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[–]GrayFeathers 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect. Just...perfect.

[–]courtba 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, that was me the day my roommate not only watched the disc but sent it back to netflix without me watching...

[–]claudesoph 1 point2 points ago

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sauce?

[–]LNMagic 2 points3 points ago

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I believe In Bruges.

[–]CptLande 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect reaction. Exactly how i feel when my best friend suddenly watches an episode of say, Doctor Who, without her telling me.

[–]CD_Repo_Man 0 points1 point ago

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I know that feel bro.

[–]mynameismagenta 0 points1 point ago

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This was also my face when I found out my boyfriend was watching a tv show without me behind my back! It would have been less painful if he had just cheated on me with a person, but with the tv?!

[–]Paradiology 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for "In Bruges"

[–]Syntaximus 0 points1 point ago

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My roommates both did this to me one night during "My Boys". It surprising how slighted you feel after.

[–]Tunker 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate couldn't wait and watched the last episode of the first season of 24 without me. I've never watched a single episode since then.

[–]briirox 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel when boyfriend watches Terra Nova without me. :(

[–]Ignignot 0 points1 point ago

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Um why? I would think you would be bursting with joy.