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[–]wakeuphicks 5 points6 points ago

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The great thing about cats is how sadistic they are, they are evil little shits that delight in torturing other creatures. It is like having a little darth vader for a pet. A litttle darth vader that can't force choke you.

[–]jen_and_juice 9 points10 points ago

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Is that red stuff on the cats paw blood? Doesn't look like it but I can't figure what it is.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I think it is a leaf.

[–]jen_and_juice 0 points1 point ago

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Oh! Now that you said it, I see it. Ha, thanks.

[–]lolwut19 0 points1 point ago

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Or you're simply convincing yourself it isn't blood...

[–]megatronical 4 points5 points ago

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I like that he kept his eyes on the prize.

[–]lsqDrunkenMaster 2 points3 points ago

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AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!

[–]GoodGuyDoug 1 point2 points ago

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I read the title in Harry Kalas' voice

[–]joshdick 0 points1 point ago

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Me, too, and now I has a sad.

[–]Barkingpanther 1 point2 points ago

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CAT SMASH!

[–]JerkJenkins 1 point2 points ago

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Look at the hate on that cat's face.

[–]Sweeede 1 point2 points ago

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Falcon Punch!

[–]Thanx4Blumpkins 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd so hard on this post

[–]FOR_SClENCE 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't this posted a week or two ago?

[–]kelustu 0 points1 point ago

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New facebook profile picture.

[–]flyingflyingsquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]WolfgangLazerfist -1 points0 points ago

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someone please photoshop a football helmet onto this cat

[–]kandeskie[S] 2 points3 points ago

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i was actually thinking about a baseball bat

[–]WolfgangLazerfist 0 points1 point ago

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i jus keep seeing a quarterback

[–]falcors-tick-remover -3 points-2 points ago

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YES LETS KEEP OUR CATS OUTSIDE... KILL AN ANIMAL... THEN LET THEM COME INSIDE AND HAVE IT LICK YOU AND WALK ON YOU WITH THE REMAINS OF A POSSIBLY DISEASED WILD ANIMAL ON THEIR PAWS!!!