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[–]VonAether 153 points154 points ago

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Shopped.

Original.

The two weird-lookin' guys in the background are, however, really there.

[–]THEJAZZMUSIC 36 points37 points ago

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That's funny, I came here to say "that's probably the same face he would make if you asked him to autograph anything." Turns out I was right!

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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IIRC, the reason he looks so pissed off there is that that picture was taken shortly after Heath Ledger died, who happened to be a friend of Jack's.

[–]Kiziaru 8 points9 points ago

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I don't want to believe this.

It is too sad.

[–]paranoidbeemer 0 points1 point ago

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Well cheer up, because it doesn't really make sense... he was asked to autograph a pic of himself, not of Heath Ledger.

[–]nilcalion 6 points7 points ago

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To be fair, the guy also has a Shining poster, so it's not like he's trying to be a douchebag or something

[–]ObamaisYoGabbaGabba -2 points-1 points ago

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they used to hang out on a ranch right?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I get it! Because Heath Ledger was in a movie where he played a bisexual ranch hand, he had sex with all his male friends IRL. On a ranch. How clever!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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No he wasn't, he is quoted as being super pissed at Heath for acting out the Joker the way he did, if anything I thought he hated Heath.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He was quoted as being pissed off about them not having approached them for the role. He was quoted as having warned Heath Ledger about the psychological consequences of playing the joker. My google-fu has yet to uncover any supporting evidence for what you've said here.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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They look like crackheads.

[–]Reddywhipt 6 points7 points ago

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My first thought upon seeing them wasn't crack, but "Jack must have been visiting the UK".

[–]Gnurx 5 points6 points ago

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Dammittt. For once I actually had to lol.

Well, another internet lesson learned.

[–]w2tpmf 3 points4 points ago

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Not just shopped, but a repost of a shop of a repost.

[–]honestlydude 1 point2 points ago

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O Noes. My eyes.

[–]President-Nulagi 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Andrew Marr on the right?

[–]FrenchieSmalls 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking more Jason Flemyng.

[–]JayKaos 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, I was trying to remember what the original picture was. Also, never noticed the weird guys.

[–]jascri 0 points1 point ago

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still looks like he's going to murder the person asking for the autograph

[–]fictionalsleep 0 points1 point ago

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It took me a while to figure out that the troll involved was not in fact over Nicholson's right shoulder.

[–]ClampingNomads 0 points1 point ago

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For a second I seriously wondered what he was doing standing next to aerosmith

[–]Xilith117 0 points1 point ago

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The real picture looks more shopped than the new. weird. (and no that isnt sarcasm. dead serious)

[–]JasonUncensored 5 points6 points ago

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I like how the guy in the back on our left looks like an old, bearded-lesbian-version of David Spade.

[–]Semi-Epic 10 points11 points ago

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The McPoyle's would like some milk, please.

[–]th3virus 294 points295 points ago

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[–]evan_ktbd 224 points225 points ago

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I appreciate what you're doing for the greater good of Reddit; however, I've somehow never seen this photo before.

[–]sje46 65 points66 points ago

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Neither have I. Been here 3 years, 75K comment karma. Sometimes you just don't see shit, ya know?

Anyways, even when I do see shit again, i don't complain about it, because I understand that others haven't seen it. Besides, if I liked it the first time, I'd probably like it the second time. I'm old fashioned like that.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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[–]sje46 2 points3 points ago

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If anything, it's a thing to be ashamed of.

[–]JTAC_Sean 29 points30 points ago

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You are not your karma count.

[–]SrsSteel 12 points13 points ago

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His name is Karma Count. His name... is... Karma Count. His name... is... Karma Count! HIS NAME IS KARMA COUNT! HIS NAME IS KARMA COUNT!!!

[–]Karma_Count 16 points17 points ago

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Wow, really? Nobody had this taken already?

[–]kurvyyn 2 points3 points ago

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provided first point to Karma_Count /flex

[–]jsellout 0 points1 point ago

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No one seems to be answering you, so I'll do it. Yes, really. No one had taken it already. You are undeniably the first. Congratufuckinglations.

[–]Gnurx 0 points1 point ago

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Proving that whoever insisted that the letter 'u' be included in the alphabet, did important work on humanity's behalf.

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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Ponypool is fucked.

[–]cavortingwebeasties -2 points-1 points ago

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Her name is Karma Cunt. Her name... is... Karma Cunt. Her name... is... Karma Cunt! HER NAME IS KARMA CUNT! HER NAME IS KARMA CUNT!!!

[–]iamjakt -2 points-1 points ago

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Her name is Karma Chameleon. Her name... is... Karma Chameleon. Her name... is... Karma Chameleon! HER NAME IS KARMA CUNT! HER NAME IS KARMA CHAMELEON!!!

[–]ya_machinu 3 points4 points ago

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reddit gold and green

[–]sje46 13 points14 points ago

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Correct. It is meaningless. Karma count, however, is a pretty reliable indication of how many comments I've made. i.e. tens of thousands. How many comments I've made is a pretty good measure of how often I'm on reddit. I trust you understand my point, right? I'm not bragging.

[–]thecriminalmind 4 points5 points ago*

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Given our comparable account ages the disparity between our karma counts could reflect a flaw in your hypothesis. Viewing without commenting generates no user statistics but we know from submission statistics that the vast majority of views do not come from commenting users.

In light of this i propose that your method is a good at-a-glance one to gauge participation but not activity.

[–]wOlfLisK 1 point2 points ago

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At the time of posting I have 11111 comment karma and have been on reddit for 7 months. Thats roughly 1587 comment karma per month. You have 34 average comment karma per month and sje46 has roughly 1193 per month.

There is a massive disparity between karma-per-month (km-1 ). This makes it a bad statistic to use for comparing activity of different redditors.

[–]rydain 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed. I currently am just shy of 9k, about 8k of which has been accrued over the past... two and a half, maybe 3 months or so.

I post to Reddit usually 3 days out of the week. During office hours.

My posts outside of work are few and far between, since here I can't do anything else to waste time, whereas home I have video games or socializing. But mostly video games.

[–]lahwran_ 1 point2 points ago

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what happens when you compare it to comment frequency? :)

[–]rydain 1 point2 points ago

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Good question. Sadly Reddit doesn't provide us (and by us I mean wOlf because I'm too lazy) with the proper metrics to make that analysis.

[–]SpeaksInFilmQuotes 0 points1 point ago

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Who are you trying to convince?

[–]rAxxt -1 points0 points ago

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I hadn't seen it either. So thank you for not downvoting it so that I could have a laugh.

[–]tony_bologna -4 points-3 points ago

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Sometimes you just don't see shit, ya know?

/top

For all the stuff you missed.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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i haven't either and i wish people would stop bitching about reposts all the fucking time.

[–]xtirpation 4 points5 points ago

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I wish people would stop bitching about bitching about reposts all the time.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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we would stop bitching if people would stop bitching about reposts. see, their bitching is first and ours is a reaction to that.

[–]ShockScapes 0 points1 point ago

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Don't why you're being downvoted. Makes sense to me

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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my previous comment is being upvoted, however.

[–]xtirpation 0 points1 point ago

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There is such a glaring flaw in your logic that there's no possible way you're not trolling.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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not really. see, when i type "i haven't either and i wish people would stop bitching about reposts all the fucking time" that isn't bitching. if i wrote that a thousand times it would be bitching (or even 10 times). but we are about to hit the "bitching" phase of responding to this whole "repost" bullshit, so stay tuned.

oh, btw, it would only be trolling if you thought that bitching in response to bitching was not OK. but let's face it, if no one bitches about bitching, then the bitching will never stop.

[–]xtirpation 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think you're seeing the same flaw as I am.

"we would stop bitching if people would stop reposting reposts. see, their reposting is first and our bitching is a reaction to that."

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago*

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you ever heard of fire being used to prevent forest fires? it is that.

bitching vs bitching.

there isn't anything wrong with reposts (and people need to realize this) because there will always be lots of people who haven't seen it and thus it is still fresh content. so stop bitching about it.

[–]Tortured_Sole 5 points6 points ago

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Likewise. So what if it has been posted before - I've not seen it either so it's new to me.

[–]omnidirectional 1 point2 points ago

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I've never seen this one before either. Nice job listing the previous posts of this image.

Reddit needs a mechanism to merge or reference reposts.

[–]flounder19 -1 points0 points ago

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Except it's not even real. It's shopped. somebody gave him a photo of nicholson as the joker. The face is because it happened right after Ledger died so obviously he was not amused.

[–]signorafosca 0 points1 point ago

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So what if it's not real? Can something not be funny unless it really happened?

[–]funkbitch 1 point2 points ago

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You aren't the only one on this website. Some people have joined recently, and others don't spend every waking hour on here. It saddens me that this makes you so upset you took the time out of your day to do so much work. Downvote and move on if it bothers you.

[–]IheartEconMOAR 6 points7 points ago

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FOR SHAME

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME

[–]ObamaisYoGabbaGabba 1 point2 points ago

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It's new to me, guywithtoomuchtimonhishandsandnoconceptofrealproblems.

[–]iWonderboy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thebeefytaco 0 points1 point ago

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Also it's photoshopped.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]Scorp63 0 points1 point ago

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That's not "memorizing the internet." That's using Karma Decay.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey, look, this guy knows how to use karma decay, isn't he just amazing?

[–]NomadE85 3 points4 points ago

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Thats just the way he always looks.

[–]noizyMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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thats just scary

[–]greenman345 18 points19 points ago

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why so serious Jack?

[–]spartan421 11 points12 points ago

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wanna know how i got these signatures?

[–]verronbc 1 point2 points ago

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My agent waaaas....a drinker...and a fiend.

[–]oaky -4 points-3 points ago

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the joker!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure what the consensus is around this part of the internet, but everyone I talk to seems to be pretty certain that Heath was the best joker. Does anybody else prefer Jack (partially because he's so much truer to the comics)?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I personally do, a few of my friends agree.

Really they just chose different ways to portray the joker.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, absolutely. No denying that Heath was fantastic!

[–]rAxxt 7 points8 points ago

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I hope he begged Nicholson to say that awesome line of his: "why so serious?"

[–]Beakerbite 1 point2 points ago

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All work and no play makes Jack a serious boy.

[–]Pargelenis 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to make this fan disappear!

[–]wick1991 1 point2 points ago

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His face says everything!

[–]GiggityGiggidy 1 point2 points ago

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Be careful, He might make that pen disappear! Oh wait...

[–]scottmforreals 1 point2 points ago

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Golfers get no respect!

[–]MinisterXopher 1 point2 points ago

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oh god.... that LOOK!

[–]wittycommenthere 2 points3 points ago

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Redrum.

[–]nixolep 2 points3 points ago

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shadows are off, still hilarious

[–]WhalesAreScaryAsFuck 2 points3 points ago

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guys in the back...

[–]redditcontrol 2 points3 points ago

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Any asshole can whack on some make up and boom they turn into someone else. It's just a bit of face paint i don't see what the big deal is

[–]SkinnedRat 0 points1 point ago

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This troll has balls of steel.

[–]originaluip 3 points4 points ago

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This Photoshop is relatively well done.

Fixed

[–]wtighe02 1 point2 points ago

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Here's Johnny

[–]Not_Jack_Nicholson -1 points0 points ago

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Can't say I really approve of this. I mean its not like I know the guy or anything <.< but I'd imagine it would make his day pretty unpleasant just a guess though.... >.>

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Fortunately, it's not real.

[–]Not_Jack_Nicholson 0 points1 point ago

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No they guy held up a picture of me as the jok- I mean.....fuck

[–]uber_viking 0 points1 point ago

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briliant

[–]Joe757 0 points1 point ago

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I know that's shopped, but it made me laugh so hard!

[–]gohindha89 0 points1 point ago

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The real question is...who got the last laugh?

[–]AMARSHMALLOW123 0 points1 point ago

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He went to my High School.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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He can't handle the truth.

[–]kwaj72 0 points1 point ago

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somebody find JAck. THat's the best laugh I've had all day!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He doesn't strike me as the type with a great sense of humor.

[–]michallewtak 0 points1 point ago

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A classic.

[–]80sTan 0 points1 point ago

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Their faces are melting.

[–]fastslowfast 0 points1 point ago

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Jack is not amused.

[–]hedeman 0 points1 point ago

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[–]Nukeman 0 points1 point ago

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Jack gets royalties off that movie and all things Batman.

[–]johnstonchron 1 point2 points ago

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thats why all my movies are under ManBat.

[–]DATSOUR 0 points1 point ago

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Heeere's Johnny!

[–]rodeoboy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I love seeing this fake picture again and again.

[–]freeogy 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know if I like this one or the one with Emma Watson's crotch shot better.

[–]tylerriv 0 points1 point ago

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He does not look very pretty, nor witty, NOR GAY!

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 0 points1 point ago

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Are those clay golums in the background? is Jack Nicholson a Diablo II necromancer?

[–]Invisibliss 0 points1 point ago

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"Oh no you didn't"

[–]profiteerer -2 points-1 points ago

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This one's definitely in the running for reddit's most reposted pic. Be back in a minute, going to find a top comment to copy/paste.

[–]wreckleague 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of my favorite photos of all time. I have a giant folder of pictures to make me laugh when I'm feeling down, and this one is first on the list.

[–]johnstonchron 0 points1 point ago

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yeah...to make you...laugh..riiight. i have a folder too for..laughing. i only access it when no one is around and its hidden pretty well...for laughter

[–]whitmell -1 points0 points ago

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You spelled "reposting" wrong

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I don't understand the reference...

[–]WanderingSeeker 0 points1 point ago

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Nicholson played the Joker in the 1989(?) Batman. That's a picture of Heath Ledger, from the recent movie.

[–]Darktidemage -1 points0 points ago

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That is not trolling him.

[–]Corrik -1 points0 points ago

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Old and fake.

[–]furbiesandbeans -1 points0 points ago

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Can someone explain to me the funny part of this? I'm being serious.

[–]gratock 0 points1 point ago

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why so serious?

[–]FLYING_GAY_SHITDICKS -1 points0 points ago

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really should have given him a photo of danny devito instead