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[–]FrenjaminBanklin 698 points699 points ago

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Allllllriiiighty then...

[–]burkey0307 126 points127 points ago

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HI HO SILVER AWAYYY

[–]Cavi_ 1 point2 points ago

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everyone loves a slinky... SLINKY, SLINKY, GO SLINKY GO!

[–]pewpnstuff[S] 311 points312 points ago

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Liike a glove?

[–]rooobix 331 points332 points ago

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and YOU must be the monopoly guy!

[–]BakulaSelleck92 229 points230 points ago

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Hey buddy. Your balls are showing.

Bumblebee tuna.

[–]Dolfan0925 71 points72 points ago

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Is that the red or the white?

[–]CubemonkeyNYC 17 points18 points ago

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Let me guess...'white devil white devil?'

ACE, you speak Wachutu!?

[–]ToastSingularity 56 points57 points ago

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I can never remember that...

[–]YHZ 50 points51 points ago

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White?!?!

Cannibal Corpse blaring in the background

[–]jack_skellington 24 points25 points ago

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Yesssssss!!!

[–]jeffgoldblumftw 20 points21 points ago

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guano? YUMMMMYYY!!!

[–]themusicman777 11 points12 points ago

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whpshh!! .... Funny... It didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.

[–]fyrespritetryst 20 points21 points ago

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but i can feel it like it's right...

[–]white_salad 63 points64 points ago

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Three darts is too muuuuch...

[–]dragn99 49 points50 points ago

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Well if you were me then I'd be you! And I'd use your body to get to the top!

You can't stop me no matter who you are!

[–]manoaboi 53 points54 points ago

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Its in the bone...its in the bone! IIIITTSSS INNN THE BOONNNNEEE

[–]Greatwhiteturtle 29 points30 points ago

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IN MY NECK!

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 40 points41 points ago

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[–]Nikittele 37 points38 points ago

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Sshhhhhhicago!

[–]drummererb 1 point2 points ago

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I always will remember it White because it's the opposite of the door, which was red.

[–]lenchmob 5 points6 points ago

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Excuse me, your balls are showing

[–]icangetyouatoedude 47 points48 points ago

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DO NOT PASS GO!!

DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS!!!

[–]GooglesYourUsername 10 points11 points ago

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[–]BuckFettman 13 points14 points ago

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Thereeeee's something on the wing! Some ... THING!

[–]Funnyguy17 11 points12 points ago

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mmm an activist McGuire

[–]GooglesYourUsername 11 points12 points ago

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[–]lizard450 7 points8 points ago

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NSFL!

[–]dharlem39 9 points10 points ago

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thanks for the free parking...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]doot_doot 30 points31 points ago

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NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH MEEEEE

[–]youdontsaythat 24 points25 points ago

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Finle and Einhorn... Einhorn and Finkle?

[–]Doebino 21 points22 points ago

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Holy TESTICLE Tuesday! I just kissed a MAN!

[–]Purpletech 2 points3 points ago

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EINHORN IS FINKLE?!??!?!?!!!!!

proceeds to burn everything and cry

[–]moshrider3 4 points5 points ago

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Do I have something in my teeth?

[–]Killwize 30 points31 points ago

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"Guano bowls! Collect the whole set!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Let's do all of the things that you wanna do.

[–]Mister_Door 77 points78 points ago

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Re-he-he-he-he-heaaaalllyyyyy

[–]Condawg 41 points42 points ago

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Not sure if Pet Detective, or Doctor Cox.

[–]PerryTheBeast 12 points13 points ago

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My.. aren't I the popular one?

[–]hal9005 15 points16 points ago

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You're a weird guy Ace! Weird Guy! Got any more of that gum?

I'll thank you to stay out of my business Dan Marino!

[–]cy0x 5 points6 points ago

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Yes, Satan?

[–]Cammorak 2 points3 points ago

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Slinky, slinky, everyone loves a slinky!

Slinky, slinky, go slinky go!

[–]MasterCheeef 1 point2 points ago

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Lew-hu.. Zerher

[–]kentgreendisco 1 point2 points ago

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why spank you lazlo, spank you very much!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is a lovely room of death!

[–]mcmurch 316 points317 points ago

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Seeing Ace Ventura as a kid, the most prominent memory I have that is first to come up whenever it's mentioned is this... I have no idea why, but it was fucking hilarious

[–]Null_Reference_ 118 points119 points ago

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For me its the screaming while sliding the door open and closed.

[–]CraxxBEAR 60 points61 points ago

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This is one big Ace Ventura-fest and I LIKE IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-------------------AAAAAAAAAAAAAA----------AAAAAAAAAAA

Yes Satan?

[–]the2belo 48 points49 points ago

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I'D LIKE TO ASS YOU A FEW QUESTIONS

[–]reddex 4 points5 points ago

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Do you happen to have any. . Ba-naca?

[–]BrendanJB 17 points18 points ago

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Yes satan?

This is seriously one of the best lines in the whole movie hahahah.

OH! I'm sorry sir. Ya sounded like someone else.

[–]drock66 11 points12 points ago

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That is the only way i answer the phone when my girlfriend calls pisses her off. It's not going to last.

[–]fstock 1 point2 points ago

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While reading your comment I thought to myself, "What did that sound like?". My brain decided to try recreating his scream, and before my conciousness was consulted I'd already started screaming.

People at work looked at me funny.

[–]LordVader1987 25 points26 points ago

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To this day this scene stick with me. I act like this every time I hear the Mission Impossible theme.

[–]luxury_yacht 5 points6 points ago

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Same here. Mostly the tip-toeing to the window part

[–]XPreNN 3 points4 points ago

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I love when he slams the door at the end.

[–]Thunder99 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of those movies i've watched so many times i started to notice all the little errors in it.

Like in the scene you posted where he slams the door - from the outside you can clearly see a plant sitting behind him, but on the inside shot its gone and there is an aquarium behind him instead. Two completely different rooms used for the same shot!

[–]mechchic84 6 points7 points ago

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Mine is definately "Do not go in there...wooo!

[–]lotusQ 2 points3 points ago

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I say this everytime I make a stinky poo but no one gets it :(

[–]nemes1s3000 34 points35 points ago*

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EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY! YOU GOTTA GET A SLINKY! SLINKYY! SLINKYY! GO SLINKY GO!

[–]the2belo 12 points13 points ago

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IT'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD!!!

[–]Forestisinthetrees 6 points7 points ago

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stops at last step

AW, C'MOOOOOOOOONNN!

[–]superatheist95 2 points3 points ago

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THE LAST STEP, can you believe it.

[–]decollo 2 points3 points ago

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Can I do it one more time?

[–]WildKittyv1 1 point2 points ago

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Man... the beginning of that movie. The cliffhanger scene... he drops his.. friend... he drops him, but he tried so hard to hang on.

That feel, man -- you know that feel, and it's bad, man.

[–]Lobrauski 138 points139 points ago

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Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn

[–]AverageHero 94 points95 points ago

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Einhorn is man

EINHORN IS A MANNN

[–]Chipware 28 points29 points ago

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<crying game>

[–]the2belo 26 points27 points ago

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HAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGH plunger plunger BLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGH

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Spoiler!

[–]platipress 23 points24 points ago

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LACES OUT DAN!

[–]fieldhockey44 14 points15 points ago

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THE LACES WERE IN!

[–]VonSockthroat 6 points7 points ago

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Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

[–]GifelteFish 38 points39 points ago

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I was a little kid when I saw the movie, my friends' parents told us she took a dump in her panties and that's why everyone in the boathouse was disgusted. I finally got the joke a couple years later.

[–]pj_fry_jr 50 points51 points ago

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My parents used to edit vhs movies for us kids. I only found out recently that Tom Hanks's character got laid in "Big".

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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Dude, I am so fucking sorry.

[–]Delta4 14 points15 points ago

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I laughed so hard at this. Then I realised I live in an Arabic country where this happens ALL THE TIME and is random. They will leave in the most violent scenes but then edit out a kiss.

[–]RobbieGee 20 points21 points ago

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I saw a kiss between a man and a woman once and it damaged me for life. I could no longer perform the natural ability of shooting a man in the head with a shotgun and revel in the tiny pieces sticking to the walls and feel the blood mist clinging to my skin. I could no longer torture a man by attaching electric wires to his testicles. I could no longer beat women into submission; For I was damaged beyond recognition by watching a kiss.

[–]Delta4 5 points6 points ago

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Today it was reported that woman are becoming aroused over purchasing carrots and cucumbers. They are discussing what mesures to impose.

[–]RobbieGee 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed, but then wondered if you're actually serious.

[–]dylansavage 3 points4 points ago

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Is this from somewhere, if not I must take my hat off and say it was beautifully written.

[–]JHoNNy1OoO 8 points9 points ago

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I was told it was hemorrhoids. :/

[–]Stitchface 3 points4 points ago

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That's almost worse than the actual joke in the movie. I have a distinct memory of thinking the same thing the first time I saw that though.

[–]SoapOperaHero 1 point2 points ago

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My parents just let me figure out that he tucked his dick.

[–]lazermike 1 point2 points ago

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It also took me a few years to get that part. Nice to know I wasn't the only one haha

[–]just_some_redditor 20 points21 points ago

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I've decided that this entire thread makes zero sense without context.

[–]shriek 1 point2 points ago

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Loved her boobs though even with that tucked back.

[–]thewifething 101 points102 points ago

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I'd have to say this is still one of my favorites.

[–]lolerblades 20 points21 points ago

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PLEASE...... Don't... Get up.

[–]TooMuchPants 23 points24 points ago

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Haha I can't watch that scene without spending 5 minutes doubled over in laughter. I fall apart at the same point every time: the noise he makes when the shadow is eating that guy's junk. It's almost too funny.

[–]CiD7707 1 point2 points ago

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This one still out ranks it in my book.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]JimmahTD 66 points67 points ago

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NONSENSE POOPYPANTS

[–]InYourBasement 24 points25 points ago

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When I was is elementary school, I got sent to the principals office for saying this to another kid. Apparently, I hurt his feelings.

[–]MaximumBob 9 points10 points ago

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He thought no one knew.

[–]salmonhelmet 197 points198 points ago

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To date THE biggest LMAO movie moment.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 53 points54 points ago

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Look, the rhino is having a baby!

[–]drum1286 7 points8 points ago

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For I.... am a master... of DISGUISES!!

[–]bobdolebobdole 28 points29 points ago

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Whether it was due to my age/demographic at the time, it goes down as the hardest I've laughed in a theater ever. I'm 26 right now to give some reference. I've actually thought of this a few times since then, specifically recalling this as the hardest I've laughed. Weird.

[–]drwilson 6 points7 points ago

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25 here. Recently found an Ace Ventura DVD Combo Pack on Amazon -- [both] still good. My future offspring will know these films.

[–]pewpnstuff[S] 68 points69 points ago

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Was a must see back in the day.

[–]slaphappyslappy 111 points112 points ago

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still is a must see

[–]VA1N 16 points17 points ago

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Agreed. You won't find anything like it nowadays. Today they try to make movies too smart. What ever happened to the days of coming out of a rhino's ass or a shamed football kicker changing sexes and becoming a detective just to get revenge on the Miami Dolphins...I mean, come on!

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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This and Tommy Boy are my two favorite movies of all time.

[–]everflow 5 points6 points ago

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Also Black Sheep!

[–]diggmeordie 5 points6 points ago

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And Dumb & Dumber!

[–]six_faces 20 points21 points ago

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Also rather WTF for my 8-yr old self.

[–]THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW 16 points17 points ago

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I surround myself with comedy. I think in an odd way it makes me a better person, an easier person, a more agreeable, and a most definitely funnier person. Now in all my 23 years, I can assure you, I've never laughed so damn hard at anything ever before, as I did to this scene when I was 11. I'm serious, never have I laughed myself to an asthma attack before . . this did it .

[–]calvinvshobbes 2 points3 points ago

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I watched this when I was 7, and I died laughing while my mom had a disgusted look on her face. Classic.

[–]Chipware 36 points37 points ago

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[–]seaowl 20 points21 points ago

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Here's the complete one www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tDUwNjw7ms

[–]livefree_diehappy 14 points15 points ago

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I was 8 when I saw this and it fucking blew my mind.

[–]Go_Away_Masturbating 28 points29 points ago*

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I really wish Jim Carrey would go back to his original slapstick style as seen in Ace Ventura, The Mask, and Dumb and Dumber. He still makes excellent movies no doubt, but his early work was just brilliant pure comedy with no family movie trappings like most of his current movies feature. I was crushed over AV3 being so different and sans JC, same deal with Dumb and Dumber-er.

[–]jesus_swept 14 points15 points ago

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I do long for his ass-talking days, but if he did it today I don't know how it would make me feel.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I agree, but I think it is because he has since moved on to more serious roles and he is such an excellent actor that it doesn't feel right anymore. I'd rather he continue that trend and see upcoming comedic actors make the same journey. There really is no current equivalent to his slapstick heydays though. I don't think anyone working in movies today could pull off "Liar, Liar" for example, and I also don't think that movie would be produced today. A sign of the times I think. It'll come back around again someday.

[–]speedycat 3 points4 points ago

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Warm and fuzzy inside

[–]buriednexttoyou 3 points4 points ago

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Did you see "I Love You, Philip Morris"? Because it's AMAZING.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Do you even know how old he is now? I'm pretty sure he's lost just a little bit of the stamina he used to have.

[–]downboy 1 point2 points ago

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and dont forget the sequel to the mask. i see it's in the bottom 100 movies of all time on IMDB.

[–]superspeckman 1 point2 points ago

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While not slapstick Liar Liar is definately a go to as well.

[–]CarlLady 72 points73 points ago

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[–]Markhitz 44 points45 points ago

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[–]drock66 8 points9 points ago

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Things i wish to never see again.

[–]Killwize 11 points12 points ago*

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Best Ace scene ever!: http://youtu.be/XOd3o8Wo4n8

"Hinskits Velvet, I am trainer of dalphins!"

[–]AdamBombTV 1 point2 points ago

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I don't remember that scene, was that cut?

[–]CubemonkeyNYC 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, I've noticed that for some reason it was cut from TV broadcasts and even some HBO broadcasts, iirc. I have no idea why.

[–]luxury_yacht 1 point2 points ago

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DO YOU HAS A DORSELFIN??

[–]RimedWords 24 points25 points ago

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Sadly, this kind of humor may not be timeless after all. I made a handful of friends watch this with me recently. Here I am, ready to piss myself laughing, and all they can do is sigh and facepalm.

LOSERS!

[–]herrmister 48 points49 points ago

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LEEH HOOO... ZEH HERS!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I totally saw the finger motions while I read that.

[–]zeppoleon 7 points8 points ago

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You must acquire more quality friends.

[–]the_raptor 4 points5 points ago

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They just take themselves too seriously.

[–]Mirokoth 22 points23 points ago

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[–]brontosaurus666 8 points9 points ago

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There's the consulate! If I can juuuust find a parking spot.

[–]siphontheenigma 20 points21 points ago

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"Curse you winged spawn of SATAN!!"

[–]mocotazo 31 points32 points ago

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Shhhhhhawshank Redemption.

[–]icangetyouatoedude 20 points21 points ago

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Shhhhhishhhkabob

[–]Daveyd325 20 points21 points ago

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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAGOOOOOOO

[–]Phoenixzeus 16 points17 points ago

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You're outta here!

[–]downboy 2 points3 points ago

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and you're outta there...c'mon get out....out!

[–]stumpdawg 28 points29 points ago

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your balls are showing....BUMBLEBEE TUNA!!

[–]sfc949 9 points10 points ago*

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[–]Rabble_Arouser 43 points44 points ago

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I took a date to see this movie when it came out, back in high school. We laughed, we had a good time. I dated her for about a month.

Cool story, me.

[–]YHZ 31 points32 points ago

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Shi ka, ka.

[–]pino6000 13 points14 points ago

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I got it! Unfortunately I had to explain it to my wife :(

[–]llorting101 30 points31 points ago

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Pedobear?

[–]theclumsyninja 6 points7 points ago*

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ahhh man, all of my favorite quotes are used.

EDIT: NOPE! Awwww, he wants to go offroad...

[–]GunaSteve 6 points7 points ago

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"VENTURAAAAAAAA" "...Yes Satan?"

[–]TodTheTyrant 7 points8 points ago

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The killer saw the size of the bugs DICCCCCKK...and became insanely jealous.

[–]murannduh 9 points10 points ago

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Hi-hoooo Silver! Awaaaaaaaaaaayyy!

[–]Leyto 7 points8 points ago

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Still makes me laugh every time i watch this movie. the shikaka game still one of my favorite parts

[–]PiousSexxAddict 7 points8 points ago

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shhiiiiicago

[–]notacute 6 points7 points ago

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YOU'RE OUT OF THERE!

Go on...

[–]allalala200 7 points8 points ago

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Down Boba.

[–]ghostnut30 13 points14 points ago

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GOODNIGHT DARK CONTINENT!

[–]nemes1s3000 5 points6 points ago

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Actually it's "We love you dark continent, goodnight."

[–]davers84 7 points8 points ago

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I don't think I've ever laughed harder in any single moment in any other movie than from this scene.

[–]Minimumtyp 3 points4 points ago

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I would probably class myself as the "Younger generation," and I definitely know that it's kinda hot in these rhinos

[–]Yid 4 points5 points ago

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Oh you, pretty chitty bang bang

[–]plewis157 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Spectois 2 points3 points ago

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My kids will watch these movies, or they will not watch any movies. Ever.

[–]Moikee 2 points3 points ago

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One of the few movies that still makes me laugh out loud repeatedly despite having sat through at least 15 viewings.

[–]fman5k 2 points3 points ago

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What that younger generation has to deal with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iv1xs0hl4w

[–]Quaris 5 points6 points ago

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They know. The movie can be seen on tv every year.

[–]yadoya 4 points5 points ago

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French here. Don't understand joke. Someone mind helpin' out ?

[–]people_are_animals 5 points6 points ago

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It's from a movie called ace ventura with Jim carrey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-DPF5C4qjs This might help you out, You should check out the movie, it's a classic.

[–]yadoya 4 points5 points ago

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gee.... thanks... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Ranger33 2 points3 points ago

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This version might make a bit more sense http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tDUwNjw7ms&feature=related

[–]Luksislo 1 point2 points ago

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SHIKAKAAAAAAAAAA

[–]highandentertained 1 point2 points ago

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good god nothing on film ever defined my sense of humor like ace ventura or monty python

the one scene with the projector in when nature calls is still hilarious to me

[–]Tigerantilles 1 point2 points ago

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I was on lunch at work, and this movie was on TV. On TV....in spanish.

I can't tell you why it's better in spanish, but for some reason, it is.

[–]poopsnoop 1 point2 points ago

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[–]eeggles 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this movie at age 8 with my mother. I remember this because it was us two and only two other people in the theater. The most awkward movie of my life.

[–]Rpkenny3690 1 point2 points ago

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They're little football cookies

[–]Utendoof 1 point2 points ago

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Who else heard this said Exactly the way it was said in the movie?

[–]Palindrome42 1 point2 points ago

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I can not upvote hard enough!

[–]Joker99352 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what the cutoff is for the "younger generation," but I'm 20 years old and I still can't get the image of the family watching that rhino "give birth" out of my head.

[–]DrStinkbeard 1 point2 points ago

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Excuse me, do I have something in my teeth?

[–]occupythekitchen 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Camo4ammo 1 point2 points ago

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is it weird that just seeing the title my mind immediately knew what this was going to be a picture of?

[–]nemes1s3000 1 point2 points ago

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When I saw Ace Ventura 2 as a kid, the one scene that made me completely lose it, and I mean pee in my pants lose it. Was when Ace and the others were in the projector room, and then Ace started doing some shadowy animal puppets. When that one part where he pretended to swallow the dude's testicles and then spit them out, I just died and went to heaven.. never in my life have I laughed so much.

[–]tahollow 1 point2 points ago

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Rrrrrrrrheheeally??

[–]edgonzalez32 1 point2 points ago

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Not only that, but they'll never realize how hard it is to exit via the tight exit.

[–]L_OShea 1 point2 points ago

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Echinsu Ocha!

[–]Binerexis 1 point2 points ago

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That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! DAMN I'M GOOD!

[–]ryano320 1 point2 points ago

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shish kabob.....shashank redemption...CHICAAAAGO....YOURE OUTA HERE

[–]brettzilla 1 point2 points ago

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MAYDAAAAYYYYY!!!

[–]itsmerocklee 1 point2 points ago

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as soon as i read that i heard his voice inside my head

[–]xAbaddon 1 point2 points ago

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Oquizi Ohcha! Oquizi Ohcha!

Let me guess, white devil, white devil?

[–]STI11MAN 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Eroy 1 point2 points ago

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Just popped open the DVD case. I know what I'm doing today.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I named my brand new, red car "Bass Ventura" because it has a bitchin' sound system and drives like chitty chitty bang bang.

[–]LivelyRoyale 1 point2 points ago

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The red fungus bearing ackalla

[–]spartansheep 1 point2 points ago

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wow. you just made me feel old and wise! well knowledgeable. oh the 90s.

[–]theJUIC3_isL00se 1 point2 points ago

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MAYDAYYY!!

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

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This may be the greatest post on Reddit!! Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is one of the greatest movies ever made!

[–]lev00r 1 point2 points ago

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LEND ME YOUR REARS!

[–]illini89 1 point2 points ago

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Look the rhino's giving birth!

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit, why is there all this Ace Ventura in here all of a sudden? I just watched both movies, and I know I only did that because you somehow got in my head. How did this happen? What started it?!