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[–]cranialvoid 273 points274 points ago

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I imagine the conversation went something like this..."Tony, your dog, it has so many tails. I can't tell, is it happy or sad."

[–]kmreid 133 points134 points ago

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I totally read that in Christopher Walken's voice. Nice.

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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Ok, I get that posting things from reddit to a FB status is a faux paus. But I must post this picture with this caption. I will cite you as the author though. And yeah, downvote me for writing this comment, it's really fucking dumb. I just don't want to be that guy the HM hates.

[–]cranialvoid 7 points8 points ago

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Post away, and have an upvote.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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When I can't contain myself, I just post "Today's reddit gem"

[–]GonzoVeritas 1 point2 points ago

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The way your dad looked at it, this octopus was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this octopus up his ass.

[–]jrhg13 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, I have been laughing at this comment for 40 minutes now. I'm crying.

Thanks, thank you, thank you very much.

Edit: You deserve all the up boats of the seven seas.

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[–]DaBlackmage89 9 points10 points ago*

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or perhaps more like this

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 44 points45 points ago

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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[–]NAYFE 11 points12 points ago

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Why you watch so much hentai?

[–]Sachyriel 6 points7 points ago

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There's going to be a test on it later, worth 20% of his mark.

[–]mrsmarzen 17 points18 points ago

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<3 Lydia. Tutti a tavola a mangiare!

[–]woggietree 5 points6 points ago

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Up vote for you! PBS cooking shows have taught me so damn much in the ways of cooking. Tony, his shows are fun but don't really teach anything cooking wise, though what he does is entertaining. Walken, can't object to him...can't explain his presence either, but can't object to him regardless. Mmm mm mmm. Let me taste this for you.

[–]Proeiliator -2 points-1 points ago

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Wait she's not the head of the great nation of Germany?

[–]Dustonthepaladin 33 points34 points ago

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Bourdain is the fonz of celebrity chefs. I am not surprised.

[–]penguinswithpie 12 points13 points ago

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There are two men I would switch places with if I had the chance. Jesse Lacey and Anthony Bourdain. He is just a bad ass.

[–]sundowntg 1 point2 points ago

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Why not both?

[–]shpongolian 2 points3 points ago

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Whoa.

[–]Mofeux 0 points1 point ago

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At the same time! In the same room. Oh wait...

[–]rocknrollhikeskoo 1 point2 points ago

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JESSE LACEY YES PLEASE. You can have Anthony Bourdain but I call dibs on Jesse.

[–]ELzed 1 point2 points ago

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Rocking out to The Devil and God.. now. Have an upvote.

[–]derrtydenim 15 points16 points ago

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Christopher Walken showing up not only in the middle of movies, but also in the middle of cooking.

[–]mcspider 13 points14 points ago

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But, Tony, why are you boiling, that octopus?

[–]Game25900 10 points11 points ago

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Holy shit! It's Christopher Walken.

[–]borisia 16 points17 points ago

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I'm imagining this in Christopher Walken's voice saying, "What the fuck is this?"

[–]binarypower 27 points28 points ago

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"Fuck this, I'm Walken out of here"

[–]diodeforjustice 0 points1 point ago

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In this situation, it probably sucks to be him.

[–]klsi832 11 points12 points ago

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What the fuck...is this-

[–]mabub 4 points5 points ago

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Right when Bourdain pulls it out of the pot Walken yells out "OH!" then pauses, stares down at the beast, and says to everyone in the room "are...are we...gonna eat this?"

[–]clement360 8 points9 points ago

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Relevant

[–]dmsheldon87 2 points3 points ago

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relevant

[–]diodeforjustice 4 points5 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK?

[–]andycapp614 2 points3 points ago

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Well...he certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

[–]madman1969 1 point2 points ago

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eloquently put.

[–]Rick_dangerously 4 points5 points ago

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]fairypants 1 point2 points ago

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I'll be serving that at my next dinner party, the vegetarians will love it!

[–]daddyblackboots 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm, just like mom use to make...

[–]joetom1992 0 points1 point ago

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Just so people don't get the wrong idea, the squid's already dead, the nerves just continue to fire off for awhile after death.

[–]berryhill 0 points1 point ago

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That video also links to a fascinating clip with frog legs, I have to admit it's really cool to see the nerves have this reaction to salty stuff.

http://blogs.howstuffworks.com/2009/12/21/how-twitching-frog-legs-work-a-little-gross-yes-but-fascinating/

[–]wildo421 1 point2 points ago

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Soft shell crabs do the same. I worked in a seafood place and had to do the this kills the crab thing.

For at least 2 hours after you do it they will still twitch when you start cooking them. I had one grab me by the finger while I was dredging it in flour. Made me feel like a horrible person until I remembered how damn tasty they are.

[–]ekolis 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, more dead octopuses in the kitchen means fewer on the hockey rink...

[–]expLIFEr 3 points4 points ago

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determine the velocity at which Christopher Walken leaves the kitchen.

[–]captinmehe 3 points4 points ago

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"You're talkin' to me all wrong, thats the wrong tone. do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."

[–]_paralyzed_ 1 point2 points ago

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totally read this in Gert B. Frobe's voice

[–]downandoutingalway 2 points3 points ago

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Am i the only person that instantly thought, "WOWAH! It's......A SQUID" in a Walken accent?

[–]the_bewildered_beast 29 points30 points ago*

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A picture really is worth a thousand words.

Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment. Christopher Walken views an octopus intended for the upcoming meal with a look of abject horror on his face. Anthony Bourdain holds said octopus, no doubt relishing the moment.

[–]jahutch2 4 points5 points ago

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I was hoping for at least 2 cuils.

[–]mrbucket777 1 point2 points ago

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You typed all that up and didn't mention Lidia Bastianich once?

[–]atanincrediblerate 0 points1 point ago

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Let me introduce you to my friend, the enter key.

[–]coleosis1414 0 points1 point ago

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...In bed.

[–]Garroxx -2 points-1 points ago

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You really wrote 1044 words for this? I guess you deserve an upvote.

[–]ChicagoMemoria 28 points29 points ago

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It's actually 58 words, copied and pasted 18 times.

[–]Chubbysiciliankid 4 points5 points ago

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It's the least, possibly the most, that we can do.

[–]yoonie 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder what percentage of those thousand words would be "fuck". Probably about the same as "what" and "the"

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[–]Chubbysiciliankid 6 points7 points ago

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In their stomachs?

[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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I wish Lydia were my grandma, Anthony my life partner, and Chris my drunk uncle.

[–]pinkytheunicorn 1 point2 points ago

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Why am I not at this dinner? Everything from now on will seem so hollow.

[–]Epicman 1 point2 points ago

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Where...how...this is just too awesome.

NEED ANSWERS!

[–]Jonao 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VjLCRqKNk Christopher Walken cooking Chicken with Pears

[–]archer48 1 point2 points ago

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three little mice fall into a bucket of cream

[–]WiffleHat 1 point2 points ago

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Walktopus!

[–]hollywoodbob 2 points3 points ago

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Meh, needs more cowbell.

[–]tamponlollypops 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[–]Panu_Magish 1 point2 points ago

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Read in Mr. Walken's voice.

" Hey!! What.. ARE. You doing..? To that poor, Octopoda and or Teuthida. Either way, they are both Cephalopods. Are we going..... To EAT HIM!? ಠ_ಠ "

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

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If I'd be Christopher, I'd be Walken!

[–]Chubbysiciliankid 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me even more excited for Christmas Eve. My dad has 2 of those suckers hanging out in the freezer.

[–]aG_Infamous 0 points1 point ago

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This pictures explaination requires a thousand words...

[–]CheshireC4t 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, Christopher Walken looks like that all the time.

[–]expressadmin 0 points1 point ago

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Christopher Walken does not approve.

[–]thesundeity 0 points1 point ago

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looks like is about to walk out.

[–]Klitzy420 0 points1 point ago

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More like a thousand questions...

[–]TheGhostOfDRMURDER 0 points1 point ago

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That's a lie. The fuck is going on here, Reddit?

[–]MelsEpicWheelTime 0 points1 point ago

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And then I began Walken away.

[–]Bandit1379 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, it depends on the picture...

[–]tourm 0 points1 point ago

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Octopus is really really delicious and you are all missing out. It's like a meatier calamari. The taste is a combination of pork and squid and the texture is a blend of squid and chicken.

Lemon juice that sucker up and add some parsley and rocket. You have never tasted anything so fine.

[–]MookyB 0 points1 point ago

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Too much cowbell :(

[–]mattfall87 0 points1 point ago

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But not 1000 upvotes...

[–]T3R1COTTAP13 0 points1 point ago

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that octopus needs more cowbell

[–]fireinthesky7 0 points1 point ago

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I can't help but think of every Calvin & Hobbes comic involving dinner.

[–]goodwithcomputr 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. Bourdain and Walken in the same room, same picture, AND same hentai?

Reddit is where all my dreams come true.

[–]ManuscriptReplica 0 points1 point ago

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Lydia Bastianich is under appreciated in this thread

[–]kingkobeda 0 points1 point ago

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"Guess what, I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Octopus!!!!"

[–]stuporHuman 0 points1 point ago

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is that someones grandma or christopher walken...i am not sure

[–]TheDudeFromOther 0 points1 point ago

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Anthony Bourdain, Lidia Bastianich, and Christopher Walken. Octopus.

[–]SkatingRay 0 points1 point ago

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The octupus is in red, right?

[–]Superbrainjuice 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more cowbell

[–]PanicStil 0 points1 point ago

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Holy Shit it's Christophen Walken!

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

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Walken's thinking "JEEsus!"

[–]SMoke-M 0 points1 point ago

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I saw enough hentai to know where this is going

[–]mindbanter 0 points1 point ago

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I hope some redditor out there views this title as a challenge and attempts to capture all the wonderful details of this picture in 1000 words.

[–]KazMux 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u-JJTr4-Mc

I'd like to see his reaction to this :) (Its dead btw)

[–]boergermeister 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen enough henati to know where this is goin..

[–]drago3svsu 0 points1 point ago

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"it taste....okay, but it's miss'n something. It's gotta have more cowbell"

[–]liveryowl 0 points1 point ago

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Why is Chris Walken dressed like Zach Moris?

[–]GroundhogExpert 0 points1 point ago

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That picture is worth a thousand why's what's and huh's?

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

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Holidays with Anthony Bourdaine.

[–]Llama_sex[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Brazzers Photoshop in 5...4...3...2...

[–]drunk_otter 7 points8 points ago

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I don't think that meme means what you think it means.

[–]somerandomguy255 2 points3 points ago

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Forcing memes is what we do.

[–]drunk_otter 1 point2 points ago

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Force all the memes!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Pisses me off to see people kill octopi. They are very intelligent and no way they taste good.

[–]majorkev -4 points-3 points ago

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Anthony Bourdain.

Christopher Walken.

Who's the cunt?

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

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You.

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