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[–]suckthisdeth 75 points76 points ago

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you made imgur.com your homepage?

[–]Panuccis_Pizza 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, and that's fucking genius.

Well, genius by my standards.

It's cool, alright man. It's fucking cool.

[–]Brent2828 -2 points-1 points ago

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But don't imgur links expire?

[–]kyleclifton 11 points12 points ago

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They are there FOREVER

[–]MestR 6 points7 points ago

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[–]whowat 6 points7 points ago

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[–]latticusnon 1 point2 points ago

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Not Sandlot. I am disappoint.

[–]DrEmilioLazardo 1 point2 points ago

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That's a pretty handy link to keep around lol

[–]pants_full_of_pants 2 points3 points ago

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no

[–]atlas44 57 points58 points ago

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For the uninitiated, Tubular Granny.

[–]Remnants 15 points16 points ago

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I thought it was a guy.

[–]poop_evaluator 6 points7 points ago

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me three

[–]KifoMungu 2 points3 points ago

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Me four

[–]PATtheBurglar 4 points5 points ago

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Me two....

[–]LocheAndLoad 9 points10 points ago

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Mewtwo

[–]Kubaker1 1 point2 points ago

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Pikachu

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Gesundheit.

[–]redstew -2 points-1 points ago

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Mewfive

[–]Ipanman92[S] 5 points6 points ago

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OMG I LUV DEAD MOW-FIVE

[–]rdouma 3 points4 points ago

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Meow

[–]HoverJet 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]AgeMarkus 6 points7 points ago

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So, it's a tubular trannie?

[–]kittenburrito 6 points7 points ago

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Really? I thought it was obviously an old woman. She's wearing a pink sweater with a sunflower on it!

[–]apsychosbody 5 points6 points ago

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Judging people on their appearances, i see?

[–]princess_shami 0 points1 point ago

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Eloise...

[–]saltrix 11 points12 points ago

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[–]dabezian 44 points45 points ago

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[–]reallivenerd 18 points19 points ago

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What. The. Fuck. My mind has been blown. I was not prepared for that. Dude, seriously, my hands are still shaking.

[–]RadioG00se 7 points8 points ago

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Welcome to the internet.

[–]pandahunter 4 points5 points ago

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my right hand is shaking..

[–]dangerlopez 7 points8 points ago

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wow they really, REALLY got into it there

[–]kukamunga 3 points4 points ago

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Knew what it was. Clicked anyway, obviously.

[–]Inherent0 4 points5 points ago

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I can't stop laughing. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Holy Fuck that is hilarious. Was not expecting that.

[–]SouthernThread 2 points3 points ago

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what is it?

[–]Bart_Mancuso 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ . . . have an upvote

[–]random012345 1 point2 points ago

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WAIT WUT?!

[–]WomenzRightsLoL 1 point2 points ago

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niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]Eleos 1 point2 points ago

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Could someone please elaborate on what the hell I just witnessed? ಠ_ಠ

[–]irjooo 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you. That is my homepage now instead of facebook.

[–]InvisibleIguana 1 point2 points ago

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I will be using this as my home page. Thank you.

[–]greenstonepilot 1 point2 points ago

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my ears ;-;

[–]vaguelyspecific 40 points41 points ago

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This screams Tim & Eric.

[–]CommanderBubbles1 11 points12 points ago

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Anything with old people screams Tim & Eric

[–]HoverJet 8 points9 points ago

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TIM & ERIC!!

[–]nilleftw 6 points7 points ago

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[–]HoverJet 15 points16 points ago

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THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY!!

[–]DrEmilioLazardo 1 point2 points ago

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We can always use more Mitch Hedberg references.

[–]AlterNick 6 points7 points ago

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Desktop wallpaper please.

[–]DerisiveMetaphor 4 points5 points ago

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Made me think of http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.com/

This is what you should set as your homepage.

[–]soulblazer 1 point2 points ago

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Wow i would be perfectly fine seeing this when i die

[–]xxNightfallxx 19 points20 points ago

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For shits and giggles. My kids last year

[–]iamadogforreal 2 points3 points ago

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"Welcome to the internet, you must be this tall to ride."

[–]WomenzRightsLoL 11 points12 points ago

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I made this the homepage as well.... For every computer I touched today.

School computers : 3 Girlfriends computer Garage/shop computer and desktop/kids computer

[–]drewsus 22 points23 points ago

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geez now redditors are claiming to have 3 imaginary girl friends.

[–]WomenzRightsLoL -1 points0 points ago

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No claims of imaginary girlfriends here, just refusal to use proper punctuation when posting comments on reddit. I find things to be slightly more amusing that way.

[–]GNG 2 points3 points ago

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No claims of imaginary, girlfriends here just refusal to use proper punctuation. When posting comments on reddit I find things to be slightly more amusing, that way.

FTFY

[–]drewsus 0 points1 point ago

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oh I know what you meant, but what people mean isn't usually as funny and sometime you get a gem that gets internet mad.

[–]WomenzRightsLoL 0 points1 point ago

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Well now, we surely do not want to get the internet, mad.

[–]drewsus 0 points1 point ago

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haha, no no, not "gets [the] internet mad," but rather the person exhibits the unique logic, language and obsession that is characteristic of someone who is "internet-mad."

[–]InFerYes 7 points8 points ago

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[–]KifoMungu 4 points5 points ago

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Okay, but if you bring me to lemon party, I'll be pissed!

[–]Skizzer 2 points3 points ago

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I see this and think of Reboot, when they surf the net looking for Bob

[–]samebrian 2 points3 points ago

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Can you show me how I can upload it from your website into my hard drive so I can print it with my wireless modem printer.

[–]machine7elves 4 points5 points ago

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is there a single serve website of this?

[–]wanderingotaku 20 points21 points ago

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Not that I can see, but there is this.

[–]roper1 5 points6 points ago

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I had my earphones in on full volume when i clicked the link... Heart attack.

[–]AnOddName 8 points9 points ago

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[–]drewsus 1 point2 points ago

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needs to be centred on a black background

[–]AnOddName 2 points3 points ago

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OKAY DONE USING DEPRECATED TAGS

[–]thefool_onthehill 1 point2 points ago

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And an auto-redirect to Reddit. I'm lazy.

[–]drewsus 1 point2 points ago

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ha, that's a good idea actually.

[–]latecraigy 1 point2 points ago

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Not enough explosions from someone clicking wrong.

[–]twistmental 1 point2 points ago

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I would follow you granny but there is this friendly cartoon bear that says he can show me many wonderful things. Imma go with him

[–]redstew 1 point2 points ago

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At first I thought her arms were in the torso of her sweatshirt, and the sleeves were just dangling, but then I noticed her hands are at the end of the sleeves. Mindfuck.

[–]irjooo 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed so hard at this and checked the arms again.

[–]britaingreen 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Geno098 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bagelofthefuture 3 points4 points ago

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Needs more cats. Anyone good with photoshop?

[–]drewsus 19 points20 points ago

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Nope, no one.

[–]fevareal 1 point2 points ago

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love the way you tell the truth.

[–]Yoblad 2 points3 points ago

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I think OP was joking because old people frequently refer to their desktop wallpaper as homepage and also screensaver. They also refer to the computer itself as their hard drive and their monitor is the modem.

It's computer boggle.

[–]DeMagnet76 5 points6 points ago

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I'm pretty sure the OP actually meant that http://i.imgur.com/7eKut.jpg is his homepage.

[–]Yoblad 1 point2 points ago

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Damn I thought there was a deeper joke there.

[–]maecena 1 point2 points ago

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I will be your host in this wonderful world.

[–]rockstang 1 point2 points ago

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Is that an old woman or Earnest Borgnine?

[–]wittywittakers 1 point2 points ago

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dave?

[–]rockstang 1 point2 points ago

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thats me! Is this Matt?

[–]wittywittakers 1 point2 points ago

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no it's Jay

[–]amontes92 1 point2 points ago

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i'd follow her anywhere.

[–]drewsus 2 points3 points ago

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to bed?

[–]mbillie1 1 point2 points ago

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Your homepage?

[–]ehorgan[!] 0 points1 point ago

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He saw a picture of the Guardian of the Internet. He hasn't actually been greeted by her yet.

[–]mudkipkilla 0 points1 point ago

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in 30 some odd years, that will be the truth.

[–]whackadoo47 0 points1 point ago

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Bob....Bob had bitch tits

[–]mte498 0 points1 point ago

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Me too.

[–]nukezwei 0 points1 point ago

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Silver surfer's grandma

[–]zgh5002 0 points1 point ago

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I will follow you to the end of time, my liege.

[–]yellowledbetter16 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed harder at one of the comments: "I bet she's off to some kind of citrus party..."

[–]WeedScientist 0 points1 point ago

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'I followed her to a Michaels in central Idaho' HAHAHAHAHAA

[–]joeybrill 0 points1 point ago

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Could somebody make her levitate with Jetson's noise?

[–]Them1stocles 0 points1 point ago

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you know that heaving one does when one is trying to stifle a very powerful laughter? i'm doing that right now

[–]Methadose 0 points1 point ago

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And here is the best of both worlds: Chrome Feature

[–]Userdenied 0 points1 point ago

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Not homepage worthy, but wallpaper worthy for a few days for sure!

[–]insomniasystems 0 points1 point ago

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If I had IE I would do that just incase some idiot used it on my computer instead of Chrome or Fire Fox...

In fact, I think I will do this every time I encounter IE...

[–]uRprobablyagay 0 points1 point ago

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I wish that guy was my Grandpa.

[–]drewsus 5 points6 points ago

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but instead she is your Grandma.

[–]OMFGrhombus 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ipanman92[S] 1 point2 points ago

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My name's....not..."myeeem".

[–]irjooo 0 points1 point ago

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what did I just watch? and why do I feel like making a video for my future grandchildren?

[–]nesquiksand 0 points1 point ago

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I posted this in a comment a while back and I got downvoted to hell

:( okay...

[–]mrkarazy -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]sadhandjobs -1 points0 points ago

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The fuck?

[–]Xiaomao2063 -1 points0 points ago

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What is the actual URL for this? I want to make this the homepage on my friends computer XD. (if there is a URL)

[–]atimholt 0 points1 point ago

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You can just use the literal url the link is pointing at. Either right click the title above and select “copy link location”, or click the link and select and select and copy the contents of your address bar.

[–]Xiaomao2063 1 point2 points ago

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OH, thanks :P. Stupidity has struck again.

[–]mr_jim_lahey 1 point2 points ago

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What if...there is no URL?? THE HORROR!!

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[–]drewsus 2 points3 points ago

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You should ytmnd it.