaTwertle 1 point2 points ago

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lol you should go it's funny glitter and unicorns.

[–]DialSquare 36 points37 points ago

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Wow, what an original idea.

[–]SugarLumps13 1 point2 points ago

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Thus, I have concluded that r/spacedicks is full of bathtubs.

[–]barnacle999 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously. The body of the last spacedicks-cat-in-tub post isn't even cold. Is there no shame left on Reddit?

[–]atrax -5 points-4 points ago

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This.

[–]pretzelzetzel 6 points7 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]rockerode 0 points1 point ago

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R/CIRCLEJERK IS LEAKING AGAIN.

THIS.

[–]troytheproducer 13 points14 points ago

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Dude, I was like oh what is Spacedicks?

It's been months and months and I still have this terrifying memory of watching two kittens being burned alive.

:(

Fuck you, spacedicks. I like cats.

[–]cuppincayk 11 points12 points ago

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Thanks for quashing my curiosity. Wasn't gonna click anyway, but this seals the deal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Seal deal! I knew I forgot something!

[–]pegmanbackwards 6 points7 points ago

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I imagined it being photocopied pictures of dicks floating in space.. I was so wrong!

[–]BiggRanger 4 points5 points ago

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You should visit /r/clopclop, you'll forget about /r/spacedicks.

[–]bigface614 16 points17 points ago*

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went to r/clopclop. basically eye bleach for spacedicks.

Edit:Just realized I may have come off as a pony porn lover. I don't jerk it to cartoon horses. Its just infinitely better than looking at a vagina stuck with fishhooks and covered in bugs.

[–]Cygnus_X1 0 points1 point ago

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The image you put in my mind will haunt me for a long time whether or not I ever actually visit spacedicks.

[–]Skyy-High 0 points1 point ago

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KILLING ANY CURIOSITY I ONCE HAD IN THIS SUBREDDIT.

[–]coldxshivers 3 points4 points ago

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CAPSLOCKS ARE NOT ENOUGH TO EXPRESS WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[–]alsorobots 1 point2 points ago

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LOUD NOISES!!!

[–]coldxshivers 0 points1 point ago

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but, of course :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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the fuck is this supposed to do? now I have a weird boner. an non validated boner.

[–]Sommiel 2 points3 points ago

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What disturbs me, is that they have 1,624 followers.

[–]cuppincayk 1 point2 points ago

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I know a guy who would def enjoy this

[–]AustinIsTheMann 4 points5 points ago

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It's not that bad. Just a bunch of twats trying to be /b/tards.

[–]drewbastank 2 points3 points ago

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Its a scary place over there in /r/spacedicks. Never travel alone!

[–]dooblagras 2 points3 points ago

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damnit, every time these spacedicks related post keep coming up, It keeps making me go "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TALK OF SCARY SPACE DICKS?" as you can see, it raises the question, "is this the best way to warn people? Or are you trying to increase the flow of visitation to r/spacedicks?"

I'll hate you if my curiosity gets the best of me, I truly will fucking hate you, man.

[–]Mightymeep 3 points4 points ago

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No, r/spacedicks is full of disembodied penises in various foods (bloody testicles in spaghetti for instance) and overall some disgusting stuff.

I guess people just don't want to say what they experienced.

[–]dooblagras 0 points1 point ago

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oh... well... thanks for the heads up :l

no really, truly grateful for the explanation :l

:l

[–]macogle 2 points3 points ago

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I only came here to read other peoples' reactions. :D

[–]8th_Dynasty 2 points3 points ago

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I'll be right back.

EDIT - Fuck you guys. Seriously.

[–]boiler_up 5 points6 points ago

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this is the first thing i saw on r/spacedicks. i'm never sleeping again. be warned. FUCK YOU SPACEDICKS, FUCK YOU.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Why the fuck did I click that. OH FUCK NO NO NO!!

[–]OMISHIDAMARU 3 points4 points ago

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I'm too afraid to click that.. Can someone TELL me what's in there?..

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[–]tornadoslaps 0 points1 point ago

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If only I came across this before I watch. Kept telling myself, it can't be that bad..till the jar...

[–]OMISHIDAMARU 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god... I've seen this one before. Surprisingly it wasn't spaced, nor 4chan. Internet is one hell of a place...

[–]boiler_up 1 point2 points ago

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HELL

[–]kalei50 1 point2 points ago

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I almost avoided seeing that... ALMOST. ಠ_ಠ

[–]jack0s 1 point2 points ago

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FUCKKKKK YOU!

[–]B1Gpimpin 0 points1 point ago

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someone explain this to me!

[–]Waffles81 1 point2 points ago

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Thats how i felt visiting /r/nsfw_wtf for the first time. But thats just me.

[–]shunna75 1 point2 points ago

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WHY? WHAT THE FUCK DID I GO THERE??!

[–]dezoe 1 point2 points ago

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first time? ....so you went back?

[–]BLVD 1 point2 points ago

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Which one of you dick fagets is posting this from their other account?

[–]Tableau 1 point2 points ago

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Shit fucking fuck

[–]MADBAKER 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gathan 1 point2 points ago

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visits /r/spacedicks WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[–]jack0s 1 point2 points ago

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THATS RIGHT MAN! JUST RIGHT.

[–]Knightswick809 1 point2 points ago

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I just cried with laughter :')

[–]smoofra 1 point2 points ago

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i don't understand wtf i just saw. and i dont' want to understand.

[–]rusleape 1 point2 points ago

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I hate you.

[–]antibasic 0 points1 point ago

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Tonetta is the King/Queen of /r/spacedicks

[–]weaselbeef 0 points1 point ago

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I AM THE FUCKING QUEEN OF SPACEDICKS AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

[–]FalconFXR 0 points1 point ago

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I was gonna go check it out but I started reading the comments on here and decided...nope.

[–]prontosil 1 point2 points ago

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Chuck Testa.

I just had to check it out.. my reaction was quite similar.

[–]ohheywattup 0 points1 point ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNND LOOKING THAT UP TO FIND OUT WAS A MISTAKE

[–]jwallace582 0 points1 point ago

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What about the second and third time your visited it?

[–]Racepace 0 points1 point ago

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There are dark places on the internet, and that place is one of them.....

[–]vividearth 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely best avoided. Curiosity burned my eyes two days ago. Saw one picture and will never return, or forget!

[–]joeymac101 0 points1 point ago

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I'm kinda curious to check it out, does it involve dicks going to space? Kinda new to Reddit.

[–]Luccyboy 0 points1 point ago

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Just go and get it over with, it's like 4chan/b/ but more images that will (try to) shock you

[–]DachshundBob 0 points1 point ago

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It's not that bad. It's just like /b/, except not as bad.

[–]jack0s 0 points1 point ago

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i have one serious questions: does this subreddit has really 4 billion users? :/

[–]miurabull 0 points1 point ago

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I have heard about this place ... I'm not going in god damn it, not gonna go in thaarr uh huh.

[–]Jopinder 0 points1 point ago

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Should be moved to WTF? I didn't even know there was a category called spacedicks. Now I can't forget the pictures...

[–]hmmmburger 0 points1 point ago

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Spacedicks is a great study aid, you always leave so jaded by humanity that the internet ceases to amuse.

[–]godporn 0 points1 point ago

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/r/SPACEDICKS, currently at 5,828,501,042 creepers. Including me.

[–]RGT42 -1 points0 points ago

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Can't imagine the terror that cat felt for that brief moment haha

[–]Olukon -1 points0 points ago

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These reaction posts should have their own subreddit. Or is there a way to filter this shit?

[–]SirCaptain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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My experience has shown that the most effective way to not view posts that you don't want to see is to simply not click on and/or comment on them.

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[–]Grimleawesome 1 point2 points ago

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DO. NOT. CLICK. HIS. LINK. !

[–]abhpro -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously? This exact post was made with a similar gif a couple weeks ago..