It's hard being a man extended version (x-post from r/4chan)

dirtyoldwhitelady · 8 months

Now that I realize being boring is just expected of me, I can relax. Oh, and just lie there during sex too.

CubbyRed · 8 months

Dumb.

The_Wumbologist · 8 months

Yeah, but we can pee standing up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

mistahnice · 8 months

You got your /r/mensrights in my /r/funny!

watchagonnado · 8 months

except that chart only works for very attractive women, and also works for attractive men too. So pretty much instead of dividing the chart by gender it should be divided by sexy/ugly.

astird_levenson · 8 months

If these are true for you, you're trying to date the wrong women.

Diffie-Hellman · 8 months

Was this shit written by a high school student?

aranel120 · 8 months

Feel horny, want a one night stand: Go to the nearest bar/club/etc or stand at the bar and give the international signal of "woman looking for a drink". Wait for someone to buy you a drink. Fuck.

As the unattractive woman that I happen to be I'd be at that bar all night saying "fuck, anyone wanna fuck?? ANYONE??" and going home alone. This theory is flawed.

liveoakhef · 8 months

despite all of this, in a louis c k analogy, I would re-up with white male every fucking year. We get more advantages. plain and simple.

dulcedemeche · 8 months

Making a sexist joke in chart form:
WOMEN: What a bitch, that's not even true.
MEN: Front page.

Horrible_Economics · 8 months

Hah, oh men and women you can both be so neatly summed up!

newloaf · 8 months

TL;DR Somebody call the waaaaaambulance.

Ranzera · 8 months

Can we not do this? sigh

doot_doot · 8 months

man... this is ridiculous

liberal_texan · 8 months

Climaxing early is not how men can enjoy sex more.

drinkme217 · 8 months

A lot of these just aren't true, or aren't a full picture... Want a one night stand? Women: people call you a slut Men: Nice one bro! Have a valid complaint about someone's behavior? Women: Ah, it's just your time of the month/you're too emotional. Men: Taken seriously. Have to discipline a subordinate at work: Women: What a massive bitch my boss is! Men: He's "tough but fair". I could go on. Women get blamed for divorce all the time, are expected to find a balance between attractive and professional, blah blah blah. There are reasonable complaints about both sexes, but I just don't feel this is an accurate portrayal of the situation.

0hn035 · 8 months

go post this in mens rights. you'll get quite the sympathetic ear.

TomorrowsMisquote · 8 months

If that is your standard for a woman... well, I'm just sorry for you.

evanthesquirrel · 8 months

On the plus side we get paid more and still control the world.

fromfocomofo · 8 months

I think someone put too much time into this.

neversquare · 8 months

In my experience, masturbation is much less socially acceptable with women. Most women won't talk about it or even admit they do it. Also, stop whining.

SonicFlash01 · 8 months

The greatest ability of a man is being able to not give a shit about anything on that list and just deal with it.

dtrainusmc · 8 months

There should be a disclaimer that the woman category probably only applies to really attractive ones. Average looking? Probably going to have to work for living.

dookingcheekun · 8 months

Yeah I would never date a guy that was so whiny and put upon. . .annnnd these guys are so bitter because girls won't date them? Vicious circle jerk.

DivineAna · 8 months

The one on homosexuality is bullshit. You don't think lesbians are frequently ostracized upon coming out of the closet or susceptible to become victims to hate crimes? Pull your head out of your ass.

And if girls think you're boring it's probably your own goddamn fault. Maybe you should spend less time on internet forums crying about how women won't have sex with you and develop a fucking personality.

kubigjay · 8 months

More sad than funny.

ghostrider4450 · 8 months

Patrice O'neil, is that you?

chapped_lip · 8 months

Everything but the "feel horny, one night stand". It may be "easy" for females to get a guy, but then she's called a slore for the rest of forever.
Guys have a one night stand = player
Girls have a one night stand = SKANK!

darkofmoon · 8 months

I don't know where you come from, but it's not all that acceptable (socially) for women to masturbate. (at least that's what I grew up with) :\ Like, it's always the punchline to some joke and people look at you funny if you mention it. My guess is that guy's feel threatened by sex toys?

Msaho91 · 8 months

C-c-c combo breaker. Periods and giving birth.

Scrooge0791 · 8 months

Neckbeards angry that women won't date them, news at 11.

Darkslime-Z · 8 months

I read through this and was pretty depressed at the end, being a man and all.

Then I came to my senses and realized what a generalization it is and how I didn't agree with some of it (and that it is from 4chan).

firinne · 8 months

I would be more supportive of this if it was more accurate (no social stigma to women masturbating? woman's appearance doesn't matter????) and didn't rely on putting women down as its main way of showing biases against men. thats just as bigoted as the idiots you're insulting

dogboyboy · 8 months

These are non-issues. This table was made as a circle jerk for people who a frustrated with women not liking them. There are lots of bad women and men out there. Most dudes who feel like this table describes why they can't find a good woman probably have some major personality flaw. When it comes down to real relationships both men and women go with someone they can relate with. All this, men just want hot girls and women just want money is garbage and doesn't apply to most people. And the people it does apply to are the ones making these stupid fucking circle jerk tables. Men and women are different?! Oh my god, stop the presses! Grow the fuck up.

seecs · 8 months

Makes extended "It's hard being a [insert gender]" list. Female: Stop whining. Male: Stop whining. Maybe if you weren't so skilled at picking out the negative things, this list wouldn't be relevant.

boocifer · 8 months

This is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen.

tojo940 · 8 months

Once on a Spain trip for school, I woke up in the middle of the night with this one really annoying girl on top of me in my bed. Nothing happened to her and people made fun of me for being seriously creeped the fuck out by this instead of being glad to have a girl in my bed. If I was a girl and she was a guy, she would have been expelled and this would have been on the news.

DarnTheseSocks · 8 months

Put your idiotic misogynist whining in the right subreddit where I don't have to read it.

DrSergeantPepper · 8 months

For one thing, why would a lesbian give a shit if guys think the fact that she's lesbian is really hot? This is a biased woman-hating rant. The only ones that are true in part apply exclusively to attractive women and many of them are just bullshit.

starryrach · 8 months

In my opinion, here's what people who write this crap need to realize.

The population is roughly 50% men and 50% women.

Most people are heterosexual.

Therefore, how is it possible that women are the only people who are able to find partners?

cungfookid · 8 months

It's funny because it's true

[deleted] · 8 months

Have children and getting a divorce? aww fuck it.. to easy...

sr20inans2000 · 8 months

yeah this is kinda ridiculous. maybe if we all dated high school girls this would be the case lol

cp15 · 8 months

You and this post are incredibly stupid.

Stupidconspiracies · 8 months

This is so true! Whenever I hang out with my gay friends I am always so worried about being confused as their boyfriends! It's so silly, I mean whenever I am with a straight friend no one thinks we are together, but boom hang out with a gay guy and people think we are just gonna start fucking right in front of them.

Learn to be not 13 years old

IsaacHolladay · 8 months

This is really sexist. Fuck everything about this post.

emergency_poncho · 8 months

Not to be an asshole, but this chart makes the OP look like a shallow, whiney little crybaby. As a white male, we pretty much have every conceivable advantage ever, yet you focus on irrelevant, minor dumb shit like the stuff you have in your chart.

KidDetective · 8 months

Any dude who laments over this bullshit is just too lazy to get their social shit together.

Farkwun · 8 months

Y'know, as strange as it might sound, things like this actually make me feel like gender equality is coming closer and closer.

50 years ago, 100 years ago, would this sort of sentiment ever be expressed? Of course not! Obviously women have less responsibility and men should take care of everything. That would just be a social norm of the time.

But now? Now the genders have become so equal that men have started to realize and speak out about this deep unfairness, this double-standard. Before, I doubt these thoughts would even have ever entered the mind of the average male. Now, things are different.

Which I think is a good thing.

The_Dane · 8 months

HAHA take THAT all yous women! TAKE.....THAT! AMIRITE GUYS??! AMIRITE?!!?

No but seriously some of these are true, others are really stretching it.

toxic-frost · 8 months

This is VERY clearly from 4chan, and they have a very skewed sense of reality.

FEMINIST_MAN · 8 months

DON'T FRET CITIZENS! Feminist Man is here to combat this blatant sexism!

funnybrad333 · 8 months

So much truth it hurts

marysara · 8 months

your ugly - men: if you have a good personality your fine! women: your FUCKED.

paindancer · 8 months

People Are Awful to Each Other - RE: SEXISM

NO CONFIDENCE:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: Welcome to your abusive relationship.

NO MONEY:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: Seen as gold-digger.

NO COLLEGE PLANS:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: “Idiot female” stereotype

NO FRIENDS:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: Also fucked

BORING:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: Used for sex, IF attractive enough.

OBSCURE INTERESTS:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: Also fucked.

QUIET:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: And therefore objectified.

REJECTS A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX:

Men: People accuse you of being gay.

Women: People accuse you of being an elitist bitch.

EXPECTS SEX AS PART OF THE RELATIONSHIP:

Men: He just wants to get in her pants!!!

Women: Whore. Slut. Nympho. Not relationship material.

NOT IN THE MOOD FOR SEX:

Men: He must be either gay or impotent!!!

Women: Frigid. She must be withholding sex as a way to manipulate him.

BAD IN BED:

Men: Worthless man!!! Dump him and find someone who can satisfy you!

Women: She needs to be “trained”.

RAPED AND NEEDS HELP:

Men: Everyone thinks you’re lying because it’s “impossible to rape a man”.

Women: She’s lying to get revenge. Or she was asking for it. NOBODY in law enforcement will take your case seriously.

WANT TO END YOUR CURRENT MARRIAGE:

Men: Have your life completely destroyed by biased divorce courts.

Women: Have your life completely destroyed by biased divorce courts.

SHITTY, LOW END JOB WITH NO CAREER PROSPECTS:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: Seen as gold digger.

OWN GUNS:

Men: Seen as nut that doesn’t really need guns.

Women: “Dick in crazy.”

DON’T WANT AN EXPENSIVE WEDDING:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: “Is she pregnant?”

DON’T PLAY SPORTS OR GO TO THE GYM:

Men: Everyone thinks you’re a loser.

Women: Good luck getting a date, lard ass.

YOUR COUNTRY HAS CONSCRIPTION:

Men: You’re fucked.

Women: Keep the entire country going while every “of age” man you love is sent off to die.

YOU THINK THE WORLD IS BIASED AGAINST YOUR GENDER AND YOU SEEK EQUALITY:

Men: Pussy! Grow some balls!

Women: Fucking Femi-Nazis…

YOU AREN’T PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF THE WORK:

Men: Everyone thinks you’re a loser.

Women: Good luck getting hired in the first place.

YOU AREN’T ATTRACTIVE:

Men: You’re fucked, unless you’re rich/famous and marry a gold digger.

Women: Seen as a last resort for men desperate enough to have sex with you, and little else.

HAD SEX WITH AN UNDERAGE MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX:

Men: Raped to death in prison.

Women: Lifelong psychiatric treatment.

THROW AN EMOTIONAL TANTRUM TO TRY AND GET YOUR WAY:

Men: Everyone thinks you’re a spoilt child.

Women: Everyone thinks you’re a spoilt child. God fucking help you if you mention PMS, you psychotic bitch.

HIT YOUR SPOUSE DURING AN ARGUMENT:

Men: SPOUSAL ABUSE!!! CALL THE COPS!!!

Women: … immediately fear for your safety. Dick. In. Crazy.

EXPECTS GIFTS DURING VALENTINE’S DAY AND OTHER HOLIDAYS:

Men: You’re already getting sex, what more do you want???

Women: High maintenance.

WANTS TO FEEL AS MUCH PLEASURE AS POSSIBLE DURING SEX:

Men: If you orgasm before the woman is satisfied, you are a failure.

Women: Whore. Slut. Nympho. Not relationship material.

YOU CAN’T COOK AND DON’T WANT TO DO THE HOUSEWORK:

Men: What a lazy slob! You just want a woman to do it for you!

Women: What a lazy slob! This house isn’t going to clean itself. Every sandwich joke in existence.

YOU ARE INTO HOBBIES LIKE VIDEO GAMES, ANIME, AND OTHER STUFF MOST PEOPLE CONSIDER “WEIRD”:

Men: You are a loser nerd with no life. You should work out more and get more money.

Women: You are a loser nerd with no life. If you spent a little more time on your appearance and your wardrobe, maybe you could attract a man.

YOU WANT TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE FOR SEX:

Men: What a creep! Dump him! He’s probably a crazy religious nut!

Women: Three words – “Madonna/Whore complex”.

YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL OR BI:

Men: You are the primary target of LGBT violence, your male friends now avoid you because they are scared they will be mistaken for your sexual partner.

Women: Targets of “corrective rape”. Objectified and dehumanized by a vast majority of the heterosexual male population.

WANT A WIDE VARIETY OF CLOTHING AND FASHION STYLES:

Men: Female fashion stores outnumber male ones by at least 4-1 and you are only allowed to wear a bland shirt + pants or a suit to work.

Women: Designer label whore. High maintenance. Avoid at all costs. Trophy girlfriend/wife.

ENJOY MASTURBATION:

Men: People think you’re a loser who can’t get a girlfriend.

Women: Whore. Slut. Nympho. Not relationship material.

FEEL HORNY, WANT TO GET A ONE NIGHT STAND:

Men: Spend hours getting multiple rejections at bars/clubs/et cetera because you are not handsome/rich enough or being used as a free drink dispenser.

Women: Whore. Slut. Nympho. If something bad happens to you, you were asking for it by going off alone with strange men.

DUMP YOUR CURRENT PARTNER:

Men: Typical playboy! He was probably cheating on her, too!

Women: She was just killing time with him until she could upgrade.

CRYING AND BEING EMOTIONAL:

Men: Everyone thinks you are a pussy.

Women: “Are you on the rag again?”. Have any and all complaints disregarded as irrational.

HAVE A PARTICULAR SEXUAL FETISH (BDSM, UNIFORMS, ET CETERA…):

Men: OMG, are you a rapist?! Get away from me, creeper!

Women: Whore. Slut. Nympho. If something bad happens to you, you were asking for it by engaging in deviant behavior like that in the first place.

FTFY

You're welcome.

que_pedo_wey · 8 months

Don't play sports or go to the gym. -> Everyone thinks you are a loser.

I don't understand this.

bereil · 8 months

Well, this is incredibly offensive.

Identity_disorder · 8 months

What a load of bullshit this list is.

KanadaKid19 · 8 months

Wow, this is the biggest pile of whiny bullshit I've seen in a long time.

[deleted] · 8 months

This just might be the most wrong thing I've seen in my entire life!

IdleGod · 8 months

Lost me on a few of them, but generally accurate.

GuanatanaMo · 8 months

What a bunch of bullshit. I am quiet, I have obscure interests, I have no money,... and I am most definitely not "fucked" (well, except by my gf.. giggety..). This gender war is so annoying.

livinlavidal0ca · 8 months

This is just pathetic whining. Everything has pros and cons. To quote your post, "stop being a pussy and grow some balls!"

highwindy · 8 months

Jesus, self-pity much?

wagnerotic · 8 months

mawwhhhghhhh fuck everything about this list. All of it.

Wargall · 8 months

Listen guys, no internet girls are going to have sex with you because you disagree with this to appear better in their eyes.

SchroeKatz · 8 months

Ah, the misogonysm.

Racemic · 8 months

I can't laugh at these jokes because they don't have any bearing with my real world experience in dating.

cokeisahelluvadrug · 8 months

I know most of this post was /r/mensrights bullshit, but there were several kernels of truth in it. Everyone should watch Feminism and the Disposable Male. Women should watch it if they've ever felt frustrated with the prospects of feminism, and, well, men should watch it for some of the reasons highlighted in OP.

Specialk13 · 8 months

This is sadly true

ryweb · 8 months

online dating.

InsanityFringe · 8 months

After reading the comments I think it is safe to say that we are all equally fucked, regardless of gender.

Drennith · 8 months

I wish less of these were true for me.

Mullinator · 8 months

It's fun watching men and women complain about who has it worse in society. It's like a dick measuring contest except for some reason a lot of women have one too.

Cajass · 8 months

Spoiler alert: Author doesn't actually know any women.

funny

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