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[–]anthrax_ripple 185 points186 points ago

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This picture is older and made of more fabricated parts than Joan Rivers, but damn if I don't wish it were real every single time I see it.

[–]jazzhat19 21 points22 points ago

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I know, it'd be awesome to see it happen in a small town over the course of week or whatever

[–]Oraukk 13 points14 points ago

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I know! It's like I'm on shudders EbaumsWorld

[–]CodexAngel 5 points6 points ago

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I completely forgot that site existed. Is it still around? To Google!!

[–]GODDAMNFOOL 15 points16 points ago

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No. Don't. Don't give them traffic. Don't give them ad revenue.

[–]moderate 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder who says that about Reddit?

[–]spiceXisXnice 4 points5 points ago

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4chan.

[–]burnoutspartan 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit? Ad revenue? You're so silly...

[–]WolfTweak 1 point2 points ago

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You have ad block don't you?

[–]aytch 0 points1 point ago

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All the flickering and moving gif/flash ads make the web nearly unusable for me without ad-block.

[–]WolfTweak -1 points0 points ago

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stop using IE then lol, but yea get what you're saying

[–]always_guess_Mary 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid Mary, always thinking non-IE browsers aren't susceptible to anything relatively annoying.

[–]RippedHalo 3 points4 points ago

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Relevant username.

[–]The_Dane 0 points1 point ago

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never utter those wretched words here again

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Do you know a guy named Colonel Ingus?

[–]Oraukk 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah, we go way back

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You will know him the second you get on ebaumsworld.

[–]Oraukk 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, heh I was joking I honestly don't know who that is. Not going near there again, though. That part of my life is over.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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lol why?

[–]Agehn 3 points4 points ago

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I smile every time I see this, and it must be at least a dozen times now. It has something to do with the tone in my head that it reads in.

[–]motorcityvicki 1 point2 points ago

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I laugh every. single. time. I downvote a lot of reposts, but... not this one. Not today.

[–]HerpyMcDerp 22 points23 points ago

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All the photos were taken at exactly the same distance and angle. Thats amazing

[–]elint 2 points3 points ago

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I work IT Security for Our Lady Of Martyrs Catholic Church, and that's the image from our security webcam that we provide to all of the faithful to monitor our church sign. I'm guessing the prod heathens may have a similar security system in-place to monitor their sign. There is church-sign-warfare going on in this town, after all. Regardless of whether their technology is on-par with ours or not -- our dogs and rocks are granted souls. They apparently disapprove. Who do you want to register the eternity of your soul with?

[–]GhostGoku 73 points74 points ago

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You single handedly made Catholicism cool to redditors...... Christmas miracle?

[–]tj8805 34 points35 points ago

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This makes me proud to be a catholic not one of those prods

[–]EmceCocks 14 points15 points ago

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Fuckin' prods. Come here prod, want some cat food??

[–]BlueNotesBlues 3 points4 points ago

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Does Reddit not like District 9?

[–]EmceCocks 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know man! I guess some people didn't get the joke, or just didn't like it..

[–]Why-Guy -4 points-3 points ago

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Hint: It's prawn, not prods

[–]EmceCocks 0 points1 point ago

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o rly?? thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]spiceXisXnice 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot your picture...

[–]Galeshi1 -1 points0 points ago

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I found District 9 to be interesting, but not enjoyable, something similar in feeling to The Road. However, where I can not point out anything specific wrong with the road, I know I hated that... style.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fookin'

FTFY

[–]ghostfacedrilla 0 points1 point ago

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catholics don't believe dogs have souls though

[–]verberat 2 points3 points ago

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Catholics believe that the soul is the animating principle of a thing, so if it is alive, it has a soul. The soul of a man is different, though. Man has a rational soul. This can all be found in Aquinas. Catholics love Aquinas.

[–]ghostfacedrilla 1 point2 points ago

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oooh... i was a Jesuit kid. we didn't like StA

[–]tj8805 5 points6 points ago

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yes we do

[–]ghostfacedrilla 6 points7 points ago

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alright im in

[–]MookyB -1 points0 points ago

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Christmas miracle indeed. I'm a believer now.

[–]SpicySteve 12 points13 points ago

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my local church says "christmas isn't your birthday," I dont think anyone told them it wasnt jesus' either.

[–]supapro -1 points0 points ago

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but it's mine, so why can't I celebrate it? why does the catholic church have to be so mean, all I wanted were some games.

[–]l_thonet 13 points14 points ago

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Do plants go to heaven?

[–]Blunts4eva[S] 22 points23 points ago

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no just rocks

[–]l_thonet 12 points13 points ago

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and dogs.

[–]Kryptonik23 23 points24 points ago

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Catholic dogs* Presbyterian dogs have to talk to their pastor

[–]AlecIsACunt 9 points10 points ago

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Am I on Youtube?

[–]CynicalTyler 0 points1 point ago

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Especially Poochy, the Rocking Dog.

[–]pushlittlekart 1 point2 points ago

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ALL PLANTS GO TO HEAVEN

[–]DownvoteAllTheWorld 0 points1 point ago

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If I was a really good person in life, but I got into a really bad fight and lost my leg, will it be waiting for me in heaven?

[–]theoneiwantedwasgone 5 points6 points ago

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Was your leg good? Or was it just piggybacking on your good deeds?

[–]xcaptnwigglesx -1 points0 points ago

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It did once, against his will, kick a bunch of preschool kids. Then it proceeded to curbstomp the teacher. The rest of his body felt so bad, that he gave the teacher's body a proper burial in several discrete locations.

[–]darkjohnnyboy 0 points1 point ago

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for the last time bart, yes!

[–]DownvoteAllTheWorld 1 point2 points ago

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I knew somebody on here had to like the Simpsons

[–]darkjohnnyboy 0 points1 point ago

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I love the simpsons, i'm shocked no one else got it

[–]DownvoteAllTheWorld 1 point2 points ago

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Same here

[–]Mattador_ 8 points9 points ago

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

[–]KnuckKnuck 11 points12 points ago

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[–]bakester14 0 points1 point ago

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Fantastic.

[–]PMS_Flo 24 points25 points ago

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RE: RE: FWD: FWD: hillarious message I got from aunt flo dollcollector1956@aol.com

[–]italianstallion19 3 points4 points ago

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I really enjoyed this thank you, even the church has a sense of humor. Being a Catholic, I'm glad I'm on the funny side.

[–]pboggler 1 point2 points ago

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Catholic church be trollin'

[–]J_Ringo 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to the Internet... and imgur... and reddit.

[–]jsake 2 points3 points ago

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rocks = animals?

[–]latecraigy 5 points6 points ago

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Pet Rocks!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I love how all of the days have the same exact sky and cropping. That's pretty impressive.

[–]Into_The_River 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, the exchange happened in a matter of minutes. The sign-changers had their work cut out for them. They also made sure to set their cameras up on tripods so it was the exact same angle each time.

[–]conrad141 2 points3 points ago

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I really like how someone set up two camera and didn't move them for days. Along with the cars in the background, and the leaves on the trees.....

[–]kawahc 2 points3 points ago

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[–]crackerz 2 points3 points ago

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catholic heaven - rocks and dogs...probably sofas too, if rocks made it

protestant heave - just a bunch of fools standing around.

[–]zacheadams 6 points7 points ago

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These are (as I had thought previously...) well known fake signs.

Why not just make a rage comic or something?

[–]Blunts4eva[S] 20 points21 points ago

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all the rage comics about reddit being back were taken.

[–]zacheadams 2 points3 points ago

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I hear that good sir, I am sorry for sounding like a dick.

Enjoy a complimentary upvote ^ (on a whole page of posts!)

[–]Blunts4eva[S] 5 points6 points ago

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You sir, are proving redditors can be nice!! As far as me, i am not indeed a sir, but a female, my rage making skills are about as good as my driving skills.

[–]DrJohnBatman 2 points3 points ago

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[–]zacheadams 0 points1 point ago

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My apologies, I used sir as a general internet pronoun.

Howabout mir as in madam-sir? New words are appearing in this here Oxford English Dictionary all the time, perhaps this will be next.

[–]dj_bizarro 0 points1 point ago

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but you sure can make the shit out of a sandwich tho

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[–]DucksEchoes 1 point2 points ago

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You must not have acne.

[–]ChaosDesigned 0 points1 point ago

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Ent Sandwhich making blow job machine? I bet you're swatting the potential suitors off daily with a stick.

[–]Michealxfoo 5 points6 points ago

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Shopped bro.

[–]Blunts4eva[S] 10 points11 points ago

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im not a bro im a fucking hoe.

[–]SemiNormal 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Xhibi 4 points5 points ago

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[–]vexis26 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Interesting but man that guy can talk...

[–]Xhibi 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah. He has some really great points, but his rabble gets to be just a little too much. This is my favorite video of is. I subbed to his channel after I saw this, and 2 weeks later I un-subbed. I may agree with him, but he kind of annoys me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I like how the same cars park in the background of every picture. It's almost like they knew the picture was being taken...

[–]hermionestits 1 point2 points ago

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I don't care that my dad emailed this to me 3 years ago; I still like it.

[–]AC3FACE 1 point2 points ago

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Catholicism: Come for the dog souls, stay for the wine

[–]paralacausa 1 point2 points ago

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Sheep go to heaven

[–]farmersam 1 point2 points ago

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There needs to be something for the Welsh to do up there

[–]vivolorosso 2 points3 points ago

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I think my great grandmother sent me this picture 15 years ago when she first discovered the Internet.

[–]FortBriggs 3 points4 points ago

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Lol still funny

[–]Olmifon 1 point2 points ago

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There was a movie about this. Im pretty sure all dogs go to heaven.

[–]Masturbatingstarfish 1 point2 points ago

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Really this post... again..

[–]amazingmaximo 0 points1 point ago

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Don't give away the punchline in the title, how did you miss that blinging at you?

[–]AcidBurns95 0 points1 point ago

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It sucks its fake, the backgrounds in all the pictures are the same...

[–]modernhero 0 points1 point ago

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old one, but really one of the best ever.

[–]zbrinz 0 points1 point ago

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Man those white and red cars in the background seem to be there everytime they replace those letters...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"If there are no dogs in heaven, then I don't want to be there, either."

I don't remember who said it, but I love this quote.

[–]ErnieDouglas 0 points1 point ago

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If my dogs aren't in heaven waiting for me, then I don't want to go to heaven.

[–]tyrantlytamale 0 points1 point ago

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[–]PukeFlavor 0 points1 point ago

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Just become Episcopalian and take your pet to the blessing of the animals. Heck, just blow off the religion part altogether and meet your Episcopal priest for a round of golf and a couple drinks afterward.
Seriously--we all know animals have souls, but perhaps not enough people know that the Episcopal church is the best way to use church as a social network without retarded Christian bullshit wrecking the atmosphere.

[–]Corcast 0 points1 point ago

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This is old and fake.

[–]greym84 0 points1 point ago

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Peter was the rock so...

[–]Corythosaurian 0 points1 point ago

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RE: RE: RE: RE: CC: RE: RE: RE: CC: CC: CC: CC: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

Dear grandson, you never call. I thought you would enjoy this joke since you never want to go to church with me anymore.
Love, Grandma

[–]Ar71k 0 points1 point ago

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Did you get this from one of your grandmother's chain emails?

[–]rockmongoose 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, what does happen to dogs when they die? I'll be damned if they don't go to heaven. They do a damn fine job of being more moral than human beings most of the time.

[–]CD_Repo_Man 0 points1 point ago

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What would happen to Presbyterian cats?

[–]LetsYouKnowIfRepost 0 points1 point ago

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This sure as hell is. God damn

[–]Jesse-Ray 0 points1 point ago

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Our Troll of Martyrs Catholic Church

[–]Gregoff 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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I just don't care as long as I get my personal heaven I'm alright with that, be it a mock of sovengarde or an eternity of hot pockets and video games I'm fine with it

[–]GayPterodactyl 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't the letters line up with the squares, I wonder

[–]YOU_FORGOT_POLEND 0 points1 point ago

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relevant: I used to have a dog named Beulah.

:'(

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

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Made with a signmaker. I am disappoint.

[–]juggaspartan 0 points1 point ago

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its like if rooster teeths red vs blue had owned red and blue churches

[–]Ktmouse 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to downvote this just because it references something religious. Wait, never mind, I'm not from r/Atheism.

[–]frenkelface17 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Presbyterian, and my church has an entire day each year called "The Blessing of the Animals" where everyone brings in their animals.. and they are blessed.. obviously. But this is still hilarious!

[–]herpin_the_derp -5 points-4 points ago

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Can this image just die already?

[–]Blunts4eva[S] 19 points20 points ago

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when it does it will sure go to heaven!!!

[–]dwhipwhipple -1 points0 points ago

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is this real or photoshop? Photoshop has ruined anything being real for me!

[–]INFEKTEK -1 points0 points ago

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The professional term to describe an image of this nature is "Fake and Gay".

[–]thaspaam -1 points0 points ago

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Fake. I can tell by the pixels.

[–]numeralsandletters -2 points-1 points ago

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[8] Thoroughly entertained

[–]adalab -1 points0 points ago

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I am not a religious sort. I don't have any drive to attend a chuch. But if i did... I would go to the one that believes in doggie heaven :).

[–]Fluroblue -1 points0 points ago

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I barely read it...i was more interested in what the black spot was on the side of the picture

[–]monkeystrudel -4 points-3 points ago

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its funny because as a catholic I can tell you it is defiintly not taught to us that animals have souls.

[–]vexis26 2 points3 points ago

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It's also funny because as a Catholic we're never really taught that animals dont. We miss a lot of stuff that other churches kinda get stuck on...

[–]monkeystrudel 0 points1 point ago

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I would argue against that, I spent my entire childhhod and Catholic schools and was always told they didnt by teachers in religion class.

[–]Polymathic 1 point2 points ago

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You're not kidding. In first grade I was horrified when my teacher, a nun, emphatically disabused me of the notion that dogs got to go to heaven. I'd like to think I don't have a resentment to this day, and mostly don't, but it still seems unjust, if logical within the confines of canon law. Not so sure how it meshes with canine law.

[–]noptotsch -1 points0 points ago

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One of the best!! xD