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[–]TubaFur 30 points31 points ago

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You also can't abort something that's already been born and is wearing a costume.

[–]omiyage 14 points15 points ago

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OH yeah? Watch me try!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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[–]theghostofme 4 points5 points ago

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My previous statement still holds true: I would hate-fuck the shit out of Casey Anthony.

[–]sgtpppr 2 points3 points ago

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It's even better than your name is close to "Sandusky".

[–]jasontimmur 2 points3 points ago

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C'mon now, you can't fool an aborted fetus. They weren't born yesterday.

[–]HEIT4 22 points23 points ago

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Straight to hell with my upvote.

[–]serialhex 8 points9 points ago

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it's funny, cuz i'm the 666th upvote

[–]GujuBandana 17 points18 points ago

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FASTER FETUS! FASTER!

[–]dr_derp627 5 points6 points ago

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ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

[–]Plagiarismo 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, this image again!

[–]DEEJAYJANKS 1 point2 points ago

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you can

[–]xfirefly 1 point2 points ago

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Dark Horse's cleverness strikes again!

[–]mburke1124 1 point2 points ago

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Halloween wasn't even two months ago and we're already seeing Halloween reposts. And I thought Christmas shit being put up right after Thanksgiving was bad.

[–]OG-Eazy 2 points3 points ago

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Forget about Halloween reposts, this is ancient compared to October

[–]fearingamerican 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Negativeskill 4 points5 points ago

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I see this post every 2-3 weeks. Y U NO USE SEARCH

[–]frickindeal 3 points4 points ago

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I imagine a time, hopefully in a not-too-distant future, where software will determine that I've already seen this image, and remove the link from view. We have image recognition/comparison already. It just needs to be implemented in the browser, and eventually across devices.

Ah, to dream.

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 3 points4 points ago

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Why, that is possible even today!

Just have a userJS script that scans through the reddit links on a page, throws them through tineye, check the results against a locally kept index of seen images, click the 'hide' link and refresh the page.

Hell, if I weren't so swamped, I'd love to spend a day implementing it.

[–]TheLuckiest 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god...I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that I would love you forever if this actually came about...

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 1 point2 points ago

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Don't count on it. But I will tack an idea post-it on the ole' cork-board.

Is it me or did that sound wrong?

[–]TheLuckiest 0 points1 point ago

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Nono, you're good, you're good! :)

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

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Stop teasing and get to work!

[–]frickindeal 0 points1 point ago

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That sounds awesome. I'd pay in the range of $5-10 for that.

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 0 points1 point ago

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If only I were still an income-less high-school student in Eastern Europe! :-)

[–]spamato 0 points1 point ago

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But then reddit would be reduced to like three images links and a couple thousand soap boxes about how shitty the US government has been lately.

I don't think I could handle that man.

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 1 point2 points ago

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That is the monster I fear my science could create :\

[–]lazyplayboy 1 point2 points ago

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Y U NO DO SOMETHING ELSE?

If you see too many reposts it means that part of the internet is running out of content for you. Content is not infinite. Go do something else. Look for content elsewhere. Whining about reposts won't automagically create novel content for you to consume.

[–]duhmagic 0 points1 point ago

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Content is so infinite.

[–]Rejexted 0 points1 point ago

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His eyes! HIS EYES!!!

[–]MaxPowers1 0 points1 point ago

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Still funny the 43rd time.

[–]Delica 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe once a week, a pic on here actually makes me lol. This did it.

[–]waxpatriot 0 points1 point ago

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so old

[–]yummychild 0 points1 point ago

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This was hilarious... The first time I saw it

[–]miloske037 0 points1 point ago

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hehehe... :) sick.. :D

[–]RandomNobodyEU 0 points1 point ago

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deja vu or repost? I feel like I dreamt this along with something else

[–]djc52 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Hydris 0 points1 point ago

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But you can repost something that's as old as the internet.

[–]AbnormalDuck 0 points1 point ago

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Mommy, what's a gagortion?

[–]RunJun 0 points1 point ago

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I procured much enjoyment from this.

You can't condemn what you can't catch.

[–]Harold_Grundelson -1 points0 points ago

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I won't say it, but this post rhymes with shmashmortion.

[–]DJBJ -1 points0 points ago

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That gave me a hearty laugh.

[–]mamasrsoninja -1 points0 points ago

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First time I've laughed today. Thanks!

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[–]FirebertNY 2 points3 points ago

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It says SFW.