Not Even One Lonesome Fuck Was Given

1jq512 · 9 months

He fuckin stands there with his arms crossed and didnt even budge. Gotta give him a little credit

Chknbone · 9 months

Every time I see that I think of Gareth from the Office.

TimeTravelMishap · 9 months

I love the little "Oh yeah. this shit is happening" smirk between the first little spew and the full eruption.

Contero · 9 months

I think I see a few fucks being given.

sneg · 9 months

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iar13BHcldY

The_Maddog · 9 months

Little shit. Seriously...puking on someone when you can avoid it. Jerk move!

TeHSaNdMaNS · 9 months

This reminds me of Kindergarten. One day we were eating snack on a big round table(crackers and cheese) and out of nowhere without even feeling sick I just began vomiting like a garden house. My vomit then flowed across the tables, consuming everyone's crackers like the lava of Pompeii.

Linton58 · 9 months

The girl next to him seemed turned on by this.

CorneliusBucklebelt · 9 months

Like a Boss.

HackScorpio · 9 months

And thus, 2 childhoods were ruined.

afrocatz · 9 months

"He's a very... composed child."

JellyBeanKruger · 9 months

Some people dont like unexpectedly seeing fucking puke. Fyi.

Dyrty · 9 months

cracks me up every time.

blladnar · 9 months

This same thing happened during a musical thing I did in 2nd grade. This one dude puked and even to this day (I'm 24) I think of that kid as the guy that puked in the 2nd grade musical.

I actually looked pretty hard to see if it was the same kid.

ZeitPolizei · 9 months

Dude i was eating...

GiggleAtTheGoatse · 9 months

The kid on the first row, on the far right, looks like Hitler.

jackrabbitslimz · 9 months

If this were youtube my comment would be "thumbs up if you stared and laughed at the girl on the right the whole time"

Puke #1: "lolz, he's getting made fun of at recess"

Puke #2:"jesus fucking christ, i'm about to throw up"

hereschucky · 9 months

what makes this even more amazing is as he is standing upright with his arms crossed no less, he gets no puke on himself. nice projection.

Zeppelanoid · 9 months

It seems like many fucks are being given...?

godmoderage · 9 months

That was gold. Can't stop laughing.

therealpsychx · 9 months

Haha, I think he even spat afterwards while standing there with his arms crossed.

richard_photograph · 9 months

poor kid tried to play it cool too...thats some embarrassing shit for a kid

PsychoBugler · 9 months

I almost want to do an AMA request for this kid...

W0DN1W · 9 months

I can't help it - I have been LAUGHING OUT LOUD. :) Cried a little too from laughing so much. Funny watching the others react to the spew . . . and I continue to laugh... OUT LOUD.

photonsponge · 9 months

Every class had one.

INeedAShower · 9 months

I did this in 3rd grade. I was in the choir, and we were at a huge rehearsal with a bunch of other schools. I had really bad nerves, and even standing at the back, I was so nervous I began to get sick. I knew I was going to throw up, but was too shy to call attention to myself, so I began to cry hysterically, girl next to me turns and says 'Hey, are you ok?' as I begin throwing up everywhere. All over my shoes and schoolbag and the floor. Not the best way to be remembered by everyone you went to school with.

goldranger · 9 months

i gonna firin mah lazer

MrCinemaXbox · 9 months

Oh Steve Jobs, you were such a crazy bastard.

Mopso · 9 months

AMA Request: Vomiting Mushroom Haicut Kid

aezell · 9 months

Can we give a little credit to the girl in front who tried to keep singing despite having chunks land in her hair?

rattlemebones · 9 months

lol.. I've seen this before and I still watch it 20 times to make sure I see every kid's reaction. The girl that takes the full brunt of it in the back of the head gets me seriously LOL.

spinozasrobot · 9 months

I laugh whenever I see this. Look on the kid's face is clearly "Whelp, not many options here..."

Wyrmshadow · 9 months

Anyone else reminded of this?

LyndaLue · 9 months

This should be in r/wtf

WTAF?!

trolling_is_a_habit · 9 months

This was the first gif I ever saw on reddit. Its been my favorite gif since.

umhowboutno · 9 months

I remember during 2nd grade I was that kid. It was story time and I couldn't hold it in and projectile vomited ALL over this kid in front of me, and a couple others sitting near him. Poor kids.

Absoulute · 9 months

The kids reaction on the left is so fucking priceless.

Tactic666 · 9 months

I wish I could up vote this twice!

quietlyjudgingyou · 9 months

barfing like a boss

macsrrad · 9 months

this happened when my 4th grade class was singing in church . some girl puked in the middle of the service, and god forbid, that you stop church to clean up the puke that is stinking up the choir loft. so, we sat there for an hour with it.

CodeMagician · 9 months

Okay... Time for porn and then bed.

Sigul · 9 months

I like that he tries to play it cool and stand there like nothing happened. It's as though he's thinking to himself that if he just stands still nobody will notice the small amount of vomit he just spewed on to the front row. Eventually, when it becomes clear that his deception is failing he just says 'fuck it' and lets it rip.

kiwi_evie · 9 months

There's always a puker at end of year performances! And a fainter. I was one of the pukers once but managed to hold on till the performance ended! He looked like he didn't know what to do so just let forth the tide! HAHAHA

ElChicoTemido · 9 months

had to watch it a few times to see everyones reaction

[deleted] · 9 months

His look after he puked on the other boy's neck says: "You're disgusting...look at you...puked on...like a whore...your're filthy!"

CrazyMcfobo · 9 months

I'm not motherfuckin' quite sick.

Revenesis · 9 months

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, thank you.

sticko117 · 9 months

Had a similar experience in the second grade...Was in the choir for a Christmas play for my Christian school- felt the vomit rising..slowly started to seep through..puked guts out.

Parents more than likely thought I was the devil....MUAHAHAHAHA.

VuVuZeLa42000 · 9 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGtqDKiCy_c

TaciturnHeretic · 9 months

Now he is forever the kid who puked in chorus

vinsite · 9 months

Lardass! Lardass!

iLaughLOL · 9 months

the young Gareth Keenan

Nodebunny · 9 months

repost.

Alonless · 9 months

Squirtle squirtle!

pjgamer77 · 9 months

I walked into my parents bedroom telling them that I felt really sick when I was 4 or 5. I went up to my mom, she asked me "What's wrong Swe.." before I projectile vomited all over her face. I felt so bad, but my mom shrugged it off and cleaned it up before getting me to throw up more in the washroom. Oh the joys of being a parent.

grimatongueworm · 9 months

Hey Lardass, chow down!

mesablue · 9 months

One million fucks given...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9IMyaVcbJE&feature=related

tiltldr · 9 months

Gotta love how the little girl keeps singing after getting puked on, and then gets drenched! (I know IAMA bad person)

[deleted] · 9 months

classy guy

Aerowraith · 9 months

That is the most badass kid I've ever seen.

wilsonism · 9 months

I would have kicked that fucker in the mouth.

ChamoneMotherFucker · 9 months

HEY STAN! -bleurgh!-

MythOfLight · 9 months

I threw up on the ceiling once. I wish I was kidding.

ultimaray · 9 months

I nearly died watching this

Lilmcginley · 9 months

Wonder if he forgot the lyrics...

MsWinty · 9 months

Grody,,,,

MsWinty · 9 months

Grody....

jesse_dev · 9 months

youtube version is better

WarPhalange · 9 months

Really? This is how we're progressing? I thought a "not a single fuck" was horrible enough, but now we're at "not one lonesome fuck"? Fuck you.

AkAdude · 9 months

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