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[–]Dyrty 15 points16 points ago

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it's like he...(heavy breathing, heavy breathing)...said go fuck...(heavy breathing, heavy breathing)....yourself acting career.

[–]Opie67 6 points7 points ago

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God dammit, I'm reading every comment in his voice now, heavy breathing and all.

[–]R4yn3 0 points1 point ago

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Same shit.

[–]jjzaus 7 points8 points ago

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I... I don't know how to feel...

[–]niven666 7 points8 points ago

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The guy didn't sell his soul to Hollywood. What an idiot!

[–]7zark77 6 points7 points ago

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Probably because Hollywood didn't want him.

[–]CyborgCraig 2 points3 points ago

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He could definitely be a meth-head on breaking bad with the dad from "Malcom In The Middle" (aka Bryan Cranston) [Edit: I think he would be better than Skinny Pete]

[–]corgonin 2 points3 points ago

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IMDB page with pics, pre-transformation: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0871493/

[–]sidd_finch 2 points3 points ago

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TIL Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle was in Matilda

[–]Saintblue 6 points7 points ago

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Wtf he walk ??? lol

[–]douchemcallister 1 point2 points ago

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This needs to be on the front page.

[–]Dwayne_J_Murderden 1 point2 points ago

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He's apparently quite comfortable with never acting again.

[–]effingeenyus 5 points6 points ago

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-Hey don't you think this could affect your acting career?

-Nah man, stretch them ears out. I be aiight.

[–]CrackAdams 2 points3 points ago

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What a hipster

[–]PrototypeKH 2 points3 points ago

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That's... pretty shocking. Just comes to prove, that actors certainly have not the same attributes of the characters they may portray.

[–]Achrist466 5 points6 points ago

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DAYUM! He got fine.

[–]SESender 1 point2 points ago

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Alright, did some independent research, calling bullshit on this one. Can't find a single image that corroborates that image.

[–]dirty_fingers 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like his head is turning into a wheelchair.

[–]thatgy 1 point2 points ago

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This belongs in WTF...

[–]KyroDCK 0 points1 point ago

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i just... don't know... what to think.... about this... malcom.

[–]masterofboing 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno. Typed him into facebook. Collaborates up well with the Wiki information. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000390385727&sk=info

[–]TrustMeImHigh 2 points3 points ago

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corroborate

[–]7zark77 6 points7 points ago

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It's not nice to make fun of Chinese people who can't say collaborate.

[–]futuredinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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Steampunk and American Horror Story...I like him.

[–]NewRandomHero -1 points0 points ago

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Worked at Hot Topic

ಠ_ಠ

[–]TobyDGriffith 0 points1 point ago

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Hipster.... a freaking HIPSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! :f7u12:

[–]Neo_Viking 0 points1 point ago

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There it goes, goodbye the last bit of childhood I still had intact.

[–]forhammer 0 points1 point ago

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what a douche

[–]MmmQue 0 points1 point ago

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Porrrrrr qqquuuueeeeeeeeee

[–]youngfreckle 0 points1 point ago

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The only way he really could have turned out.

[–]Pestilence86 -1 points0 points ago

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some comment about him now being completely different and him always breathing heavy in malcolm in the middle

[–]Twelvey -1 points0 points ago

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He's a dbag in real life too!

[–]TheMattresses -4 points-3 points ago

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Yup. Looks like his life is right on track.

[–]KurtAlder -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote this right to the frontpage PEOPLE GOT TO KNOW

[–]mattyamerica -2 points-1 points ago

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wheelchair > heavy facial piercings. at least from a college/job standpoint.