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[–]daluvmonkey 122 points123 points ago

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treat yoself!

[–]theJBRoss 27 points28 points ago

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Is he eating soup on a bench?

[–]GingerOffender 24 points25 points ago

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[–]dhaugen 1 point2 points ago

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thanks guys i really needed this

[–]interzil 454 points455 points ago

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'bout to order dat McGangBang.

[–]tylerfulltilt 221 points222 points ago

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AND A MUHFUCKIN MICKFLERRY.

[–]Benassi 36 points37 points ago

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FOR FREEE

[–]Nefariousmg 18 points19 points ago

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with some waffle fries and a dr. pepper

[–]Benassi 7 points8 points ago

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and yo v card

[–]TheDearHunter 8 points9 points ago

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I got muh nut.

[–]Nefariousmg 6 points7 points ago

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but but...you just nutted....BITCH DON'T SASS ME

[–]IamEpiblast 1 point2 points ago

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BITCH DATS JUST MY B O

[–]Bovice1 2 points3 points ago

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AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, ILL KILL YO ASS

UNFORGIVABLE!

[–]joeyxl 2 points3 points ago

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Went to Sliver ball

[–]Nefariousmg 3 points4 points ago

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bitch I coulda swore YOU AIN'T NO NERD

[–]emerpus 1 point2 points ago

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Can i get a water cup? DR PEPPER, DAWWG.

[–]Paxman94 39 points40 points ago

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Mick Flerry would be such a hilarious name.

[–]grimby4444 29 points30 points ago

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Uhh one Rick Flairy please.

[–]aidanpryde18 10 points11 points ago

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What kind would you like, Oreo, Butterfinger or...

Oops

[–]Seangonzo79 2 points3 points ago

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What flavor, we have sixteen kinds of world championship caliber ice cream. WOO!

[–]tom-tom94 4 points5 points ago

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Rick Perry.

[–]Sweddy 3 points4 points ago

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MOFUGGIN'

FTFY

[–]jeffesaurusrex 2 points3 points ago

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Try it with both sandwiches plain, add big mac sauce and lettuce only.

[–]AngryBadger42 4 points5 points ago

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Gimme 5 gallons of dat purple drink

[–]joforedditin 5 points6 points ago

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It's purple drank, bitch, not drink. DRANK!

[–]TheNativeRaver 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, try it before you try to talk shit. (I prefer the spicy chicken)

[–]bakuretsu 148 points149 points ago

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[–]DireBaboon 10 points11 points ago

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Not anymore, their shit is getting expensive

[–]tetsuo9000 2 points3 points ago

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Yah, they raised their prices. My total is usually $6-8. If I hit $6 on Mcdonalds, it's because I ordered some extra special item like an apple pie.

[–]gfixler 16 points17 points ago

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I'm usually around $20 at Taco Bell.

[–]dogpaddle 29 points30 points ago

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got

damn

fuck

what

[–]Oscar_Rowsdower 8 points9 points ago

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dogpaddle is either getting mad high or crazy drunk!

[–]Ran4 1 point2 points ago

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A McDonald's meal for me is about $10-$12. Living in a top modern country with fair wages and taxes ftl :(

Getting a bunch of cheeseburgers is really a lot smarter than buying the meals.

[–]pr1ntscreen 1 point2 points ago

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Big mac meal here is $10 alone. When I order it's easily 16-17 dollars. I weigh 65kg, male.

[–]Cobek 63 points64 points ago

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And when you walk out...

Damn. There isn't a "Gonna have diarrhea" gif.

[–]zgh5002 24 points25 points ago

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[–]MrMackay 11 points12 points ago

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How did you get me on film?

[–]srd178 2 points3 points ago

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Because you are in a TV show called South Park, mmkay?

[–]malenkylizards 52 points53 points ago

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[–]sexybobo 47 points48 points ago

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Strange the blood usually gets off on the second floor.

[–]matdavlou 10 points11 points ago

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This is indeed a disturbing universe.

[–]MrHorseWithNoName 2 points3 points ago

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What are donuts?

[–]Bandit1379 4 points5 points ago

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He said Taco Bell, not Chipotle.

[–]ItzDaWorm 11 points12 points ago

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ummm VERY NSFW

[–]tinycookie 6 points7 points ago

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What the fuck.....

[–]gunshine 4 points5 points ago

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It's always fucking Japan! I dont even know why I'm surprised! what the fuck do they do over there?!?

[–]SouthernThread 2 points3 points ago

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fuuuuck i want to click on it so bad, but im in a room of like 50 poeple

[–]tHeSiD 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]NekkidSnaku 1 point2 points ago

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lolwat

[–]GalacticOverlord 4 points5 points ago

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Can we get a gif of Melissa McCarthy shitting into a sink?

[–]B_S_O_D 9 points10 points ago

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[–]mudmaster 6 points7 points ago

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In my circle of friends, if you went to taco bell and spent less than ten dollars on food for yourself you were to be harshly ridiculed. It's gotten better since we are now in our mid twenties, but for a while there group meals were basically a contest.

Group dates to buffets must have been incredibly embarrassing for our girlfriends. On rare occasions things would get out of hand and someone would over stuff themselves and puke before we made it out of the parking lot.

[–]NX01 1 point2 points ago

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Can't get a steak stack for that.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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He looks unnecessarily upset for a man who is about to have a glorious feast.

[–]yangx 37 points38 points ago

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They never smile, its not in the code.

[–]MrHorseWithNoName 31 points32 points ago

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Just what the hell do you mean by "they"?
ಠ_ಠ

[–]Panu_Magish 15 points16 points ago

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Gangstars. I believe I am pronouncing that right. I tell you, my Ebonics isn't that great so forgive me if I am wrong.

[–]Tentatively_Racist 31 points32 points ago

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Easy guys. Colored people have feelings, too (I assume).

[–]Rzr26 15 points16 points ago

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Wasn't that just one of those movie myths?

[–]Excentinel 2 points3 points ago

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I think Tyler Perry invented that one.

[–]CherenkovBlue 4 points5 points ago

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i love a good novelty acct, even if its underappreciated

[–]MrHorseWithNoName 13 points14 points ago

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Gangstars Gangstas.

I believe I am pronouncing that right. I tell you, my Ebonics isn't ain't that good

so forgive me if I am wrong....bitch!

FTFY

[–]ObviouslyNotTrolling 1 point2 points ago

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G's....

FTFY

[–]WhiskeySeven 1 point2 points ago

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G'z up

[–]ObviouslyNotTrolling 1 point2 points ago

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Ho's down...

[–]darksober 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheRookIsGod 4 points5 points ago

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thats what birdman looks like when he is smiling. legend says birdman is the greatest single player of the worldwide game of "mugging" to ever live.

[–]RobotsRaaz 37 points38 points ago

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In Australia that will get you about three fifths of sweet fuck all. Maybe a cheeseburger with no sides.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 6 points7 points ago

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Indeed. Five dollars in Denmark would literally yield 2½ cheeseburger, and according to friends who've been to the States, ours are smaller.

[–]RobotsRaaz 3 points4 points ago

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Very true. When I was in the States I kept making the mistake of asking for large sized meals. Our large size drinks here in Australia are about the same size, if not smaller, than the mediums in the US.

[–]yourcool 35 points36 points ago

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*Insert Birdman's bird call here *

(For those whom don't know, Birdman is a nickname of the gentleman depicted in the animated .GIF of this submission. He has a signature 'bird call' sound he makes that sounds like a pigeon's. More information about the call, along with a 'how to' guide can be found here.)

[–]crumblekins 33 points34 points ago

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http://therapboard.com

Birdman call on demand, in addition to a number of other rapper's catchphrases.

[–]friendlyaussie 1 point2 points ago

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That is so awesome. I especially loved Birdmans "Cash Monay"

[–]milleniamisc 1 point2 points ago

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Holy SHIT. Waka Flocka's first one is the fucking greatest.

[–]WhiskeySeven 1 point2 points ago

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If you alternate between DMX and Birdman you can recreate the sounds of Michael Vick's summers.

[–]branespload 11 points12 points ago

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brrrrrrrrrr

[–]holycrapitstony 3 points4 points ago

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One could mistake this for Gucci.

[–]branespload 7 points8 points ago

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that's burrrr isnt it

[–]somedelightfulmoron 1 point2 points ago

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I just ran out of air...

[–]whoblowsthere 1 point2 points ago

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That's lil wayne's dad, yo. Well adopted dad, but whatever.

[–]wildfyr 15 points16 points ago

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Make it rain on them cashiers

[–]suckthisdeth 56 points57 points ago

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[–]Smurf06 4 points5 points ago

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the birds are what did it for me.

[–]shung 1 point2 points ago

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and that face

[–]sitruss 1 point2 points ago

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BIRDMANNNNN

[–]synerrgy 65 points66 points ago

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That was a strong lol.

[–]TheZUL 49 points50 points ago

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In Canada even the 6pc McNugget meal costs more than $6... To make me have that reaction I'd need the $10 for the 20 nuggets, and a big mac combo ($8-9).

Oh McDonalds... I remember when your shit was <$0.50

Going to the local family-owned restaurant that sells AMAZING & large greek lamb/chicken wrap things for $3 each though...

[–]Cobek 50 points51 points ago

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Wat?

In America we had 50 chicken nuggets for $10 going just recently. I'm so, so sorry.

[–]sexybobo 15 points16 points ago

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$14.99 50 chicken nuggets 2 large drinks and 2 large fries was the deal around here. Can still order it to just not advertised. Also 10 piece mcnugget is $4 while a 20 piece is $5.

[–]Capuchoochoochino 24 points25 points ago

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Wow. I know the whole "why americans are fat" angle has been beat to death, but jesus christ. I thought it was cheap up here for goodness sakes.

[–]tyrghast 5 points6 points ago

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Oh sir if you arent in the south you have no idea. Generations of fatties

[–]MAC_TRUCK_HITS_BABY 1 point2 points ago

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It's a very real fact nowadays that it is cheaper to eat fast food than to cook most meals. Obviously, there is some exception, but most low income (not dirt poor, barely surviving) are eating McDonalds and shit.

[–]AngrySnake 1 point2 points ago

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It's not like when home they're eating steamed vegetables and cedar planked salmon either. It's mostly hamburger helper or mac and cheese. Both made with sticks of cheap margarine.

[–]rare_green_mullet 1 point2 points ago

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There's also a 20piece 2 large fries 2 large drink meal that isn't advertised I think.

[–]Dan_Tha_Man 1 point2 points ago

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Yep there is, I just ordered that recently, got it with my brother.

[–]yelawolf 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah our "dollar" menu costs 1.40$ a piece where as yours is, as it's namesake says, a dollar. Sad state of affairs considering the value of the canadian dollar compared to the american. McDonald's is getting away with murder in Canada, and by murder I mean getting away with 40 cents.

[–]EricWasAnHero 7 points8 points ago

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minimum wage is approximately 40 percent higher in canada

mcdonald's hires minimum wage workers

edit: not quite 40 percent but still a significant hike, i'd assume there are other costs associated with operation in canada that account for this price difference though

[–]ashamanflinn 5 points6 points ago

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Dude seriously? Not in Washington state

[–]Cobek 4 points5 points ago

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Oregon resident here. Well, I guess it was a year ago roughly. I forgot it was only around for 2 days seeing as it seemed everyone in my dorm bought one per person.

[–]bbyw 2 points3 points ago

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As a Canadian, I was always confused about Americans complaining about McDonald's being poor people's food.

When I was growing up I considered it a treat. After I realized how cheap they are down south, they started to taste worse.

Ethnic joints here are cheap and delicious though.

[–]HeyCarpy 1 point2 points ago

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Hell yes. Would I rather a Big Mac meal for $10 or pay $10 for a plate of curried chicken and veg? Fuck it, make that $15 and I can warsh it down with a bottle of Vietnamese beer.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You can still get 3 McDoubles or junior chickens for under 5 bucks.

[–]vagrantwade 5 points6 points ago

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Mcdoubles are 99 cents here.

[–]EmperorSofa 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah tell me about it, a whole pizza from little Cesars is like 5.40. Easily feeds three people.

[–]redcube85 35 points36 points ago

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Well sure, but some people want more than just vegetables.

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 1 point2 points ago

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Go up north in Ontario (Orillia and up) and the Hot-n-Ready Pepperoni costs $5.99.

[–]jooes 2 points3 points ago

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Orillia is "up north" in Ontario? Since when?

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 1 point2 points ago

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Since the Ontario Redditor's Consensus of 2010.

But seriously, it's damn weird that the price of the Little Caesars pizza goes up the more north you go from southern Ontario.

[–]rednecktash 1 point2 points ago

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how many inches is the pizza? i take on a whole large pizza by myself pretty readily and am still quite hungry afterwards if it's anything but.

[–]TheNativeRaver 2 points3 points ago

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A large 14” pepperoni pizza

[–]rednecktash 1 point2 points ago

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feeding 3 people? where does sofa live, in a concentration camp?

[–]airp0rt 1 point2 points ago

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Easily feeds... myself.

[–]sarcastic_smartass 7 points8 points ago

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Canada needs to raise the minimum wage so more people can afford that.

[–]jooes 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't that just raise the prices too?

[–]rednecktash 2 points3 points ago

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oh mmm nothing like a lamb gyro...

[–]guyguy23 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to post some Canadian prices as well... I get the Mcchicken when I go..

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

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The other day I grabbed some snacks for a few friends before watching the game: 20 chicken nuggets, 3 large fries, 6 mcmini sandwiches. Pretty simple stuff right?

More than $40 bill. Not the end of the world, but I thought McDonalds was supposed to be cheap.

[–]Cyanr 7 points8 points ago

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Someone repost the .gif with Morgan Freeman + KFC

[–]drquibley 24 points25 points ago

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[–]phenri 16 points17 points ago

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Young rich and famous, wit money hangin out the anus

[–]mynameisgoose 2 points3 points ago

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[–]nahdude3 6 points7 points ago

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IM A MCDONALD'S DOLLAR MENU MILLIONAIRE

[–]Le_Bacon 3 points4 points ago

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"Imma do sometin you ain't Neva seen befo!"

[–]Godspiral 6 points7 points ago

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I think it was one of the barenaked ladies band members who when asked in an interview what their new-found success meant..."when I go to taco bell now, I skip over the 79cent menu and go straight to the 99cent menu"

[–]Flawse 5 points6 points ago

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Oh.. what a great feeling..

[–]zeixin 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I seldom go to McDonald's or Taco Bell or whatever, and I'm always fucking amazed how much food 3 bucks, 5 bucks, or 10 bucks can buy you. 10, and you're stuffed to the point of exploding at McDonald's and have already exploded at Taco Bell.

[–]Jimmyup 4 points5 points ago

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Just imagine the calorie counts, 10 dollars gets me three times gives me three times by recommend caloric intake for a day.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, the glory.

[–]Secrete_Persona 4 points5 points ago

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............I leave and eat somewhere else.

[–]cowhatermn 4 points5 points ago

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you turn into a black guy with cold hands

[–]grodasy 9 points10 points ago

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You be lucky to get anything at a McDonald's in Australia for $5

[–]beebeedoom 3 points4 points ago

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But isn't your min wage like double ours?

[–]grodasy 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know about double, but it is a bit more. However in the last 6 months McDonalds has had several drastic price increases. 6 months ago a cheese burger was $2 and now it's $2.50.

[–]spattem 10 points11 points ago

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As a college student, thats how I feel when I walk anywhere with more than 5 dollars.

[–]Ramaon 7 points8 points ago

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As a full time worker, this is also how I feel when I walk anywhere with more than 5 dollars.

[–]f0xpuppy 1 point2 points ago

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Never truer words spoken!

[–]GrinningPariah 2 points3 points ago

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Same is true for 7-11.

[–]crazedcanuck 2 points3 points ago

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You must be American.

[–]dljens 5 points6 points ago

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at least pick a different title when you repost

[–]SPacific 4 points5 points ago

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[–]fujioshiruth 3 points4 points ago

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Is Aus you need $10 unless you want a happy meal. Luckily, happy meals rock.

[–]PyrusFTSC 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 25 and I still ask for the toy no matter what it is. ;)

[–]fujioshiruth 1 point2 points ago

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They always skimp on the toy with me ! I'm 18 and 5" tall. I look enough like a child to get a damn toy. :(

[–]KRATOSBRAH 3 points4 points ago

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We finna eat real good shawty

[–]Doc88 1 point2 points ago

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For reel tho.

[–]harrythebau5 1 point2 points ago

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I hear ya buddy

[–]Admiral_Cheese_Balls 1 point2 points ago

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I'm scared.

[–]luek 1 point2 points ago

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i feel like this is quite relevant

i also hate the lack of 1 page

[–]Radioheadless 1 point2 points ago

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best post I've seen all day

[–]Baraka_Bama 1 point2 points ago

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In NZ you can't even get a Big Mac for $5 anymore.

[–]PyrusFTSC 1 point2 points ago

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Not in Australia my friend. :(

[–]dmtry 1 point2 points ago

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A few months back my McD was selling big macs for $0.55 each so i ate 5 for lunch. Never again.

[–]DamnSpamFilter 1 point2 points ago

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Not if your in Australia

[–]Robinson777 1 point2 points ago

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my town doesnt have a mcdonalds :(

[–]lozdogz 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, I'm assuming this is a US post (Aussie here). Can you really buy heaps of stuff from McDonalds for just over $5? Over here, you can just scrape a small quarter pounder meal for $7 I think. McFlurries (oreo McFlurries rest their souls) are about $3.25.

[–]aphrael 1 point2 points ago

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As an Aussie who just moved to the US, it is un-fucking-believable how cheap McDonalds is here. They have McChickens for $1! Two baked pies for $1! It's ridiculous. They also have 20 nuggets for $4.99 and you can get them with fries and a coke for $9.99. Plus their drinks are like twice the size of Aussie drinks, too.

[–]striata 1 point2 points ago

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In Norway, five dollars will fetch you a half Big Mac menu.

[–]Genericwizardguy 1 point2 points ago

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As an employee who gets half price, you have no idea how bat-shit crazy I can go with 10 dollars.

[–]gurutea 1 point2 points ago

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meme commercials. The new advertising gimmick

[–]therealflinchy 1 point2 points ago

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australia maccas sucks ass. they don't do mcdoubles any more. cunts.

[–]HairlessSasquatch 1 point2 points ago

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Everything in McDonald's is like $9 now and nuggets meals are roughly $34.22 with a side order of your left dick

[–]fizzybubbler 1 point2 points ago

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You're lucky. In most of western U-rop, 5$ is just enough for the cheapest menu. :/

[–]prettygoodfixie[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Out of interest, how much does a 'normal' sized Big Mac meal, for example, cost in America? You need more than $5AUD (which is pretty much on par with USD at the moment) to get even a pissy small meal in Australia :-( That shit be expensive dawg.

[–]AlexDB 1 point2 points ago

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beleh dat yung money $$$ 100 hunnid rich blood bout to feast nahmean

[–]GetStapled 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like this also belongs in r/trees

[–]DocKrieger 1 point2 points ago

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'Bout to make it rain.

[–]Hollatchaboi 1 point2 points ago

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OMFG! This made me laugh soooo hard!!! I still can't stop laughing! Hahahahahaha!!!!!

[–]rdeari1 -1 points0 points ago

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This is silly.

Black people don't have five dollars.

[–]White_Racist 13 points14 points ago

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As a certified expert in this area, that is true.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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per the Bell Curve

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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yes

[–]iamkuni 0 points1 point ago

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mula crazy.

[–]Tulki 0 points1 point ago

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Damn. I have exactly five dollars.

[–]Mr_Avalanche 0 points1 point ago

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Dont you mean taco bell?

[–]TheAnnoyingLife 0 points1 point ago

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That's me.

[–]XplodingTACO 0 points1 point ago

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Burrrr what happend to them fries

[–]delti90 0 points1 point ago

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I relate to this far more than is healthy.

[–]gweilo 0 points1 point ago

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I live in Hong Kong and we have the cheapest Maccie Ds in the world. 5$ pfff, that's a weeks worth of lunches.

[–]Jalopie 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know the rest of the world knew of the McGangBang?! I'd always thought it was a regional thing

[–]seare 0 points1 point ago

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I remember back in the day when they had 2 big macs or quarter pounder for $2.

[–]Zmayne 0 points1 point ago

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Not in Canada.

[–]adriens 0 points1 point ago

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Value meal shit is under 2$ bro that's where its at.

[–]hanahou 0 points1 point ago

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$5 in Hawaii? Bwahahahahahahah

[–]Buck_Choklit 0 points1 point ago

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Where is this from?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Birdmam stay rubbin hiz hands toghether.

[–]ohshitimincollege 0 points1 point ago

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awwwww yea

[–]YayYee 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad a number 1 comes out to like $7 bucks in Cali.

[–]thefool_onthehill 0 points1 point ago

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So sad when they ended the $1 any size soda promotion... i crie evrytiem i got 2 mick donald's.

[–]burtwonk 0 points1 point ago

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That made me literally BURST out laughing. Perfect title for that gif.

[–]not_AIDS 0 points1 point ago

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First thing on reddit that has ever made actually laugh out loud.

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

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Aw yee bro I know that fucking feeling right there

[–]realninja 0 points1 point ago

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REAL FUCKIN BUP

[–]SirSnickers 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly none of you fellas live in New York.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Unless you go to a LA Kings game where I shit you not, to add a side of fries and a drink to your meal is $5.75.

[–]maverick_adam 0 points1 point ago

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I use my debit card and get this feeling every time. Then again, I'm from Canada, we practically need an Amex to go to McDonald's compared to the US

[–]agbuism 0 points1 point ago

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"Stuntin' with them paper plates"

[–]mjc1027 0 points1 point ago

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You mean FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS?....you can buy 4 McDoubles with that kind of money, I can only dream of such riches.

[–]theloweraverage625 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this exact same post on r/GIF...hope its just the same redditor.