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[–]Joolaid 2 points3 points ago

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Pssh. I'm Canadian, that's an average day.

[–]LaLaBlacksheep -1 points0 points ago

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Just say no to Newfoundland.

[–]Joolaid 0 points1 point ago

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Ontario is where it's at. And by "it" I mean average people who don't advocate sheep fucking.

[–]boegan 4 points5 points ago

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Nope, Chuck Testa.

[–]5pcnugget 1 point2 points ago

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You beat me to it!

[–]DnB_Pulse 1 point2 points ago

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thank god someone made a chuck testa reference

[–]MrWhite_is_TheJoker 1 point2 points ago

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The plural of Moose is not Mooses, it's Meese

"The More You Know!" ;)

[–]dag1979 2 points3 points ago

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I prefer moosen.

[–]echopaff 1 point2 points ago

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I believe it's actually Mice. Wait... where have I seen that before?

[–]MrWhite_is_TheJoker 1 point2 points ago

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Honey did ya forget to moosen the leash before you took Lala out for a walk again? ...she's not breathing.

(lets pretend lala is a pet moose in order to make a moose pun work... kinda...)

[–]Tbau5 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's moosi actually.

[–]scientifiction 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CyborgCraig -1 points0 points ago

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False. It's meese... Hahaha

[–]cypher_zero 0 points1 point ago

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Repos- FUCK! Now I'm one of you.

[–]magicalbeautifulkibi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ExHempKnight 0 points1 point ago

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I'll leave you to your... Moosey fate.

[–]JTTTdude 0 points1 point ago

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I feel that this is somewhat relevant.

[–]Hibernica 0 points1 point ago

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You guys are just begging to face the moose!

[–]evoim3 0 points1 point ago

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Is it a moose? Nooooope Chuck

moose breaks chair over head

GUYS TIE HIM TO THE ROOF OF THE CAR. WHAT NOW BITCH? WHAT NOW?

[–]Bobobanks 0 points1 point ago

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Get in the car! There's no time to explain.

[–]alejandrosoto27 -1 points0 points ago

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Rise of the planet of the mooses? ....NOPE