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[–]Fixhotep 5 points6 points ago

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C'MON SEYMOUR DON'T BE A PUTZ

[–]sixtysquishysharts 2 points3 points ago

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TRUST ME AND YOUR LIFE WILL SURELY RIVAL KING TUT'S!

[–]Yorkb[S] 0 points1 point ago

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ON YOUR WAY PLEASE PROPERLY DISPOSE OF YOUR BUTT'S

[–]skookin 0 points1 point ago

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I NEED BLOOD AND HE'S GOT MORE THAN ENOUGH!

[–]jakemyers7 6 points7 points ago

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WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS STORY

[–]FifthSurprise 0 points1 point ago

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Since it says thefrogman.me in the bottom right, I'm betting The Frogman from thefrogman.me thought of it.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

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WHO THE FUCK IS THE thefrogman.me?

[–]finalxcution 6 points7 points ago

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I read that in Mrs. Skinner's voice.
Expected the cat to go "No, Mother!"

[–]pucas24 2 points3 points ago

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Was hoping for Simpsons related humor.

[–]AndyM03 2 points3 points ago

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Credit to the Frogman guys, Reddits dicked this guy enough.

Here

[–]douchemcallister 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand why I am laughing so hard because of this, but I am.

[–]grkirchhoff 6 points7 points ago

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Those are clearly 2 different watermelons

[–]tizzyandmona 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, THAT'S the unbelievable part.

[–]shhitgoose 0 points1 point ago

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came here to post this and was beat to the punch, again. Story of my life. 13 fricken comments and it is already been observed. Damn you Internet!

[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

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All you had to do was watch the damn watermelon, Seymour.

[–]Writerofwrongs 0 points1 point ago

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Felix makes me think of Charlie from It's Always Sunny haha

[–]beener -1 points0 points ago

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That doesn't look like the same watermelon...