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[–]nOrthSC 27 points28 points ago

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There's this neat little trick I like to call "don't leave your toddler alone in his room for 6 hours in the middle of the day". Works every time.

[–]all_knowing_fish 1 point2 points ago

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I believe the painting on the dresser represents the parenting of the child's parents

[–]space_paradox 9 points10 points ago

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I guess you could say...

puts on sunglasses

...the shit hit the fan!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[–]RAANT 2 points3 points ago

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looks like a dorm the day after frosh week.

[–]blore40 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Wiredhand 2 points3 points ago

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*run around and throw shit every where

DIE

[–]StankyMung 1 point2 points ago

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Because we all leave our toddlers alone in their rooms.

[–]oboedude 1 point2 points ago

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party hard

[–]NegroAmigo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Agehn 0 points1 point ago

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Outta curiosity, what country do you live in?

[–]NegroAmigo 0 points1 point ago

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America

[–]Agehn 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen chocolate mousse in any sort of packaged form in a supermarket or anything, where'd you get that? Or is it more like a pudding thing?

[–]NegroAmigo 1 point2 points ago

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my mom made it

[–]Agehn 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, that sucks. I guess my only choice now is to find a woman who knows how to make good chocolate mousse. Is your mom single?

[–]NegroAmigo 1 point2 points ago

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haha fortunately she is not.

[–]Agehn 1 point2 points ago

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Fortunately for you maybe. You and your intact family. But what about me? I have no mousse!

[–]KyleMC 3 points4 points ago

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Think that's bad? Check this shit out

[–]IAmTheQ 0 points1 point ago

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That's probably best.

[–]Joeybotv2 0 points1 point ago

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Holy sh-... nevermind.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Rough night.

[–]cyyyyyd 0 points1 point ago

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PARTY HARD!

[–]LeGiioN 0 points1 point ago

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I love those mornings where you wake up in the most odd situations and have no recollection of the night before. This kid knows how to live.

[–]n33dyourlov3 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could up vote this 100 times!

[–]soulfrequencies 0 points1 point ago

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I'm only having surprises.

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

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he just had the time of his life

[–]Caliswift 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm. Never seen this before.

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

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he's pooped

[–]tigersdime 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh. Kids are SO gross.

[–]wallyofwalnut 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap is that shit real?

[–]C0h33d 0 points1 point ago

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My kid used to do that all the time after nap time. He is silent like a fucking ninja. He would wake up 20 minutes after falling asleep, and then smear shit everywhere. I would smell something horrific and go to see him smiling, holding onto his shit like it is a crayon.

[–]Merrena 0 points1 point ago

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My response...

'Oh shit!" Then I noticed...

[–]AllyBeeeee 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD WHY

[–]941626460 -1 points0 points ago

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Party Hard