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[–]MaeBeWeird 43 points44 points ago

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[–]n00bengineer 15 points16 points ago

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He's throwing more gasoline on the fire, actually. Remind me not to be this guy's neighbor.

[–]jrhoffa 20 points21 points ago

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Don't be this guy's neighbor.

[–]aproxxy 3 points4 points ago

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That guy? Refrain from inhabiting a home in close proximity to him.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Bad idea, you'll miss all the bitchin' fires.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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If you're thinking of moving I'd advise not locating near this guy.

[–]LadyLollerskates 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, I know you're going to be moving soon so stay away from that guy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this, now I think less of myself. You have done reddit proud.

[–]Ebake09 4 points5 points ago

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If fire was headed for my apartment next, you better believe I was doing anything possible to stop it even if it meant using a bucket of water to try and put it out.

[–]bricardo 17 points18 points ago

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Really? I'd be trying to save as much of my posessions as possible by getting them out as quickly as possible.

[–]Ebake09 1 point2 points ago

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Good point but I would be more worried about a place to live rather than some possessions. But on that note I would save my phone and my laptop because they can't burn reddit down.

[–]bricardo 4 points5 points ago

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But when a fire gets to that point you can't do anything. And the firefighters, while doing their jobs, are going to do a lot of damage as well. So, salvage what you can (and yourself).

When I was a kid I saw a fire on the building across the street, and even with a fast response it took quite a while to put out. The guy had left the pc on and somehow the curtain caught on fire. I never leave my pc on when I'm out of the house because of that memory.

[–]cornholio12 1 point2 points ago

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These doesn't seem reasonable. How many years ago was this?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Thats what insurance is for. I pray my house gets burned down every day.

[–]Ebake09 2 points3 points ago

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Well then apparently "we don't need no wata let the mother fucker burn" is in order.

[–]hobofats 0 points1 point ago

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exactly. fire? sweet. new TV. new consoles. new games. new computers. new appliances. new clothes.

not to mention getting to start fresh in a new house without all the clutter and random shit you have accumulated over the years.

[–]McGod 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly you've never dealt with insurance companies. You will never get enough to replace everything you lost. They will nickle and dime you at every turn.

[–]Paul_Langton 0 points1 point ago

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I just imagined that guy throwing all his stuff out the window.

[–]hobofats 0 points1 point ago

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really? i'd get the fuck out of there because i have renter's insurance

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Minecraft: Real Life

[–]InferiousX 2 points3 points ago

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This is analogous to how I'm currently handling all of my life situations.

[–]finnocchiona 1 point2 points ago

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Older than etc.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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insert retarded "if his were me" comment

[–]RanchWithEverything 0 points1 point ago

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today must be that kind of day

[–]Zipvex143258 0 points1 point ago

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maybe he was sincere.. start at the fourth paragraph

[–]whitetzor 0 points1 point ago

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What if it was a bucket full of that blue stuff that puts out the fire. It's some sort of Japaneses product if I remember correctly.

[–]antibios 0 points1 point ago

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I tried to put out a garage that was on fire with 6 garden hoses along with some neighbors and it did literally nothing. Once a fire gets that size you need serious amounts of water and precise placement of it.

[–]liveat60fps 0 points1 point ago

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[–]brumbrum21 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel when I comment on a link that has over 500 comments.

[–]mydirtystarfish 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel when I downvote an old repost with over 600 net upvotes.

[–]brumbrum21 0 points1 point ago

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So meta

[–]sgtpppr 0 points1 point ago

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He's just quickly tossing all his pee buckets into the fire so he isn't ashamed when fire fighters find them. What can he do? He's serious about playing WoW.

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

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Christian Bale?

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

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Bale means bucket, people. And that guy looks like Christian Bale.

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever, you guys.

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

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See? I don't even care.

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

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This is my time.

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

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Up there it's their time. Down here it's our time! It's our time down here!

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

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That was a quote from Goonies, by the way.

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't really a huge fan of Goonies when I was a kid. All my friends loved it, but to me it always seemed like kind of a lame mashup of Indiana Jones and Stand By Me, two of my favorite movies. And I'd always rather watch those movies than Goonies.

But Goonies has grown on me over time. And I actually like it more now that I'm 32 years old than when I was 10.

[–]mayaknife 0 points1 point ago

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I've been playing too much minecraft lately. My first thought was that he was getting a bucket of lava for his furnace.

[–]Titties 0 points1 point ago

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Desperation isn't funny, brah. He's about to lose all of his belongings.

[–]boomerjack 0 points1 point ago

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yes. nothing puts out a raging fire like a good ol' bucket of water.

[–]Focused-Third-Eye -1 points0 points ago

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We saw this picture on mushrooms earlier this year and it was a far beyond hilarious.

[–]meinshamaru -1 points0 points ago

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cant unsee caption of "gave that bitch some fire. Bitches love fire."

[–]ooyat -1 points0 points ago

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That looks like an old Soviet apartment. Those things are entirely concrete except for the things inside. He should be safe.

[–]BornInTheCCCP 0 points1 point ago

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And those same building usually have gas lines, and concrete tends to crack under high heat.

[–]SpacemanSpiff56 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]kb_klash 0 points1 point ago

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A TRICK IS SOMETHING A WHORE DOES FOR MONEY!