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[–]Stumbling_Sober 213 points214 points ago

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The kind of porn I watch is disgusting even without the scars.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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Go on...

[–]HermanCandyCain 86 points87 points ago

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One Man One Jar. Is that too popular? The sequel, One Man One Screwdriver is much worse. Three men, one screwdriver/hammer is pretty much the worst thing I've seen on the internet that isn't porn related.

The worst thing I ever saw in respect to "porn" was a woman fucked by a horse, and then after the horse blew it's load in her, she squirted it out into a jar and then drank it.

I've seen Japanese girls inserting live eels into their assholes until they couldn't hold the volume anymore, then projectile pooping them out. As if that wasn't already gross enough, just imagine the looks on these girls' faces as they feel live eels writhing around in their colons.

A couple shoots and kills a bear in a tree, and then they have sex on its still-warm corpse. No embellishment, seriously, that's what happens.

I saw a supposed french snuff film once. It was a copy of a copied copy of a vhs. I just remember girls shackled to a wall, and tied to chairs, and the crazy guy doing a double foot stomp on some VERY late term pregnant woman's belly, and seeing a lot of fluid come out, and it looking pretty legit.

And then I remember some video of a guy sticking his bald head into a womans cunt. I'm sure it was fake.

[–]TheFlyingSuchness 138 points139 points ago

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...and I'm done with the internet for the day at 7AM

[–]HermanCandyCain 50 points51 points ago

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wait come back, I have more if you want.. I need a someboooooody. seriously guys...

[–]MardukSlayerOfTiamat 18 points19 points ago

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Link me to the bear video.

[–]HermanCandyCain 34 points35 points ago

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http://shakethatbear.com/video.html

Sick fucks. I am not a member of PETA and I eat meat. They just shot that bear for the fun of it and just let dogs tear it up. Fuck those people, I hope karma comes back with a fucking vengeance. I would love to capture everyone involved in this movie and put them in a cage with hungry bears and pull up a chair and some popcorn.

[–]CryptographicCracker 20 points21 points ago

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Link me to everything else

[–]HermanCandyCain 17 points18 points ago

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One Man One Jar: http://www.1man1jar.org/

One Man One Screwdriver: http://jallen285.blogspot.com/2009/05/1-guy-1-screwdriver.html

Three men, one screwdriver/hammer: http://www.bestgore.com/tag/3-guys-1-hammer/

Someone get the rest for me. I have received some of that same vitriol simply because I am running for the Republican nomination as a conservative. So it's just brainwashing and people not being open minded, pure and simple.

[–]solarnexus 21 points22 points ago

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I made the mistake of watching Three men, one screwdriver/hammer and now I need a hug.

god damnit.

[–]MardukSlayerOfTiamat 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck. Fuck man not cool. It's my fault for asking but fuck man. Damnit. I'm gonna cry.

[–]ThrowawayParma 3 points4 points ago

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Most of what he mentioned are viral porn. Just random videos found on video sharing sites.

NSFW links:

efukt.net - one guy one jar origin inhumanity.com - other crap heaven666.org - has eels and the bald head deviantclip.com - lots of domination videos motherless.com - specifically for the horses

/throwawayaccount

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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most of those other ones are fake/extremely rare examples

[–]DaCeph 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure they're all real.

[–]Slownique 0 points1 point ago

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Yes please. I'm curious about the eels. But hammers made you wtf so I def want to what the fuck too..

[–]G4e323 7 points8 points ago

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That one's not so much wtf as it is just fucked up. It's three dudes killing another guy with a hammer in the woods. Not three guys cramming a hammer into their assholes or something "tame" like that.

[–]ThrowawayParma 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Fj0ergyn 10 points11 points ago

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Weirdest. Boner. Ever.

[–]MarcRW 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck that video

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I would love to shoot them, and have sex with their dead bodies...

did I go too far?

I think I went too far...

[–]cieltsd 0 points1 point ago

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Balls of steel

[–]Territomauvais -1 points0 points ago

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I'm here for you.

Three men, one screwdriver/hammer is pretty much the worst thing I've seen on the internet

I would like to see this.

I've seen Japanese girls inserting live eels into their assholes until they couldn't hold the volume anymore

And this.

[–]arrowheadt 16 points17 points ago

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Backdoor Sluts 9?!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 26 points27 points ago

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[–]jesticle 10 points11 points ago

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I never knew your middle name was Candy, Herman. Though I'm glad you're coming clean about your rampant sexual deviancy.

[–]HermanCandyCain 5 points6 points ago

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I have never sexually harassed anyone -- anyone. And absolutely, those are false accusations

[–]TrolleyPower 6 points7 points ago

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How do you sleep at night?

[–]HermanCandyCain 10 points11 points ago

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If you are a woman, then I will try to sleep with you. By the way, I have never sexually harassed anyone -- anyone. And absolutely, those are false accusations

[–]tre101 5 points6 points ago

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And I leave this thread forever.

[–]PiggyPork 2 points3 points ago

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Internet fucked you up pretty bad..

[–]FatGuyANALLIttlecoat 2 points3 points ago

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Nope, the head one is real.

[–]Forestisinthetrees 4 points5 points ago

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In shake that bear, the bear isn't dead, it's tranq'd.

[–]HermanCandyCain 9 points10 points ago

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Source? The bear fell 10ft. You saw blood, the wound, and they let the dogs tear him up.

[–]Forestisinthetrees 5 points6 points ago

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In the original video the description is "a couple tranquilizes a LIVE bear and then has some fun.". And also, his gun looked weird, leading me to believe that it was a tranq rifle.

[–]HermanCandyCain 3 points4 points ago

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Do bears moan when they get shot by tranquilizers?

[–]Forestisinthetrees 9 points10 points ago

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I'm pretty sure anything does, actually.

[–]sweetlincolnsmullet 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking something similar to this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk9Hgpu0EKA

[–]DaCeph 0 points1 point ago

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But still, 10 ft, and the dogs?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"i'm going to dive in there"

latex vagina...

[–]GramarBoi 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a movie once where a guy put his penis in a girl's mouth.

[–]BabyWookie 1 point2 points ago

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You never seen the one where "Mr Hands" gets butt-fucked to death by a horse? You are missing out.

[–]turtal46 1 point2 points ago

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Dude...

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[–]HermanCandyCain 2 points3 points ago

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pretty much the worst thing I've seen on the internet that isn't porn related.

[–]DefMech 0 points1 point ago

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Further reading(NSFW&B): http://genki-genki.com/products/detail.php?product_id=9

Make sure to click all the thumbnails. It's Japanese and gross and that's all I'm going to tell you.

[–]anonyc555 0 points1 point ago

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Wait wait, you fapped to 1 man 1 jar?

[–]DrAnachronist 5 points6 points ago

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You didn't?!

[–]FSMCA 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope each and everyone of those things happens to you.

[–]msc1 -1 points0 points ago

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..and if you say these are disgusting you haven't been to some of the links in the hidden wiki)

[–]NoBackspace -1 points0 points ago

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Yay a fellow redditor with a strong stomache!

There's way worse videos in respect to "porn" than the horse video you mention.

The head in the vagina was not fake. Old yet not fake.

[–]Kind_compliments -2 points-1 points ago

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Proud to say I've seen all of those. I enjoyed them quite much. I have the Japanese eel video in my porn folder actually. Brb fapping to it.

[–]garotte80 -2 points-1 points ago

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.

[–]evillozer -3 points-2 points ago

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A couple shoots and kills a bear in a tree, and then they have sex on its still-warm corpse. No embellishment, seriously, that's what happens.

That one was awesome.

[–]Aspel 8 points9 points ago

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I once saw porn of a bunch of woman whipping each other, bathing and rubbing nettles all over themselves, filling their pussies with conker seeds. I learned what a violet wand was, and saw it being used not on a woman, but on the nail filled bar that she was standing tip toe over, straddling it with her vagina out.

They kept whipping her, and she was screaming out, pulling at her wrist straps. But that didn't compare to the needle filled back, and how salt was poured on it, then it was whipped. Or the worst, the most arousing, terrible thing ever.

The woman had her cunt stuffed with nettles, then stapled shut, before being walked by a dog. Oooooooohh God...

[–]TheCatAndSgtBaker 20 points21 points ago

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I'm so happy my english isn't good enough to know what all those words are.

[–]Aspel 3 points4 points ago

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Nettles are a stinging, spine covered plant with poisonous secretions that cause redness, itching, and irritation.

Conkers are a fruit thing that's covered in spines. The green part, not the brown part.

A violet wand[NSFWish] is a sexual toy made for erotic electrical play.

I think the site was Queen Snake or something like that.

[–]TheCatAndSgtBaker 5 points6 points ago

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Aw, hell naw! Nuh-uh, fuck that shit!

[–]Aspel 4 points5 points ago

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Yup.

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Aspel 6 points7 points ago

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It was...

Eye opening.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks, now I feel totally okay about the porn that I fap to.

[–]BlackGuyWithAHammer 4 points5 points ago

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TIL: what a violet wand is...

[–]TheLegitMidgit 3 points4 points ago

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Is that even legal? Why would anyone consent to that?! Do you know is she was okay?

[–]Aspel -1 points0 points ago

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They were okay enough that there were about twenty pages worth of video promos.

I have no idea how her vagina seemed to heal up afterwards. Though there was one video that was just a modeling shoot where she showed off her whipping scars from the one before.

[–]fuckduck 1 point2 points ago

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Link?

[–]Aspel 0 points1 point ago

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Look up Queen Snake.

[–]FSMCA 1 point2 points ago*

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I hope that happens to you for sharing this.

[–]Aspel -1 points0 points ago

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Incredibly erotic pain? Sure, I wouldn't mind.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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2 people for the purpose of conception with the lights off in the missionary position.

[–]anonyc555 -1 points0 points ago

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Cum on...

[–]heterologician 3 points4 points ago

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That only excludes maybe three videos

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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If we didn't want to watch porn anymore

Wouldn't that mean the women would be better off?

[–]BabyWookie 0 points1 point ago

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I like pornos like the Donkey Punch and Rocco's Animal Trainer series. My favorite scene in Animal Trainer is when Rocco is anally violating this girl, while pushing her head down a toilet. When he's cumming up her butt, he flushes the toilet and almost drowns her. LOL!

[–]Offensive_Brute -1 points0 points ago

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the kind of porn i watch is awesome BECAUSE of the scars.

[–]Harmswahy 39 points40 points ago

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Wow, a Doug Benson quote not in r/Trees. Amazing!

[–]FORVICTORY 22 points23 points ago

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I'm sure there's a bunch of them in r/movies. Doug loves movies.

[–]Clumpy 15 points16 points ago

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There's no room in his heart for you.

[–]ansible47 -3 points-2 points ago

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With fifty acid popcorn kernals in his teeth?

fifty aphid popcorn Kernals?

Doug Loves Boobies. Let's leave it there.

[–]FORVICTORY 8 points9 points ago

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Fifty ads* and popcorn kernals in his teeth

[–]ansible47 0 points1 point ago

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There's still not one that he wont pee! It's doug flubs groupies!

I have a hearing problem.

(I seriously never understood why Hard & Phirm decided to describe the popcorn kernals)

[–]jshhmr 4 points5 points ago

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"Hey everyboooody!"

[–]wombatweiner 1 point2 points ago

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Well look at this observational muthafucka!

[–]slutface 28 points29 points ago

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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,<Take one. They're free.

[–]zjbird 10 points11 points ago

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He used emotional commas. They're invisible.

[–]Malgas 2 points3 points ago

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Good thing, too; if they weren't, run-on sentences about porn would be disgusting.

[–]oobey 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks, that's a, lot, better. Do you, mind, if I, take, a couple, extra?

I'm saving these, for later: ,,,,

[–]MikeRowPhone 93 points94 points ago

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Male porn stars are a little like therapists because they're always trying to find out how the woman feels on the inside.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 37 points38 points ago

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More like the rapists.

[–]MotharChoddar 26 points27 points ago

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Some times even analrapists.

[–]Gone_Canada_Postal 21 points22 points ago*

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Now, now madame. Not everyone can be an analyst and a therapist that takes years of study. So many angles to cover and positions to fill. The endurance to achieve such a climatic degree of education is not for the flaccid of heart.

[–]chakazulu1 3 points4 points ago

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Read all about it in "The Man Inside Me."

[–]anonyc555 -1 points0 points ago

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Sticky

[–]ScaperBen 14 points15 points ago

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unless you're into that kind of thing

[–]Clumpy 6 points7 points ago

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Everybody:

Doug... hates... candy wrappers screaming babies sticky seats

With fifteen ads and popcorn kernels in his teeth

There's still not one that he won't see...

[–]Sir_Scrotum 2 points3 points ago

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Cause Doug loves moo-ovies!

[–]sillyfofilly 2 points3 points ago

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Heeeyyy everybody

[–]Clumpy 1 point2 points ago

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It's March 12, two Ocean's Eleven.

[–]CursedCarolers 0 points1 point ago

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My name is Doug and I looove movies.

[–]apalebluedot 6 points7 points ago

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Commas.

[–]deathbyboobies 2 points3 points ago

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It bothers me that this is #2 on reddit with such a massive grammatical error in it. I read "visible porn" and thought, 'wtf is that?'

[–]BusinessSearchLongmo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad someone was on this.

[–]barrymacockenya 3 points4 points ago

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That should be the cover for super high me.

[–]Clumpy 2 points3 points ago

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Super hymie?

[–]Kylar_Stern 0 points1 point ago

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Super Jamie?

[–]Acrimony01 0 points1 point ago

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Super hymen?

[–]Quaksome 2 points3 points ago

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I hope i'm wrong but scar porn probably exists

[–]dfinch 2 points3 points ago

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Like when someone stabs somebody and fucks the wound?

[–]Quaksome -1 points0 points ago

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Well that special little someone would have to wait for that wound to become a scar?

[–]dfinch 0 points1 point ago

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Ohhh... kinky.

[–]Magrippinho 2 points3 points ago

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Truly, there has never been a better face to represent "blissful ignorance".

(Hey, that's a sweet name for a band too)

[–]skramzkevin 2 points3 points ago

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"visible porn would be disgusting"

[–]Jakomako 4 points5 points ago

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There needs to be some commas in there.

[–]brakhage 4 points5 points ago

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I think I agree, but I do have to say: there's one porn star (Kasey something) that has these scars...they're what I think of as lighter burns - idk if there's a more hip term for them - where you heat up a Bic lighter and press it to your skin - in my experience, those are generally self-inflicted, and if not, signs of very cruel abuse. She has two of them on one arm, and they humanize her in a way that I find very beautiful. That's pretty close to being a visible emotional scar. (But maybe I'm weird because I like my porn to be human.) It's always interesting to see which photographers airbrush them out...

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[–]thatnewjunksmell 57 points58 points ago

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Some people genuinely enjoy being on heroin, too.

[–]FascistDonut 39 points40 points ago

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I bet those are two groups that often overlap.

[–]MSpainting 5 points6 points ago

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Being on heroin is probably great, its being poor and hungry that sucks.

[–]jackofallhearts 1 point2 points ago

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GAP IN LOGIC!

[–]Bacon_Donut 1 point2 points ago

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everyone enjoys being on heroin. It's running out that's not so cool.

[–]Kylar_Stern 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant username?

[–]namloh 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like I'll have to settle for this as the closest Reddit will get to in terms of concern for what women in porn have and will endure. sigh.

[–]ansible47 11 points12 points ago*

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Absolutely, there are.

At the same time, the kind of person who's likely to go into porn isn't likely to have a normal upbringing. Any person who's driven to be in the entertainment industry (particularly stand-up comedy and porn, oddly enough) has some sort of emotional scars or baggage.

I don't think he's implying that they're scarred BECAUSE of porn, I think it's the opposite.

(there's a neat little podcast called The Morning After that has a comedian and a porn star on every week. They talk about both businesses and how they relate. The Pete Holmes episode is an absolute thing of beauty, if you like to laugh. )

[–]Madmusk 3 points4 points ago

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Following this to it's natural conclusion - comedy would be disgusting if emotional scars were visible.

[–]gergsie 0 points1 point ago

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It certainly wouldn't be funny.

[–]ansible47 -1 points0 points ago

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Lol, a lot of comedy is intentionally disgusting.

Watching open mic'ers start comedy is a lot like watching people cry for help.

A good joke is good with your eyes closed, though. Most porn is terrible with my eyes closed. The way the comedian looks doesn't matter nearly as much.

[–]jackofallhearts 0 points1 point ago

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Many people who do porn do have normal upbringings though. Many people who don't have normal upbringings don't do porn.

[–]ansible47 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, I thought reality consisted of absolutes? No?

[–]jackofallhearts 0 points1 point ago

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Nah... that's just like, your opinion man. OJ consists of concentrates though!

[–]ansible47 -1 points0 points ago

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It depends on what you consider "normal," since I'm not sure that's actually a thing.

There is a relatively consistent profile for people who want to be comedians. A smothering mother combined with a somewhat distant father, usually. This is not an original opinion from me, but rather what I've heard repeatedly by listening to podcasts about comedy. It makes sense that there's a general profile for Porn stars as well.

But are there people in porn with a perfectly normal, well-adjusted upbringing? Sure. Never said anything to contradict that.

[–]ToffeeAppleCider -3 points-2 points ago

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Don't know why you were downvoted =/

[–]bashobt 1 point2 points ago

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That picture would be worse than the final two lines in 'Night."

[–]jvardrake 1 point2 points ago

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Most porn from here (the US) is already disgusting...

[–]quags112 1 point2 points ago

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Built a title

Back to the Future

GO!

[–]DunkTheLunk 4 points5 points ago

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As a complete aside to his somewhat apparent funniness, Doug Benson is an insufferable twat.

[–]cjcrashoveride 5 points6 points ago

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I never knew much about Doug Benson. I heard he was funny and heard a few of his funnier jokes.

Then he got a show. The Benson Interruption. That is possibly one of the worst shows Comedy Central has ever picked up. I kept asking myself the whole time "Who is this cuntface and why is he interrupting good stand up with horrible jokes?".

[–]Kylar_Stern 2 points3 points ago

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Go on...

[–]Schym 0 points1 point ago

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Well, see, then I killed your foster-sisters and your mentor.

[–]Kylar_Stern 0 points1 point ago

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False, I killed my mentor! He came back though, the wolf gave him one more chance.

[–]DunkTheLunk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MSpainting 1 point2 points ago

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That show is absolutely obnoxious, I've seen the lead singer of GWAR on that show a few times who is a genuinely funny guy but the hosts and other guests on that show seem able to rip the funniness out of any joke. I don't think its a fair to call him a twat if this is all you know him from.

[–]DunkTheLunk 0 points1 point ago

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Another poster mentioned The Benson Interruption, but even before that, did you see Super High Me? The guy is King Douche.

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 4 points5 points ago

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If you look closely the emotional scars are located right underneath those humungous breasts

[–]Choppa790 4 points5 points ago

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Why do people assume everyone in porn would have emotional scars?

[–]jackofallhearts 1 point2 points ago

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Some people fucking suck... Why do we assume that all people doing porn don't enjoy it and are all obviously the products of an abusive and horrible life? Ideas like this perpetuate negative sexual stereotypes, resulting in less enjoyable, guilt-free sex for all. Sad.

[–]HiveMindNotMe 1 point2 points ago

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Why am I feeling like I'm on a the same side as a troll (not you up there) when I actually know, that I'm on the right side? I don't think there are more victims of sexual violence working in the pornindustry then in any other job out there. Prove me wrong!

[–]jackofallhearts 0 points1 point ago

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I would probably agree with you. And also, if people actually gave a shit about sex workers, like unions and the like, there would be a LOT less abuse.

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[–]jackofallhearts 1 point2 points ago

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I mean it's terrible that this happened to any of them, but a lot of this is societal to be fair. And there are thousands of porn stars and this site has like... 25? Sasha grey has many many comments on the industry and her enjoyment of it and her autonomy in it.

[–]kmath_the33 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck Doug Benson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9tf0-BIyU0&feature=related

His Canadian shows got canceled after this Fox Redeye douchathon

[–]macib503 1 point2 points ago

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I could not upvote this enough. Thank you.

[–]so_much_wolf_hair 0 points1 point ago

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''My Mom calls it Bloomies'' guy?

[–]allanl 0 points1 point ago

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So, CondeNast bought Post Secret?

[–]Mikulak25 0 points1 point ago

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All I can think while seeing his face is "Heyyyy Everybodyyy"

[–]NOTNOTALLCAPS 0 points1 point ago

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and i am suppose to be studying for finals.

[–]secjoe88 0 points1 point ago

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Naw, I love rape-torturing people, so emotional visible scars are fully embraced by my people, aka, the jews!!!!

[–]MakeMeASandw1ch 0 points1 point ago

Daddy issues

[–]mik_94 -1 points0 points ago

I fucking love Ricky Gervais

[–]heterologician 1 point2 points ago

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...porn would be disgusting?

[–]CrockenSpiel -1 points0 points ago

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How is this funny? This is depressing.

[–]jackofallhearts -2 points-1 points ago

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and untrue.

[–]steady_riot 0 points1 point ago

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And every stand up comic would be uglier than they already are.

[–]coldfusion079 0 points1 point ago

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There's not a single person in the sex trade that is an emotionally whole human being.

[–]Estoye -1 points0 points ago

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We need to give Doug Benson a lot more love around here.

And not just in r/trees

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Porn IS disgusting.

[–]Aspel -2 points-1 points ago

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I can't be the only one who thinks it would be hotter.

[–]jimtwo -1 points0 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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-Ricky Gervais

FTFY

[–]dildobagginss -1 points0 points ago

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If you really want to, google "Eeel soup videos" if you really want to see the Japanese girls experimenting in Oceanology. There are a bunch of reaction videos as well.

[–]gus3ragin -1 points0 points ago

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Weirdest thing ever is that Scar Tissue by Red Hot Chilli peppers came onto Pandora as I read this

[–]bakagain -1 points0 points ago

Um, isn't it already...?

[–]Regio -2 points-1 points ago

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True.

[–]Latuke0690 -3 points-2 points ago

haha epic statement right there!!

[–]ozzycocker -1 points0 points ago

damn right