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[–]itreallyismyvan 45 points46 points ago

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Soo..... This is my van.

I drove it in high school and some guys painted "FREE CANDY" on the side in shoe polish and my step dad posted a picture on the internet. Google "Free candy van" and it is usually one of the top results. I was parked at my girlfriends house with it because I couldn't wipe it off (ended up using paint thinner) and neighborhood blockwatch came to the door and was like "soo... whats with the van"

The unphotoshopped one was used on jay leno for "So you think your neighbor is a perv" or something similar. I can dig it up if anyone wants to see.

I drove this my soph and jun year in high school. The van is a 1980 ford econoline. It had no seats (it was used as a moving van before I drove it) and had AstroTurf in the back... just a flat floor. I ended up putting a couch back there. It ruled.

[–]itreallyismyvan 8 points9 points ago

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Throw away name. It really was my van

[–]tastytang 5 points6 points ago

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Seems legit.

[–]ObeseSnake 2 points3 points ago

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Your Dad is Bo, right?

[–]itreallyismyvan 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. Creepy!

[–]baderpader 1 point2 points ago

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Actually - The guy that owned the van is on reddit, somewhere. And he has the pictures to prove that he owned the van. I believe one was a Polaroid. The story is similar to what this guy said, but the story is also buried deep somewhere in reddit. You can find it.

I believe in you.

I came in here because either the van was sold again, and the side of it changed. Or the kids that bought the van changed it, and are also redditors.

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, photoshopped

[–]srd178 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this as well.

[–]Bae6[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yo, check above you@itreallyismyvan

[–]jeblis 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if you're legit, but this seems like the original story I heard when it first came out.

[–]Bae6[S] 0 points1 point ago

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That's actually hilarious. What a small world.

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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Pictures of you next to it or I'm calling Bullshit!

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[–]thebeefytaco 1 point2 points ago

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Then why would they make a throwaway account?

[–]Captain_Kuhl 0 points1 point ago

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Or?

[–]Anindoorcat 0 points1 point ago

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...just not sure

[–]notBrit 28 points29 points ago

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Pixels.

[–]90yoboy -1 points0 points ago

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are.

[–]theCHASE 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SniperTooL -1 points0 points ago

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So much pixel

[–]Skyrowind 13 points14 points ago

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The MS paint just makes it more convincing!

[–]Bae6[S] 4 points5 points ago

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It's just a joke...

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[–]Mattron2021 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a word for a joke that isn't funny?

[–]Bae6[S] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Mattron2021 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a joke... That's dead serious.

[–]Bae6[S] -1 points0 points ago

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pffffft..

[–]Mattron2021 1 point2 points ago

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Okay, it's a joke.

[–]doolahan 0 points1 point ago

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Its a pretty bad joke.

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[–]doolahan 0 points1 point ago

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no ಠ_ಠ

[–]AllDizzle 12 points13 points ago

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I see we pirated photoshop recently.

[–]fnupvote89 3 points4 points ago

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Seems illegitimate.

[–]4nonymo 2 points3 points ago

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Protip: Hanna Montana was popular 3 years ago. Justin Beiber draws the numbers now.

[–]vikmaychib 1 point2 points ago

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The driver is pedobear

[–]mcdspanky5 0 points1 point ago

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This guy also steals his little brothers ID to get into 18 and under clubs

[–]slayer8a 0 points1 point ago

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It seemed legit a year ago but now I am growing rather suspicious.

[–]EatBrowniesDude 0 points1 point ago

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This will only work if you want to gather a van full of hippies. Miley Cyrus is the new Bob Marley, mon

[–]MestR 0 points1 point ago

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This looks shopped.

I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

[–]smot -1 points0 points ago

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If this isn't a rape van I don't wanna know what is.

[–]General_Juicebox -1 points0 points ago

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cantstoplaughingnotenoughtimetousespacesbutaparentlyenoughtoaddresstheissue

[–]pitbull2k -1 points0 points ago

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Umm horrible "brush job" in some photo editing app.

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[–]WhalesAreScaryAsFuck 4 points5 points ago

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is that a question? or a statement?

[–]HarmsCore -1 points0 points ago

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Only if free candy is involved along the way.