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[–]alclarkey 136 points137 points ago

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Upvoted for Morena Baccarin.

[–]gloveraran 42 points43 points ago

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Why did she have to go and cut off all her hair? :(

[–]Xenocide1993 29 points30 points ago

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You'll forgive her if you watch her new series on Showtime, Homeland. Don't want to ruin anything but her first scene in episode 1 is definitely NSFW

[–]kate- 26 points27 points ago

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9:21 get it while its hot

[–]surgerystain 6 points7 points ago

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I'll be in my bunk

[–]TheLuckiest 5 points6 points ago

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I think I love you.

[–]TumbleDryLow 8 points9 points ago

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It could be just because I'm drunk (jesus it's 5:30am on a Wednesday, what's wrong with me), but sometimes I hate the internet; right now I can't help but look at that and think, "Why am I watching this shit online instead of having sex?"

Maybe that's also because it's 5:30am on a Wednesday.

Reddit skews my priorities. Thanks for posting the link.

[–]therealjag 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah I'm sitting at work with a deadline to write a 50 page report by end of next week and I'm sitting here on Reddit reading peoples comments to see which comments I can reply to - I'm fucked.

[–]havespacesuit 13 points14 points ago

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GET THE FUCK TO WORK

[–]Achillees 2 points3 points ago

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I forgot I was watching a show clip and not porn, so it was weird when they started conversing.

[–]Ashlynkat 0 points1 point ago

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Ah....this comment was worth waiting till the end of the day to see if Reddit was back up.

[–]Oracle712 0 points1 point ago

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I thank you. Now to attend to business!!

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, so based on TV sex I can conclude that either a) no one ever takes off the condom after sex, or b) they don't use condoms and don't pull out.

[–]kate- 0 points1 point ago

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Are you aware of the other birth control options? Or are you just that young?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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meh where's the anal?

[–]kate- -1 points0 points ago

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ask your dad

[–]psyki 5 points6 points ago

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You should watch Homeland anyway. Some of the best TV I've seen since The Wire.

[–]mitzman 2 points3 points ago

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Ya know, I tried watching The Wire. I really really really did. I attempted it at least 3-4 times and the last time we made it through episode 5 or 6 (Omar just showed up) and I can't get into it. I like the idea, I like some of the characters (McNulty is terrific) but goddamnit, I just get bored of it :(

[–]TheZad 4 points5 points ago

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Omar just showed up and you stopped watching???? ಠ_ಠ

I fucking love Omar so fucking much... he's my favorite character in the show. Keep watching, the beginning of the first season didn't really grab me, but by the end, I was a fiend for more

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love penis yummy yummy yummy

[–]wedge77 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]MidnightSun 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could downvote you twice, Sharon Stone.

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[–]DEWSHO 10 points11 points ago

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Don't forget Stargate SG1.

[–]alclarkey 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah she was pretty hot in SG1.

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[–]nicolinger 8 points9 points ago

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Hey, how's that conversation with yourself going?

[–]needlzor 1 point2 points ago

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Don't be silly. Even if she got scalped she would still be hotter than the sun.

[–]Ashlynkat 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Gawd, she was so hot in "V" though. Even with the lizard tail.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Watch her on V.

[–]thewifething 5 points6 points ago

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Seconded.

[–]clydem 2 points3 points ago

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I'm with you

[–]DEWSHO 2 points3 points ago

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I'll be in my bunk!

[–]ramblemn 0 points1 point ago

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thats a bumper sticker on my car.

brown coats!

[–]Divtya_Budhlya 2 points3 points ago

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You're welcome at /r/morenabaccarin

(Some self karma-companioning myself)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Morena Baccarin made me gay no lie.

[–]biosehnsucht 47 points48 points ago

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Karma Karma Karma, Karma Companion

[–]MadMageMC 16 points17 points ago

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I'm not falling for that again. Got DV Brigaded into oblivion last time. Instead, I'll just leave this [NSFW] here for your perusal.

[–]berryhill 4 points5 points ago

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That was a really awkward scene, must've been horrible to act it.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, it was. It was actually painful to watch.

[–]esoterrorist[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Which ep is this from? Been watching them in the background of doing other things and I definitely missed this

[–]MadMageMC 2 points3 points ago

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Third episode, maybe? It was early in the season when she was topless a lot. She hasn't been for several episodes now.

[–]Achillees 1 point2 points ago

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What made it awkward? Haven't seen the show.

[–]berryhill 1 point2 points ago

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I recommend the show!

It was painful to watch because he asked his wife to take her top off, so he could masturbate in front of her instead. And with the subtle fapping sounds and the disappointed look on her face was just.. ಠ_ಠ

[–]vbevan -4 points-3 points ago

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That's disappointing. They're disappointing. I expected...more somehow.

[–]IrrigatedPancake 0 points1 point ago

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Incorrect.

[–]DoWhile 0 points1 point ago

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You cum and go.

[–]bulowski 0 points1 point ago

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you come and vote, you come and vo-o-o-ote.

[–]SmurfLovesNuts 6 points7 points ago

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oh, and one further addendum ... that's the last time you ever get to call me "whore."

[–]Vaeb41 4 points5 points ago

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But she went to a school for that....

[–]RashRenegade 0 points1 point ago

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Dr. Whore?

[–]JonSherwell 24 points25 points ago

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[–]jakebeans 21 points22 points ago

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I wish I could downvote, but I just can't do that to anything related to Firefly.

[–]claudesoph 10 points11 points ago

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we have a pact that if one of us dies then the other one will fake it as a suicide due to the unfair cancellation of Firefly; we're gonna get that show back on the air buddy

[–]Blatantly_Answers 6 points7 points ago

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Yes.

[–]sirhenrik 3 points4 points ago

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I miss firefly so much

[–]haykoolaid 6 points7 points ago

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was she on how i met your mother

[–]Goebbelzgum 11 points12 points ago

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Yup, crazy-eyed chick.

[–]MadMageMC 4 points5 points ago

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She was also Anna in the ill-fated relaunch of V.

[–]VivaLaUndead 3 points4 points ago

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You can also see her topless practically every week on Showtime's Homeland.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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Not since the third or fourth episode. She's been pretty good about keeping her tops on.

[–]WeaponexT 5 points6 points ago

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Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Com-paaa-niiioooonnnn

[–]RedMushtoom 2 points3 points ago

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You cum and go, you cum and gooo-oh-oh

[–]SpelingTroll -1 points0 points ago

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You cum and go, you cum and gooo-oh-oh

Would'nt "I cum you go" be more accurate?

[–]i_fap_faps -2 points-1 points ago

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Came here to sing this.

[–]BestNamesAreTaken 2 points3 points ago

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Karma Dumpster

[–]corroboree 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer Karma Chameleon

[–]ollyollyoxygenfree 2 points3 points ago

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man was i disappointed to learn what companions do in skyrim.

[–]atlanticblue 4 points5 points ago

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This is why I thought 'the companions' was a shitty name for a group of mercenaries in skyrim.

[–]Hepcat10 4 points5 points ago

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You need to x-post this to r/firefly to maximize you karma whoring companioning. (can I use companion as a verb?)

[–]the_goat_boy 1 point2 points ago

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She can borrow my shuttle anytime.

[–]kaptainkaos 1 point2 points ago

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God dammit...why doesn't she just kiss Mal and get it over with.

[–]nodefect 2 points3 points ago

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Well... She tried it once.

[–]Blayer32 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted for awesomeness!

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 1 point2 points ago

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DAE hear Boy George singing this?

[–]JimTokle 3 points4 points ago

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The irony in this is that you are karma whoring by reposting this =[

[–]DEWSHO 4 points5 points ago

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Karma Kompanioning.

[–]Celebrimbor333 1 point2 points ago

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This is an insanely obvious karma whore (sorry, karma companion). On r/firefly--where this post should be--it is 11th to the top of all time.

[–]spoonsandswords 1 point2 points ago

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Firefly posts will always have an upvote from me.

[–]Makajawan 1 point2 points ago

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Firefly <3

[–]duck11 0 points1 point ago

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Karma Cube

[–]Tigeroovy 0 points1 point ago

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Not the way most people do it on here.

[–]BracedPolecat 0 points1 point ago

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or karma escort

[–]RoadWarrior7779 0 points1 point ago

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Just dont use that logic for Doctor Who.

[–]DEWSHO 1 point2 points ago

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I see/saw/will see what you did there!

[–]holyshotimawesome 0 points1 point ago

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But in the end, they still fuck, right?

[–]sayiwont 0 points1 point ago

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we dont want your type 'roun here

[–]KALDAHL99 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like a Howard Chaykin drawing.

[–]Bandalo 0 points1 point ago

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And people in hell would prefer a cold glass of water, but it ain't gonna happen..

[–]kadargo 0 points1 point ago

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Morena is the opposite of a butterface.

[–]sirshannon 0 points1 point ago

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HA!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Upboat for anything Firefly

[–]Trem054 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer to be the Karma Chameleon

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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Karma Chameleon

[–]RashRenegade 0 points1 point ago

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...I'll be in my bunk.

[–]Dynisis 0 points1 point ago

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Devious!

[–]m_y 0 points1 point ago

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fuck yea firefly

[–]Probably_A_White_Guy 0 points1 point ago

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I just watched Firefly for the first time. You sir get an upvote 4 days late because at first I did not get this joke...

[–]sorryimstupid 0 points1 point ago

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Like everyone else, I always thought she was smokin' with her image as Inara...but when I saw this [http://i.imgur.com/d01MR.jpg](more recent) picture of her...Damn. All I can say is - you could definitely find me in my bunk.

[–]disturbedfood 12 points13 points ago

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She was prettier with long, dark hair.

[–]stareattheart 4 points5 points ago

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I prefer her with dark hair though. Short hair looks good.

[–]loricasegmentata 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see her in Firefly guise I take a deep intake of breath.......hotness overload.

[–]just_a_quantum_dot 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, have an upvote for the Firefly reference.

[–]JONNy-G -1 points0 points ago

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That picture is from Firefly :3

[–]CheatasaurusRex -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK YOU YOU REPOSTING FUCK