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[–]gerbalfetus1667 2 points3 points ago

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Nice, cheetos, pepsi, and reruns of Friends from now on!

[–]eag123[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Unemployment FTW!

[–]stevovee 2 points3 points ago

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I did the same today and it feels awesome....i guess i just turned in my notice but its a great feeling to have a finite number of days left

[–]shalifoh 2 points3 points ago

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"I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I quit!"

[–]bdmacpherson 1 point2 points ago

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I quit my job on Monday! Feels fantastic. There's plenty of jobs in Canada if you work in IT.

[–]editorlightyear 1 point2 points ago

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Me TOO! Job quitting is awesome!

[–]knobbysideup 1 point2 points ago

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I'm quitting this monday. Makes it harder on the bastards I'm leaving than to do it on a friday. All I wanted was a friggin' day off because I'd be here on sunday. When you said no, that was the end of the long line of crap I've endured here the past year. See ya!

[–]teringlijer 1 point2 points ago

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With Goodman smiling like that, we need to see the rest of the picture.

[–]konopliamir 0 points1 point ago

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"Feels Goodman"

[–]TheBigSnore 1 point2 points ago

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I did the same today! And I too start a new job on Monday. Cheers to a weekend of freedom!

[–]Melkath 1 point2 points ago

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I did that recently, and somehow walked right into another one, better pay, better environment and less responsibility. Still riding the high on that one.

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[–]eag123[S] 55 points56 points ago

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I start a new one Monday. I live in Canada, where we still have jobs.

[–]Mattagascar 4 points5 points ago

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7.4% http://www.tradingeconomics.com/canada/unemployment-rate

8.6% http://www.google.com/publicdata/explore?ds=z1ebjpgk2654c1_&met_y=unemployment_rate&tdim=true&fdim_y=seasonality:S&dl=en&hl=en&q=america+unemployment+rate

I know some of you just took macroeconomics or looked at wikipedia and will argue 1.2% is significant, but Canada isn't a beaming economy right now either.

[–]larsmaehlum 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NickNameUser 2 points3 points ago

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[–]larsmaehlum 0 points1 point ago*

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Some places, yeah.
But I've yet to see any lower than -35..

The coastal areas in the west are much milder though.

[–]seedlesssoul 10 points11 points ago

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If there was a place in Canada where it never snows and never gets below 70, and I will seriously consider moving there!

[–]NorthStarTX 4 points5 points ago

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Wrong CA.

[–]Authoriti -1 points0 points ago

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Right.

[–]LeDucky 1 point2 points ago

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We can all dream.

[–]bdmacpherson -2 points-1 points ago

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It's called Vancouver, British Columbia.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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It is 39 degrees right now in Vancouver.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

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Haviung a job there isn't enough. You gotta make at least 60 thousand a year to live rather well.

[–]Melkath 0 points1 point ago

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To live "rather well", the same can be said in the us.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

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By rather well I meant not being under constant financial pressures and scraping by, although I understand that it could be interpreted as "above average" comfort level.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah but you live in canada. It's such a shitty place to live they have to give you free healthcare just to keep you there. America is so awesome they treat you like shit and everybody STILL wants to live here.

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[–]Authoriti 1 point2 points ago

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Not for long?

Nothing lasts forever.

But right now, yes we have jobs.

You can have some, but there's already a pretty big line (unless you're on the inside)

[–]eag123[S] 8 points9 points ago

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You sound American.

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[–]eag123[S] 8 points9 points ago

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uneducated sound you.

[–]Swazi666 1 point2 points ago

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your response just warranted me strange looks because I was laughing.. btw, why'd you quit?

[–]slimkwik 0 points1 point ago

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what are you talking a boot, you'll be sowry

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I live in the U.S. I made 40% more in 2011 than I did in 2010.

[–]YourFavoriteRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HANDLERmc 1 point2 points ago

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Shut the FUCK up Donny!

[–]Bass_to_Trout 0 points1 point ago

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"You're out of your element"

[–]cincidiot 1 point2 points ago

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Mental image of a shadowy figure called "eag123" saying, "I quit," and the proceeding to fondle John Goodman.

[–]konopliamir 1 point2 points ago

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You got fired for groping Goodman?

Or are you implying it happened after you got fired?

[–]yuehoo 0 points1 point ago

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So, how did he feel?

[–]strongbutters 0 points1 point ago

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He looks terrifying....

[–]lolkels 0 points1 point ago

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i quit one of my jobs today too!

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

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I met him. I can assuredly tell you he is a total asshole.

[–]zatoichi68 0 points1 point ago

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Good luck at the new job!

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[–]FTFY_urwelcome 1 point2 points ago

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but I bet you can paint a cool picture. Degree worth it.

[–]G-Man33 0 points1 point ago

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I put in my 2 weeks yesterday, Feels Good Man!

[–]Ericakes 0 points1 point ago

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My boss put in her 2weeks yesterday too!!

Feels almost as good as quitting myself

[–]jdell 0 points1 point ago

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I quit my job today also, felt amazing walking out of the office.

[–]7Finger 0 points1 point ago

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I was just telling my coworkers that some of the happiest days of my life have been when I quit jobs. I miss that feeling.

[–]Revanx17 -2 points-1 points ago

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Poverty, Feels good man

[–]over9000bubuns -5 points-4 points ago

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Sweet, another really fucking stupid pun.