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[–]BadReynolds 49 points50 points ago

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The hell kind of a weak stomach do you have?!

[–]xeivous 6 points7 points ago

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I've always wondered why people always complain about fast food like this.

[–]jackery 2 points3 points ago

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[–]adaminc 2 points3 points ago

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I have IBS, but it is only triggered by fast food when certain ingredients are added, like onions, and usually "special sauces". I still go for the onions though, it is worth it, sometimes. I usually pull out the post-hangover line of "I'm never doing that again!", but I do again, lol.

[–]chipmunkonfire 1 point2 points ago

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You my friend, are not alone. I take medicine for it, but it's like playing Russian Roulette every time i eat.

[–]BadReynolds 0 points1 point ago

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You poor sons of bitches. You and adaminc are clearly exempt from my perplexed vexation/good-natured ribbing.

Shit away, brothers (sisters?), shit away.

[–]the_dan_man 1 point2 points ago

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OK, so the 10-15% of you with IBS get a pass. But what about the rest of you pansies?

[–]Brastafarian 1 point2 points ago

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More like when you walk into taco bell with less than 3 dollars.

[–]robeph 1 point2 points ago

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Hell, I got to taco bell and buy those 12 tacos for 10$ and eat all of them over the course of the next day. No problems here.

[–]Jerky_McYellsalot 0 points1 point ago

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Incidentally, Wendy's is the only fast food burger joint that doesn't give me horrible shits.

[–]original-finder 37 points38 points ago

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[–]sleepahol 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, automated bot.

[–]CrookedVulture 9 points10 points ago

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What the hell is wrong with your McDonald's restaurants? Do they serve it right out of the dumpster? This sounds horrible.

[–]Mmm_Creepers -1 points0 points ago

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Do they serve it right out of the dumpster?

Yours don't?

[–]kingsal 8 points9 points ago

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You may have Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

[–]truthjusticeUSAway 3 points4 points ago

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wouldn't this be when you walk OUT of the McDonalds?

[–]Anonymous3891[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Coincidentally, I went to McDonalds for the first time in at least 6 months on Tuesday because it was getting late and I really, really wanted their fries and I got some chicken nuggets to go with it (20pc...when I eat poorly, I go all the way, real badass here). And to my surprise, my digestive tract was actually okay with it.

tl;dr Ate at McDonalds, went better than expected.

[–]Crapaholic 2 points3 points ago

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[–]RobbieGee 2 points3 points ago

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In Norway, this would be you ($5 ~= 30 NOK which isn't enough for any menu)

[–]whitew0lf 1 point2 points ago

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i would've ended it at "when u walk into mcdonald's" ..

[–]TimDave 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe if your intestines are made out of paper.

[–]robeph 1 point2 points ago

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What is wrong with people. I hear from a lot of people I know, people online, etc. They eat fast food and go shit wild. I can eat what the fuck ever and have zero issue. You people need to see a doc.

[–]kakeman987 1 point2 points ago

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The sound of a chocolate shotgun hitting the inside of that bowl echoes through my head.

[–]rcane 0 points1 point ago

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You don't get much for 5 dollars here in sweden at mcdonalds. A Bic mac cost around 8 dollars (that would include taxes and what not). Whats the prices in the states?

[–]choonage 0 points1 point ago

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i get it

mcdonalds = turbolax

[–]SirPanda 0 points1 point ago

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It's usually the breakfast that does it.

[–]surfsean 0 points1 point ago

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That's the morning after cheap schwill beer and more than $5 worth of Taco Hell.

[–]afsdjkll 0 points1 point ago

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You fixed it

[–]vanfanel66 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Nocorras 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah if you have a weak ass stomach.

[–]doombunny0 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he ordered the McLaxatives.

[–]GD0512 0 points1 point ago

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Omg I laughed so hard!

[–]wolfmann 0 points1 point ago

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shouldn't this be White Castle Sliders???

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Samsonite? ha ha, I was way off.

[–]_Error_ -1 points0 points ago

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When you walk into Taco Bell with more than five dollars.
FTFY

[–]maxrosecollins -2 points-1 points ago

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McSquits

[–]totalbollocks 0 points1 point ago

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Big Cack

[–]maxrosecollins 0 points1 point ago

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McTum

[–]SirPanda 0 points1 point ago

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McScat

[–]gangy86 -1 points0 points ago

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McSquits

McShits

FTFY

[–]maxrosecollins 0 points1 point ago

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McRuns

[–]kuba_10 -1 points0 points ago

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Since they lifted prices of hamburgers from 3 to 4 and later 4,50 I don't go there anymore. They need to know the limit.

[–]TheOrigamiKid -1 points0 points ago

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Did no one else interpret this as "the only reason he'd be walking into a McDonald's with more than $5 is if he needed to shit really badly before walking in and McDonalds has a free bathroom"?

Okay...

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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NO. the original was hilarious! This is not a 'fix'!