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[–]s4g4n 72 points73 points ago

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[–]BDaught 12 points13 points ago

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This is going into the collection.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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it was gone!?

[–]Theropissed 2 points3 points ago

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HOW MANY DOES HE HAVE ON?!

[–]laddergoat89 -3 points-2 points ago

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How many men has Chuck Norris killed?

That many.

[–]Der_Nailer 2 points3 points ago

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[–]s4g4n 0 points1 point ago

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thanks, now I know.

[–]original_scent 0 points1 point ago

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That's pretty good

[–]Lohengren 58 points59 points ago

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[–]roboticjesus 61 points62 points ago

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[–]razorsheldon 27 points28 points ago

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[–]friendlyaussie 3 points4 points ago

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My lord...

[–]Bapoos 1 point2 points ago

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Aaawwww... :( I was hoping she was going to make a big jump in the last part. :(

[–]clesthyra 73 points74 points ago

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[–]greath[S] 45 points46 points ago

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[–]MntnDw 50 points51 points ago

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[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 7 points8 points ago

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[–]stevenconrad 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Cdf12345 1 point2 points ago

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Professor Cligoris?

[–]TheIceMachine 24 points25 points ago

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[–]TheGreatPastaWars 15 points16 points ago

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[–]itsamario 4 points5 points ago

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What show is this? That is the 2nd time i've seen her on here and now I am interested. First time was she moved her hand down to change her facial expression.

[–]gumgooki 11 points12 points ago

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Community.

[–]greath[S] 9 points10 points ago

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That's Allison Brie from the show "Community". It's hilarious and she is very hott.

[–]xebo 2 points3 points ago

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Welp, it's about that time. Be back in 10.

[–]learn_after_reading 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]chipolux 0 points1 point ago

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Dear god man, what happened to that link!

[–]learn_after_reading 1 point2 points ago

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Haha.. Was sleepy as shit when I type that. Damn you RES.

[–]amiss 5 points6 points ago

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Community. Watch it!

[–]Mr_Titicaca 3 points4 points ago

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You're not one of us are you?

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

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I just watched that episode, and I don't remember that happening...

[–]HedonismBott 0 points1 point ago

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[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

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Man. Ken Jeong was losing it there. Jeez.

[–]Jazzbandrew 11 points12 points ago

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[–]default_username 4 points5 points ago

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I love when Britta is high

[–]sexpotato 4 points5 points ago

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I found it really cringe worthy and awkward myself.

[–]wild9 2 points3 points ago

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Pizza pizza! Me so hungry!

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah, CityTV! Your Federation Station (or rather, used to be, damn shame).

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[–]C-Effect 5 points6 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Come on, man. Put a NSFW tag with that.

Also, that's f'ing disgusting....

[–]thebballer25 1 point2 points ago

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Would you be so kind to let me know what the link is?

[–]C-Effect 4 points5 points ago

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If my scarred memory serves me correctly, it's a picture of a guy in wolf costume, with the guy having a hard-on poking out of the costume and spewing piss in the air...

http://i.imgur.com/ZNuo0.gif

[–]Muscar -1 points0 points ago

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Nothing about the flight of the concords is disgusting.

[–]Ticking-Bomb 13 points14 points ago

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[–]RedGunner93 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck reactivated you?

[–]blamm-o 4 points5 points ago

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Where's the gif of the otter doing that dance ?

[–]greath[S] 31 points32 points ago

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[–]UnderDogs 7 points8 points ago

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boobs?

[–]greath[S] 19 points20 points ago

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[–]UnderDogs 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect.

[–]K1Kingy 9 points10 points ago

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[–]tarkioslim 0 points1 point ago

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So fantastic!

[–]Metamorphism 12 points13 points ago

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[–]jag0007 17 points18 points ago

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[–]IAmaSwedishfish 0 points1 point ago

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guys... pleeeeaase don't tell anyone I laugh like a girl

[–]tytanium 7 points8 points ago

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That reminds me of this guy.

[–]timelord71 3 points4 points ago

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Oh god It's over, it's finally over...

[–]TheCaptain88 2 points3 points ago

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My face now that finals are over.

[–]LASNews 2 points3 points ago

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One of my fav gifs. I've been looking for it for a while.

[–]UnknownArchive 11 points12 points ago

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[–]ZeppelinJ0 10 points11 points ago

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I'm completely unsure what I think of this.

[–]loose_seal_2 7 points8 points ago

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It means we must beat 1118

[–]BDaught 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit's downtime scrambled all the bots up.

[–]donwilson 1 point2 points ago

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The superscript needs to go.

[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

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Paging Captain Obvious, this is a test to see if the comments work

[–]3h7rt6 1 point2 points ago

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It has been a while since it went down

[–]ChironXII 0 points1 point ago

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Nov 14th, to be precise.

[–]3h7rt6 1 point2 points ago

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you my good sir/ma'am might be an addict.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 0 points1 point ago

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The day reddit went down on all of us. Bless you reddit...you dirty dirty slut.

[–]Suyefuji 1 point2 points ago

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Dat neck...

[–]MKRX 1 point2 points ago

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His head movement seems unnatural...

[–]coffinrehearsal 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god thank you. I have been looking for this gif for like 6 months. You're a hero.

[–]ddshroom 1 point2 points ago

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[–]roses-are-free 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this gif on here so many times, yet it will never get old.

[–]haiku_robot 5 points6 points ago

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I've seen this gif on 
here so many times, yet it 
will never get old.

[–]MsQcontinuum 1 point2 points ago

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I was more like that Kermit the frog video posted earlier... REDDIT IS BACK!!!! http://i.imgur.com/khimm.gif

[–]Incognito_Guy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Mr_Titicaca 1 point2 points ago

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I'm so glad I wasn't here during The Great Blackout. I don't know what I would have done with myself...

[–]Redbox_McFireCrotch 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. He looks exactly like my ex.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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shit almost got me kicked out of the library im laughing so hard

[–]knows_your_name 2 points3 points ago

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Dan?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dan brown

[–]MustStopMasturbating 0 points1 point ago

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10 seconds later

Oop. Down again.

[–]vetcmb 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell happened to you reddit! Because of you I had to pay attention in class today

[–]parsac58 0 points1 point ago

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If only work could have started now, my day would have been much more enjoyable.

[–]Rcp_43b 0 points1 point ago

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Im genuinely terrified of that guy.

[–]freshwest 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one without a fancy .gif?

[–]fico2fico 0 points1 point ago

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Let me see your war face!

[–]Derpasaurous 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I felt when I got my Thinkgeek package in the mail of gifts and goodies

[–]R04CH 0 points1 point ago

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this is literally the hardest i've laughed on reddit in a long time

[–]tbss153 0 points1 point ago

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I enjoyed watching that way to much.

[–]LonelyShamrock 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit is back? Nice! Oh wait...

[–]x3r0h0ur 0 points1 point ago

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GIF WITH AUDIO! HOW?!?

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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Even when it goes down on me, I'm somehow unsatisfied.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love how the quality of gifs have gone down so much because of all the re uploads and compression.

[–]pheffner 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like Ed Grimley.

[–]eleventhourcamber 0 points1 point ago

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WOOO!

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

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One of my all time favorite gifs xD

[–]ArmoredFan 0 points1 point ago

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Show me your war face!

[–]TheStentch 0 points1 point ago

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see that eyeball thing he does at the very end? he went mental. if you ever are in an argument especially a stranger and they do that either shoot them first or disengage.

[–]YipYip_Oppa 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I can actually hear him saying "YEAAAAH" in my head.. weird.

[–]octopus1138 0 points1 point ago

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That's a pretty sweet looking poster though.

[–]seedywonder 0 points1 point ago

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Abed from Community?

[–]HellGaBho 0 points1 point ago

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hahah nèlkul means "in the ass" in my dialect

[–]kidt82 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm, hungarian tv channel.

[–]AngryMogambo 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is the best GIF. Its saw Raw, intense. I love it.

[–]futurezookeeper 0 points1 point ago

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Giggles. Every single time.

[–]intortus 0 points1 point ago

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Invisible penis?

[–]BDaught -1 points0 points ago

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This was the first result for invisible penis.

[–]AlbinoAJ -1 points0 points ago

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hahaha

[–]sbrbrad -5 points-4 points ago

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And the best part? r/atheism is once again hidden from the front page since I can be logged in now!

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[–]Mr_Titicaca 0 points1 point ago

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4chan is like the herpes infested myspace of reddit.

[–]RawrRevenge 1 point2 points ago

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everything i see on 4chan pops up on reddit, then it goes to funnyjunk, then it goes to tumbler, then it goes to facebook, back to r/athesim. then somewhere in the gutter of shit. ebaumsworld.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly. Just like the ladies of myspace.

[–]Bramsey89 -1 points0 points ago

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Yet here you are, looking back.

[–]BajaBlaster -1 points0 points ago

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i approve

[–]Sexybeast- -2 points-1 points ago

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No that's just me playing Mount & Blade.