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[–]OmegaVesko 19 points20 points ago

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Who invited YouTube to this comment thread?

[–]random012345 7 points8 points ago

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Charlie Sheen jokes? Really? We're really going back to that little tabloid gimmick?

[–]mrpandaguy 11 points12 points ago

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No, OP is up to date. Did you hear that Amy Winehouse died?

[–]megustadotjpg[S] 7 points8 points ago

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tell me more

[–]yer_momma 1 point2 points ago

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Did you hear about that other actor that got stabbed... I think her name was Reese something.

[–]dasai86 0 points1 point ago

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hold the phone did you hear Heath Ledger died as well!?

[–]M2Ys4U 0 points1 point ago

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Fine, I'll take this one.

Reese Witherspoon?

[–]yer_momma 0 points1 point ago

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No, with a knife hahahahahahahaha!!!!

I'll just grab my keys and leave now

[–]Lingua_Franca2 26 points27 points ago

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Oh he did a lot of cocaine? http://i.imgur.com/Aw9qc.jpg

[–]madasapitbull 4 points5 points ago

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Dude, I had this exact idea a few days back. Wtf.

[–]Goldcut 4 points5 points ago

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I don't think this diagram required the labels you gave it.

[–]madasapitbull 1 point2 points ago

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I dont generally make the best decisions while intoxicated.

[–]PapaPetro 3 points4 points ago

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This screams animated gif...

[–]Judazz 4 points5 points ago

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Seems like he was trying...

Puts on sunglasses..

Diet coke

yyyyeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[–]shawnfromnh 1 point2 points ago

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Gary Busey, "Damn I wish I had thought of that"

[–]aznscourge 1 point2 points ago

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Snorting coke is an awful way of doing it. It causes severe vasoconstriction in the nostrils and prevents a large portion of the cocaine from entering your blood stream. In addition, it kills mucosal cells in your nose. Eating it is even worse, 70% is inactivated by liver. Better off smoking that shit

[–]93829020 1 point2 points ago

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Really? You mean all these years I been wasting it?

[–]dasai86 0 points1 point ago

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cocaine+baking soda=crack, best way of getting bang for your buck, you could always plug it lol

[–]aznscourge 1 point2 points ago

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Crack is indeed the best way to do it. Because it is a basic compound, it is unionized in the alkaline pH of your intestines, allowing it to be absorbed by your enterocytes and secreted into the blood stream.

[–]dasai86 0 points1 point ago

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aznscourge do you do any RC's?

[–]aznscourge 0 points1 point ago

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lol nope, just took a pharmacology course haha

[–]dasai86 0 points1 point ago

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ah rad, does it not intrigue you to experiment with different substances seeing as you study them? i've done my fair share of 'researching' and can tell you first hand i've had some extremely fascinating experiences from different substances

[–]CutterKinseeker 0 points1 point ago

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obviously never done blow before....

[–]mrmartyr 0 points1 point ago

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That's actually a nice repost, megustadotjpg.

[–]phorner23 0 points1 point ago

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Definition of "ripping a Sheener"

[–]tdrules -1 points0 points ago

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hey did anyone hear about what's going down in Egypt?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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7 gram rocks mah nigga, jus BANGIN EM

[–]chaosgoblyn -2 points-1 points ago

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I heard he did enough to kill two and a half men Then he took an arrow to the knee.

[–]Champigne -1 points0 points ago

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No, Charlie Sheen smokes crack or IVs his coke.

[–]bohemianmichfestie -1 points0 points ago

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So I show this to my friend and say "winning." We lol, at which point my friend's mom says "what are you winning." Guess you had to be there....

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[–]CarlWhite 8 points9 points ago

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Good work on the logistics buddy. We could really use you at r/comics, you wouldn't believe how many of those blockheads draw in unrealistic details left and right. I won't have any of it.

[–]kanga_fucking_roo -3 points-2 points ago

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I just had a total 'High Fiiiiive' moment, and noone to share it with. /forever alone :`(