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[–]SaintlyPineapple 34 points35 points ago

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You must first pass through the Mines of Moria.

[–]tomnomnom12 13 points14 points ago

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and then through the seven levels of the candy cane forrest

[–]joshrmacd 9 points10 points ago

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The one atop mystical candy mountain?

[–]schofield1424 12 points13 points ago

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And then through the Lincoln Tunnel

[–]Solid364 8 points9 points ago

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Then turn on 4th and main

[–]ordinarygentleman8 6 points7 points ago

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Then go to the pawn shop on the corner and ask for jimmy

[–]Lunchable_ 7 points8 points ago

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Jimmy will hand you the Book of Secrets

[–]Cygnus_X1 2 points3 points ago

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Use it to uncover the secrets of bi-winning.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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(Hint: Requires cocaine)

[–]Oxifire 4 points5 points ago

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Proceed to Sheen Caverns.

[–]ESF 2 points3 points ago

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We need to go to candy mountain Chaaaaarlie.

[–]DontMakeMeDownvote 21 points22 points ago

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Nope. You should be embarrassed for asking.

[–]AutumnStar[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I made you downvote, didn't I?

[–]Lt_Gen_Hospital 8 points9 points ago

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Instead of Man vs. Food we have Food vs. Man

[–]Wazowski 0 points1 point ago

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The most dangerous game...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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can the burger eat the 10 lb human head in less than half an hour?!!?1?!

stay tuned.

[–]stahlgrau 4 points5 points ago

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Welcome to 1998.

[–]picardkid 2 points3 points ago

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BIG FAT BLACK GUY EATIN A CHEESEBURGER

[–]edharken 0 points1 point ago

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It's Badlands Booker! Show some respect!

[–]Cyralea 15 points16 points ago

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  1. This is a repost
  2. This is bordering on begging for upvotes (asking to get on the front page)

[–]Tweedle 8 points9 points ago

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  1. Every thing on reddit is a repost.
  2. You posting about some one reposting is a repost.

[–]herpin_the_derp 5 points6 points ago

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that isn't true at all.

[–]Cyralea -5 points-4 points ago

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No, not everything is a repost, and no, rehashing comments isn't tantamount to reposting content.

Please think before posting.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Stop trying to change reddit!

[–]Shomud 1 point2 points ago

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So that mean's the answer to OPs title is "yes".

[–]liberaljesus 7 points8 points ago

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no

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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he means yes.

[–]venezuelanarquica 0 points1 point ago

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Oh! I get it, you're misunderstanding what Jesus says... ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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jesus says EAT THAT MUTHER FUCKIN HEAD, BURGER!

[–]DasBeerBoot 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, not on my watch.

[–]Mogknight23 7 points8 points ago*

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I think /r/WTF lost this, someone should let them know... I don't dare go near.

[–]Sisaac 6 points7 points ago

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I'll take that bullet. Wish me luck.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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YOU FUCKING TOOK THAT BULLET!!! (x-reply from r/wtf)

[–]terreann 0 points1 point ago

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Feel free to hop in now. Sadly /r/reddit.com came over for a visit and they refuse to leave. = (

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fuck it, i'll bite...

[–]Solid364 5 points6 points ago

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These cake day requests are starting to eat at me...

[–]whenduckscry 0 points1 point ago

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I'm reminded of the dinner scene from Hook.

[–]tluckie 0 points1 point ago

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What has science done?!

[–]YesImJapaneseGoAway 0 points1 point ago

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Wut

[–]blondeflo 0 points1 point ago

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but...... how? regretfully, but seriously.

[–]zambongo 0 points1 point ago

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And how!

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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Shopped

[–]modernhero 0 points1 point ago

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it should.

[–]GamerBum 0 points1 point ago

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I think this belongs in /r/wtf

[–]BanginBrozillian 0 points1 point ago

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wrong subreddit bro. I think you were looking for WTF.

[–]Yeckim 0 points1 point ago

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i'm glad the results lead you to that picture that's posted on funny junk :/

[–]Eff_Tee 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I made this exact image on canvas months ago.

[–]timetopogo 0 points1 point ago

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not sure if funny... ... or wtf

[–]HomeButton 0 points1 point ago

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Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!

[–]Draw_Ring_Pad 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lordtaco 0 points1 point ago

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This should be a Garbage Pail Kid

[–]l1nk1npark 0 points1 point ago

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I googled "get me to the front page". It is not on the first page. Therefore, it does not exist.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck off with this cakeday-bullshit already!

[–]Nite_Cow 0 points1 point ago

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The fucking fuck?

[–]DieEierVonTool -2 points-1 points ago

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That'll do, pig.. that'll do..

[–]wild-tangent -2 points-1 points ago

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NO, YOU SHALL NOT PASS, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NOT YOURS!

Just messin', have your upvote, fellow 8th'er.

[–]koopakoopa -1 points0 points ago

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Damn Mayor McCheese really let himself go...

[–]rycin82 -1 points0 points ago

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That, Sir, is awesome.

[–]Lusiphur00 -1 points0 points ago

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Happy cake day! Upvote for you due to cake and due to this picture being used in a shitty youtube video of NOFX-Hotdog in a Hallway.... without the burger/head switch

[–]effingeenyus -2 points-1 points ago

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sorry man, but even I know this has made the internet rounds. I still want you to make the front page though, so I'll upvote you this one and a couple of your past submits too

[–]narwhalman218 -2 points-1 points ago

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yes, yes it will

[–]DoctorPimpslap -5 points-4 points ago

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Hell yes.