When I heard we hit 7 billion.

gentleman_brown · 9 months

Nah, a plague is too arbitrary. We need charismatic cult leaders, so we can be assured the mass suicide victims are all fucking idiots.

tomasziam · 9 months

If we could engineer it so it primarily targeted people who posted "hilarious" Facebook screenshots on Reddit, that'd be just fantastic.

TheChilis · 9 months

Well..the planet has a plague every hundred years or so and we were due for one in 2010. So keep a look out.

Haggisn · 9 months

I know this comment isn't really related to the picture all that much, but is that the show "The Office"? Because I've never seen it before, and I was wondering if it was worth checking out, that joke was awesome :P

Vorlath · 9 months

It's scary when you see this population chart: population

but then you see this: pop growth

It's said that it'll be impossible to reach 8 billion and that population will eventually go down.

jacobgold · 9 months

Its made. It just needs to be released.

homeyG75 · 9 months

That whole "there's" and "there are" error bothers me.

In real life, not the picture.

recteur_36 · 9 months

Have fun with this.

Samuel412 · 9 months

I think I heard that all the poverty in the world is caused by politics, and such things. Overpopulation, at least at the moment, isn't the problem.

Can't cite a source though.

Kylethedarkn · 9 months

Don't worry, I got a plan guys. Just don't drink the water in the Us in about 20 years. Or breathe a lot. Actually it's better if you don't speak at all.

broburnham · 9 months

The people in my apartment and I want to host a "population control" party. We plan to get a barrel or two of whiskey and invite as many people as possible. The goal is to get everyone completely obliterated to the point where they either die, or cant get it up. Thusly controlling the population.

(you will all be invited once we pick a date)

chewtality · 9 months

2012 MAN! 2012!

stopmotionporn · 9 months

As long as you're the first victim, I'm all for it.

saintsfan788 · 9 months

If you stand everyone on the planet shoulder to shoulder, the crowd would fit within the city limits of greater Los Angeles.

Source

mrshabadoo · 9 months

Got damn Rashida so fine.

TheLivinDead · 9 months

Spanish flu killed more than the plague.

tstaff777 · 9 months

What episode is this from?

rip_u_raw4 · 9 months

Someone else felt that way, too, and posted it on that day.

WarPhalange · 9 months

You do realize you would probably be one of the ones that dies, right?

Boggster · 9 months

Cigarettes.

bonkai2010 · 9 months

hello ebola zaire

[deleted] · 9 months

Fear not we'll be wiping ourselves out via nuclear holocaust soon enough

shota_tiger · 9 months

More like...

bluebunnyram · 9 months

This entire thread is amazing. My fingers hurt from all the upvoting.

bluearmboy · 9 months

no we need zombies

MrKrazybones · 9 months

A rapture maybe?

Thor4269 · 9 months

and with pandemic 2 you can simulate that!... fuck Madagascar

Joe757 · 9 months

I'm voting no on the plague. I hate it when people show up at work sick.

Phased · 9 months

Whats not funny is I truly think this way, and also feel a plague is too slow. Medicine extends life too much, and people are not dieing at the age they should, however, we are fortunate enough to be getting bacteria and viruses that evolve too fast for medicine that can also get more potent.

turtal46 · 9 months

Could we...could we engineer a virus or something to infect Rick Perry and Rick Perry like people?

Horncrush · 9 months

Ive been saying that for years. i wish the zomb-ocalypse would just hurry up and happen.

Not_A_Slave · 9 months

After world government is completely installed, they'll systematically take away our resources and release famines and plagues until we reduce "Down to zero" as Bill Gates would say. Population reduction is a reality, and it's not funny to joke about it. Okay, it was funny when Dwight said it, but it's not actually funny to think it.

AnAquaticPony · 9 months

Not Quite

bunny1979 · 9 months

Religion is a pretty good plague. How about that instead of bubonic, black, etc

oasisoflight · 9 months

Don't worry, the Zionists will take care of us.

funny

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