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[–]Booshh 25 points26 points ago

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"Like a sprained ankle boy, I ain't nothing to play with"

[–]QuotesCommentHistory 10 points11 points ago

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When I was younger my friend's older brother (11 or 12) was home alone and 3 guys broke in in the middle of the night. He laid there pretending he was still asleep and they didn't see him. Guys got caught robbing another house later that week, all 3 of them armed; probably would've shot the kid if they'd known he was home.

[–]hamsolo 15 points16 points ago*

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I want to know why you typed this in response to Booshh.

edit: whoops.

[–]CMXI 14 points15 points ago

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Look at his username.

[–]snacksident 3 points4 points ago

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I want to know why you didn't bother to read his username.

[–]throwbacklyrics 3 points4 points ago

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Because normally people read the content of people's posts and don't really care about user names. Yes I understand the concept of novelty accounts on Reddit.

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[–]fafafohi 14 points15 points ago

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Your account is annoying

[–]tonywartooth 0 points1 point ago

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Except it didn't originate on Reddit at all. I remember the BOOBIES!! guy from livejournal. Lots of others too. The internet said it'd never forget...

[–]tha_ape 50 points51 points ago

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Relevant Ghostface's review of his album

[–]rentabeard 14 points15 points ago

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As hilarious as that blog is, it's not really Ghostface.

[–]Pandaval9 11 points12 points ago

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._. You just ruined my night.

[–]IamtheHarpy 4 points5 points ago

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I'd been reading that blog for months before I discovered it wasn't actually Ghostface, and when I did, it just absolutely destroyed me.

[–]NrwhlBcnSmrt-ttck 1 point2 points ago

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Damnit.

[–]gorillaprojects 0 points1 point ago

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you just shattered all hope i had in the world. what do you MEAN its not him? people can pretend to be people they arent on the internet?

[–]steelcitykid 23 points24 points ago

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wtfamireading.jpg

[–]shmishshmorshin 5 points6 points ago

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I can't decide which is funnier, his disdain for Wiz or Drake. He had me crying with some line about Wiz and Amber Rose scissoring.

[–]Psygnosis911 10 points11 points ago

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This is pretty much the best thing I've ever read.

[–]RudeDude88 10 points11 points ago

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It was pretty damn hilarious. I was surprised.

Like forreal...after hearin this shit...I wouldnt be surprised if this nigga could pollinate a flower wit his fuckin breath son. Im pretty sure that son gets up in the morning n plays his harp for his cats n then slides down the muthafuckin banister in his satin man nightie n has a full glass of breast milk before he goes to the studio

fucking classic.

[–]Heiwanshang 0 points1 point ago

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they jus flash that muthafuckin vagina spotlight up on the clouds n wait for this nigga to slide down a rainbow witta cape on his back n a tote bag full of sweaters he jus finished crocheting to come save they asses son.

Freakin amazing lol

[–]frtox -1 points0 points ago

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Pardon me son? Word?

[–]CMXI 1 point2 points ago

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That is, by far, the funniest shit I've read in months.

[–]ajr901 0 points1 point ago

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Quite possibly the best thing I have read thus far in my short 19 years of life.

[–]Carrot_Rope 16 points17 points ago

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from Degrassi to Degrammys.

[–]cynthiadangus 3 points4 points ago

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That is degreatest Drake pun ever.

[–]yourgoodnight 3 points4 points ago

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Last name Dysfunction, first name Erectile.

[–]Iamgoofy 18 points19 points ago

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My favorite episode of Degrassi is the one where he couldn't get it up for Ashley. I can't take him seriously as a gangsta rap artist... sorry buddy.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I can't take you seriously because you claimed Drake is trying to be a gangsta rapper... and you spelled it "gangsta"

[–]Psygnosis911 5 points6 points ago

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Most people have no idea how raw, raw can be

[–]MundaneHymn 0 points1 point ago

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Bill! FUCK YEAH!

[–]Kringels 0 points1 point ago

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I woulda shot you in da body!

[–]Iamgoofy 1 point2 points ago

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it's cause I'm hard, like rhianna...

[–]RGT42 2 points3 points ago

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I don't like him much either. But i highly doubt he claims to be in Gangster rap. Because he's far from it.

[–]Iamgoofy 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha exactly! I'm using the term gangsta quite loosely ;-)

[–]GramGuy 1 point2 points ago

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THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

THEY HATIN

[–]terdfergussen 1 point2 points ago

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[–]WarPhalange 4 points5 points ago

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I don't understand this post.

[–]Mechtaco 12 points13 points ago

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Before becoming a rapper, drake was in a canadian show called degrassi. He played a kid who played basketball and he got shot in a later season, leaving him in a wheelchair. I assume that the caption refers to one of his rhymes, just making it about his past experience in show business.

[–]SgtMac02 2 points3 points ago

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The only place I've ever seen this guy is in a Sprite ad where after he says he just isn't feeling it in reference to throwing down some tracks in the recording studio, he takes a drink of Sprite. He them proceeds to separate in panels like a robot and get re-energized and starts rapping the line "Last name 'Ever', first name 'Greatest'..." and it trails off from there.

[–]thinkovertly 0 points1 point ago

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He's in the ad because he's a famous hip hop/R&B artist. The song is one of his most popular.

[–]FeliciaHardy 2 points3 points ago

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He was shot in a school shooting by an outcast who later killed himself.

[–]44problems 4 points5 points ago

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He didn't kill himself. He tried to kill Emma, but Sean tried to wrestle the gun from him and he was killed in the struggle.

[–]FeliciaHardy 0 points1 point ago

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You're right. It's been awhile since I've seen it, and even then I missed that whole buildup.

[–]44problems 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rawrleorawr 2 points3 points ago

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His shirt says, 'i've got five on it.'

Oh Nickelodeon...

What about when that kid impregnates that chick and then gets stabbed?

Or when that guy gets testicular cancer?

My mom used to let me watch this, but she cringed at Boy Meets World and wouldn't let me watch that.

This brings me back to my Stacey Farber virtual love days.

Le sigh...

[–]IronMikeT 3 points4 points ago

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I can't help but read this like he does that soda commercial

[–]MundaneHymn 7 points8 points ago

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[–]RushKah 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah that is from the song "Forever" by Drake.

[–]DaddyDanceParty 3 points4 points ago

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That face just makes me hate him more.

[–]kaos112 4 points5 points ago

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Last name "Allthefuckingtime" First name "Repost"

[–]k4713k 1 point2 points ago

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I refuse to be ashamed for upvoting this. Roll far, roll fast to the front-page.

[–]boilermakermatt 0 points1 point ago

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At least he's got five on it.

[–]Melogrunty 0 points1 point ago

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The show was really predictable.

[–]imagesandkeys 0 points1 point ago

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For the record, he has the badass first name of Aubrey. Every time I see him being all thug in a music video, I just think back and laugh and laugh...

[–]GnarkillXIII 0 points1 point ago

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Oh ya I heard about this, he got hurt real bad. I guess thats what you get when your ego falls on you. But for real I grew up to that shit... and my buddy went to degrassi so thats cool i guess.

[–]marvalas 0 points1 point ago

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I have the same "I got 5 on it" t-shirt.

[–]accio_chocobo 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this before. I'm upvoting it anyway. This is all "Drake" will ever be to me.

Also, do you think he'd be as popular if he went by his real name, Aubrey?

[–]blizzard_man 0 points1 point ago

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[–]2SmokesLetsGo -3 points-2 points ago

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I can't help but read this in autotune.

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[–]throwaway_for_keeps 0 points1 point ago

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I have never seen this before. But I'll save this gif until I see it again.

The torch has been passed.

I will stand vigilant.

Your work is done.

[–]ronbag 0 points1 point ago

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It seems like ANY time drake is mentioned on reddit this image is posted.

[–]NickytheHack -1 points0 points ago

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But then again maybe she wheel

[–]monstrous_moose -3 points-2 points ago

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First name greatest, last name rapist.

[–]dchurch -2 points-1 points ago

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Laughed so hard I could hardly breathe. Thank you!

[–]JakesAddiction -2 points-1 points ago

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Funny as fuck

[–]durpdurpdurp -1 points0 points ago

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Lol. That is all.

[–]MC_BTay -1 points0 points ago

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gets me every fucking time

[–]SteveSeeksArete -1 points0 points ago

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As if he needs more attention.

[–]tokeyoh -1 points0 points ago*

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hahhaha @ the imgur comments.

[–]girlwhodidyourhair -4 points-3 points ago

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Every single time I hear someone talk about Drake I think "He is from a Canadian soap opera for teens and EVERYONE IS BUYING IT!"

[–]GuitarGuru253 -2 points-1 points ago

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My life is complete

[–]DWAAAAAAAAAAM -2 points-1 points ago

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I think he's ridin' dirty

[–]Jorgeen -2 points-1 points ago

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Last name Post, first name Re.

[–]yourpointis -3 points-2 points ago

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Wish he stayed that way

[–]plutPWNium -3 points-2 points ago

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That's Jimmy you fucking retard.

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[–]ronbag 5 points6 points ago

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I litterally saw this exact image a year ago on reddit. keep dreaming

[–]DrEmilioLazardo -1 points0 points ago

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Jimmy Slauson?