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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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TL;DR : Aggressive Grammar Nazi

[–]EasyChief -1 points0 points ago

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Definitely TL;DR

[–]jayhawk_dvd 3 points4 points ago

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I still find this to be an oh-so-satisfying read even if it is just beating a dead horse.

[–]Masonusually 1 point2 points ago

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This.....is beautiful.

[–]KingRoy 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah we liked it the last hundred times it was posted too.

[–]cocksterS 1 point2 points ago

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I'm old enough to remember when we used "y", "r", and "u", not to be lazy, or trendy, etc., but because we had character limits on our text messages.

[–]Finn1916 0 points1 point ago

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I am sending this to my mom to show her how stupid she sounds when typing.

[–]negative_0 0 points1 point ago

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i lyk 2 du thEz tings sumtyms jst 2 pss ppl lyk u off. i hope you enjoy the rest of your day sir, salutations and farewell

[–]TsunanoSora 1 point2 points ago

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Ironic Comma Splices FTW

[–]phreakiboi 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking seriously!

[–]gvoakes 0 points1 point ago

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y r u so mad

[–]occupymylefty 0 points1 point ago

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I might like it, if it didn't take so long to read.

[–]torpax 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in love with whoever made this.

[–]MarkFUCKINGd 1 point2 points ago

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Whoever made this clearly never heard of question marks.

[–]jham1217 0 points1 point ago

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And look at this playboy bitch. It's a fucking period. You don't just use them once a month, but after every sentence comes to an end. This bitch gets around like the village bicycle. She likes to be used, and you best use her right, or she'll bleed all over your ass.

[–]bombchika 0 points1 point ago

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I found that years ago on 4chan, lame

[–]rempek 0 points1 point ago

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I cried evertim

[–]ara_p 0 points1 point ago

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That was one of the most therapeutic posts I've read in a long time. From the bottom of my heart, you have my deepest thanks.

[–]goosebumper88 -2 points-1 points ago

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I get the commas, i use them all the time. it helps to separate out my thoughts, and makes my words flow when read. I also understand the there theyre and their, then and than, youre and your, those sons of bitches are necessary. what i don't fucking get is why this dickface gives two shits about substituting letters for words. they sound exactly the same when spoken, so there is no goddamn need to waste that fucking quarter second typing in those other 2 letters. it's not like the world is going to fucking end or your message will become impossible to understand. it also shouldn't be a sign of stupidity, because any motherfucker with a brain could solve the goddamn da vinci code of u=you. lastly why the fuck do apostrophes matter in the least? this cumsack talks like theyre the big shit and like the english language would turn into a fucked to death pile of flaming feces if one bitch accidently typed "youre" instead of "you're". at least im not such a retard as to use the fucking possessive, you self glorifying prick. it does save time and gets your same, intelligent message across just fine. Besides I'd rather be able to say what I need to say than spent hours rereading a stupid fucking picture i made purely out of text just because im complaining about other people sucking at english. so fuck the douche who made this, and his "im gunna cuss 'till im funny" ways.