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[–]KayWho 22 points23 points ago

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Surprisingly accurate.

[–]monocentral 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kylehudgins 1 point2 points ago

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BEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL EVER!

[–]MrGregzor 8 points9 points ago

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True story bro

[–]poktanju 9 points10 points ago

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I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up money laundering getting high in a dictionary.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me gusta.

[–]DirtySketel 7 points8 points ago

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There are people on reddit who need to google this?

[–]gbCerberus 4 points5 points ago

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[–]L_Bolt 3 points4 points ago

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What the hell were they lacing weed with back in the day?

[–]hydr0ponix 1 point2 points ago

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I read this in Carl Sagan's voice.

[–]alnick06 0 points1 point ago

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that has to be one of the best things I've ever read

[–]GetHighr 0 points1 point ago

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reading this, I have the strangest feeling his weed was laced with LSD, just by what he describes at least.

[–]RonYarTtam 4 points5 points ago

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Don't google it, just do it.

[–]Risking 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Do I look like a cat to you?

[–]captainpeebles 4 points5 points ago

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Am I jumping all wimbly nimbly from tree to tree?

[–]XaulXan 2 points3 points ago

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Am I drinking milk from a bowl sir?

[–]spoon_master 1 point2 points ago

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No sir...

[–]gigantepicante 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKING SAUCER!!!!!!!!! HE SAYS FUCKING SAUCER!!!! NOTHING MAKES ME RAGE MORE THAN PEOPLE MISQUOTING MOVIES!!! Unless you are trolling, in which case good on ya mate.

[–]McBurger 2 points3 points ago

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Nah son, but really. Go get high.

[–]woofiegrrl 2 points3 points ago

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I love Japan so much.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This is pretty accurate.

[–]hexag1 2 points3 points ago*

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** EDIT spelling fixed **

I wrote a limerick for this:

A triplet of Japanese cats,

acquired some paper cup hats.

Then they all took naps

while wearing their caps.

Charming, those Japanese cats!

[–]PaddoK33N_ 1 point2 points ago

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Were you as high as "Curry" cat when you did this?

[–]Kistoff 1 point2 points ago

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The three felinos.

[–]gawbbloof 1 point2 points ago

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those legit japanese cup noodles are one of the best tasting things ever

[–]tiffany43 1 point2 points ago

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true

[–]eihongo 1 point2 points ago

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PRO TIP: The stuff that comes in the cup the cat on the right is wearing is straight mother fucking delicious.

[–]ShoutyMcHeadWoundMan 1 point2 points ago

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Littering and....

[–]zowin 1 point2 points ago

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If i wasnt sober right now i would have lost it seeing this

[–]erosefitz 1 point2 points ago

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Supertroopers!! Great movie, meow.

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[–]hexag1 0 points1 point ago

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sry. accidental repost. deleting now.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 3 points4 points ago

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[–]TheFeedski 1 point2 points ago

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What's the point of this bot...?

[–]dougletts 5 points6 points ago

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There is a Frequently Asked Questions link right there, "Why?" is the second FAQ.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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As someone who smokes everyday. And someone who woke up about 45 minutes ago and has been high today for 40 minutes. This picture is accurate.

[–]SirEnt 0 points1 point ago

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I uptoked everyone. Its the only way.

[–]notalexkapranos 0 points1 point ago

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Suggestion: post this to r/trees. You'll get double the upvotes

[–]monocentral 0 points1 point ago

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[–]planet_rob 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. I Yahoo!ed the same thing! OMG!!

[–]reddfloyd 0 points1 point ago

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Alright meow, hand over your license and registration.

[–]jmarita1 0 points1 point ago

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I'm probably alone here, but pretty sure curried ramen sounds awful.

[–]Hebjuzeb 0 points1 point ago

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That is soooooooooooo reddit.

[–]Rohri_Calhoun -3 points-2 points ago

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Im jealous. I didnt even one upvote for my comic 8(