Forever alone? Maybe you're driving the wrong car.

LegoMyLegos · 10 months

Finally, I can have my fivesomes like I'd always planned on but never had the car space to accommodate.

pruittmckean · 10 months

I seriously want this fucking car

dreamer7 · 10 months

And the seats fold flat so you can lay them down after you drug them.

pwnographic · 10 months

reminds me of Hammond's

crybitchmoan · 10 months

10 times if you stack their bodies.

Negro_Napoleon · 10 months

QUALITY, NOT QUANTITY.

robot_ninja_hooker · 10 months

Reminds me of this, which hangs proudly on our front porch.

OoogaOoogaYoink · 10 months

He can use all the money he saved on the lambo to pack that van with hookers for days.

LandofLoungeLizards · 10 months

It's the pussy wagon.

dfinch · 10 months

And even twice more than that if they're all tied up.

Giant_Enemy_Cliche · 10 months

Went in a road trip this summer in one of these. My friend was in the process of stripping it out. The exhaust was hanging off, and there was no seals on any of the doors. The noise of driving it down the motor way was deafening. Couldn't hear the radio, and your ears were buzzing every time you got out.

Then we ended up on a beach and having to push ourselves out when we got stuck in the sand. This was as it began to pour it down with rain. Then we still had to reseal the car to make it waterproof. We ended up sleeping in the car on the beach and nearly getting washed away by an unexpectedly high tide. In the morning we drove off the beach while hanging out of the side doors. We drove past the toll booth for beach access and watched a very confused and angry toll booth worker wonder how the hell we got past him.

Then we found a fun-run up the promenade and drove slowly along side them to offer them food and caused a mile long traffic jam.

Then we drove into some scousers field to go geocaching and nearly rattled the car to pieces.

Finally, half way home we took a detour to get off the motorway because it was tediously boring, and almost instantly the car began screeching, banging and generally making all the worst sounds possible. After pulling over and not being able to find the problem, I noticed that a stone on the floor was covered in oil. I assumed there must be a leak some where. The I picked it up only to discovered that it was not in fact a stone, it was a 3 inch chunk of metal from the engine that had been smashed off somehow.

So we sat in the pub for 2 hours until we got a recovery vehicle to take us home.

Not bad for only having the car for a total of about 4 days. Can't wait till I get the photos from that trip.

TL;DR: Friend bought a Hijet. We wrecked it in 4 days.

Edit for grammar.

Ireland1206 · 10 months

5 times 0 is still 0.

drkiltman · 10 months

In all fairness, the name 'Daihatsu' does sound sexy for a car.

umsco226 · 10 months

It's true guys. Vans are rooms on wheels.

adaminc · 10 months

Vans: The Love Barge!

MsOhHai · 10 months

I have made this joke before.

It does not translate into success.

justwtf · 10 months

At first i thought this was a bang bus joke.

cybadave · 10 months

That was my first car. The engine exploded after a week.

Roaning · 10 months

I had a teacher, a 6 and a half foot black dude, who coached basketball and drove one of these. He was a badass mother fucker.

yuri53122 · 10 months

where is the engine?

Dapwell · 10 months

Swagin' Wagon!

FreeZey78 · 10 months

This was also sold the UK as the Bedford Rascal, my grandfather was a carpenter and had a bright yellow one, my parents almost brought it from him as my first car.

[deleted] · 10 months

That ad looks old. Nowadays, you could fit 2 fat American ladies in that van: one in the middle and one in back. In a lamborghini you could still fit a hot woman, because guys that drive lamborginis don't pick up fat chicks.

5k3k73k · 10 months

Pussy magnet this is not.

SmackSmash · 10 months

I think this might be an ad aimed at serial killers.

trollglodyte · 10 months

Saw one of these on an old Pimp My Ride rerun a couple of weeks ago...

Rad2 · 10 months

not a daihatsu but I had this as my first car

Quizzelbuck · 10 months

...5 times more women

Until the police finally catch you.

Izlude · 10 months

What the ad doesnt tell you is that he is one of those girls' brother. And hes taking them to a party so they can hook up with guys with Lamborghinis... He can finally be the shofer that he always wanted to be.

AverageToaster · 10 months

Buy a suburban instead...

pseudosara · 10 months

I was hoping this was going to be a picture of an extremely obese dude I once spotted in San Jose driving a Smartcar with the license plate "I<3Linux". Can't make this stuff up.

ZombieJesus1987 · 10 months

Hot damn, where do I get myself one of these?

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