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[–]Senator_Prevert 26 points27 points ago

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It was funnier with, "Don't come in, ... I'm wrapping presents!"

[–]Shadax 1 point2 points ago

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God dammit. Spontaneous laughter and morning coffee always has me pillaging my desk for napkins.

[–]RiskyDINGO 0 points1 point ago

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A perfect example of why I don't drink while on Reddit.

[–]MartialFur 11 points12 points ago

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Looks like a mom politely interrupting a game of Street Fighter to see if the kids want sandwiches or something.

[–]MadMageMC 13 points14 points ago

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Are... are you saying your mom is a husky bitch?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry, sir, but that was the funniest thing i've read all day. Continue.

[–]arthentic 4 points5 points ago

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[–]CoupledPerfect 1 point2 points ago

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I just cried from laughter. Thank you.

[–]ardobbs 1 point2 points ago

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Reposting motherfucker

[–]AriesCaries 1 point2 points ago

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Imma let you finish but...

[–]drstock 1 point2 points ago

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[–]snippybitch 0 points1 point ago

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Some body shit on the coats!

[–]davidquick -2 points-1 points ago

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......What!?

[–]snippybitch -3 points-2 points ago

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Dane Cook's standup, before he became a douche. He's now a better actor (but that's just like, my opinion man)

[–]gatsbythegreat 7 points8 points ago

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[–]RupeyDoop 8 points9 points ago

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And yet you don't link to the original post?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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i've seen it too before

[–]julzwantsacookie 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Why did I spent the last 20 minutes laughing at this uncontrollably?

[–]snoobs89[S] 12 points13 points ago*

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I can see people seem to be pretty Pissy about this being a Repost. Firstly i never saw it.. I only Reddit from work & Imgur is blocked so i miss most of the pics posted.

I apologize if you have seen this picture before I genuinely didn't mean to repost. I just thought it was hilarious.

In future i won't post anything i find on thechive.com as it appears that thechive.com is Reddits coverband.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Who gives a shit. I haven't seen it. It's funny.

[–]yeahgreg 2 points3 points ago

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"I only reddit from work"

Bullshit.

[–]gocougs11 -2 points-1 points ago

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I've found that if you see it online and it's funny, it's been on Reddit. But fuck it, I hadn't seen it before so I'm glad you posted it.

[–]Zeds_dead -1 points0 points ago

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Who is upvoting this?

[–]LeSandwiich 10 points11 points ago

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It's funny, so I did. Apparently its a repost but its the first time i've seen it so I upvoted it.

[–]TesticleToe 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck the Chive.

[–]spc1979 -4 points-3 points ago

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Me bitch...lol

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 1 point2 points ago

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Hey guys.

Remember me?

[–]PunishableOffence 0 points1 point ago

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funny-captions4.jpg

Oh yay, another funnily captioned image! Can't wait to click that link!

[–]Mindle 0 points1 point ago

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fucking pedodog

[–]Varkeer 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of that video of the guy running across the door saying "Would you fuck me?"

[–]harry_dean_stanton 0 points1 point ago

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i read this in the dog's voice from that youtube video where the dog really wants the bacon but his owner already gave it to the cat.

[–]Rudy_M 0 points1 point ago

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Gross part is, I smell shit from the other room.

[–]BellaGoBoom 0 points1 point ago

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I think... Someone shit on the coats.

[–]Karatekidmax 0 points1 point ago

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my 16 year old cat (soon to be 17) has been pooping on the carpet almost everyday for the last 5 months or so. found this post hilarious, and printed it out. it is now hanging on the fridge to remind those in the house that our cat poops a lot now. Cheers

[–]Jakitron 0 points1 point ago

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This dog belongs to my friend, Kris! His name is Revolver.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Honey-Badger 0 points1 point ago

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dont link from 'the chive'

[–]defenestrator828 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, nice dog costume

[–]spankr -1 points0 points ago

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I don't wanna disturb... | 27coms | 702pts | 18dys

Excuse me... | 0coms | 3pts | 4dys

[–]onus111 -5 points-4 points ago

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Really reminds me of Dane Cooks, "Someone shit on the coats!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSFhX28KN_k

[–]biga29 0 points1 point ago

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"Downvote because all my favorite comedians are dead!"

[–]onus111 0 points1 point ago

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Wtf? People need to grow up.

[–]biga29 0 points1 point ago

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/sarcasm

[–]onus111 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I figured because of the quotes.. Just saying

[–]jungse -1 points0 points ago

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The picture itself is kind of creapy isn't it?

[–]Lavender_Man -1 points0 points ago

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a master is out

[–]Etab -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe someday, The Chive will be funny.

Just kidding, no it won't.

[–]Grug16 -1 points0 points ago

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"You could say 'I think someone pooped on the coats', but you Know."

[–]CodeOfKonami 1 point2 points ago

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This is reddit. You can say shit here.

[–]Grug16 0 points1 point ago

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It's a Dane Cook reference.

[–]CodeOfKonami 0 points1 point ago

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I know that, but it's "someone SHIT on the coats".

[–]jjness -1 points0 points ago

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Almost choked on a sunflower seed! Hilarious!

[–]rydtxbnki -5 points-4 points ago

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Everyone else seems a little pissy but I find this hilarious.

[–]reszholve -1 points0 points ago

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So that's Brian Griffin?