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[–]Found_on_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

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Better post on Reddit!

[–]fakERussian 110 points111 points ago

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The sad thing is, how many times this has been reposted.

[–]crod242 6 points7 points ago

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Two reposts is for pussies.

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[–]steinamo 14 points15 points ago

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The saddest part is that the guy who made it didn't get enough karma for it the first time but a repost got a lot of karma. So he made another post about not getting any karma that got way more karma than the original or the repost. And most certainly more than this.

Downvoted.

Though I'm up with your comment.

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[–]-Inspired- 9 points10 points ago

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Karma represents both attention and acknowledgement. Posting original content and having it attended to and acknowledged is like having an important exhibition of your own at an art museum with many visitors. Now imagine someone took your original content and placed it in their own museum without crediting you. Sure, the piece will continue to be attended to, however, you no longer have the acknowledgement. Personally, I feel acknowledgement and attention go hand in hand. Yeah.

[–]DeadLach -1 points0 points ago

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If there is no citation of the original, it will be criticised.

[–]Ferg8 13 points14 points ago

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Is that the most reposted picture ever? I'm curious.

[–]Mangusu 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, I think Faggot dog is way more reposted.

[–]ZeGermanVon 22 points23 points ago

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that's quite the repost

[–]pfasul01 2 points3 points ago

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I would love to make a grocery carrying tournament. Do you think there are enough people confident in their grocery carrying abilities to make it plausible? I for one know for a fact I could destroy the person in the figure. I mean, among other things, he is totally under-utilizing his fingers..

[–]DrunkInTheTrunk 2 points3 points ago

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"A lazy man will work himself to death."

[–]lamenralus 0 points1 point ago

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It's called efficiency.

[–]surette 4 points5 points ago

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It's even worse when you live in the city and have to walk from the grocery store back to your apartment rather than just your driveway to your house. You learn to balance milk on your head like a boss.

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 0 points1 point ago

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...I just buy less, the store is a 5 minute walk away.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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REPOST

[–]whatisasofe 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Suboptimus 4 points5 points ago

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Wow a handle to carry multiple bags in one hand, if only hands could be designed to hold more than one bag without this device.

[–]zeug666 -1 points0 points ago

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search for grocery bag handle, there is a huge variety and they are cheap.

[–]whatutalkinboutnigga 9 points10 points ago

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two trips are for pussies

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[–]Dxbstep 0 points1 point ago

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That was hilarious...My oh my where do you come up with these clever ideas?

[–]OJFrizzell 1 point2 points ago

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My grandfather used to call this the "Lazy Man's Load". Because the man is too lazy to go back to the car for a second trip.

[–]jandalofdoom 1 point2 points ago

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Otis?

[–]yi_lin22 1 point2 points ago

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My sister and I have the "One Trip Rule".

[–]standinglantern 2 points3 points ago

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sounds hot

[–]currychicken111 1 point2 points ago

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And then you run back out to the car to make sure you locked it

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

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One trip is for poor people.

[–]iamdougdanger 2 points3 points ago

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damn straight.. with 3 flights of stairs and 3 key locks - i only buy what i can carry in 1 trip.

[–]callipygian_idealist 2 points3 points ago

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Tuna sandwiches FTW

[–]gamacrit 1 point2 points ago

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Carrying all the groceries was a bigger deal when we didn't have plastic bags.

[–]darkbop 1 point2 points ago

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Talking about pussies n stuff, I think the bags looks like scrotums :S

[–]jandalofdoom 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Fronesis 1 point2 points ago

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I do this. But I live in NYC and don't have a car, so I walk like a mile with my groceries.

[–]dorkrock2 2 points3 points ago

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uphill with no shoes

[–]mikey_croatia 1 point2 points ago

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On a gravel road...

[–]nakkh 0 points1 point ago

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That's called a lazy mans load.

[–]fireindeedhot 0 points1 point ago

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you are what you eat, so fuck off I will take as many trips as I want. I will go all mogli with my assorted beverages, but I paid extra for that vienna bread and that shit is coming into my house pristine.

[–]r0b0torg 0 points1 point ago

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As a preteen/teen my mom would always make me run in groceries when she came back from the store. cutting into my AIM time... i would carry two to three bags on each finger and figured out how to maximize trips... still a practice i use today..(gf lives on third floor of apt complex.. very useful skill)

[–]ADumbDoor 0 points1 point ago

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I always do this. It's just so much more convenient to carry everything for one trip than to carry just a couple of things for many trips. It's more efficient, in my opinion.

[–]jheregpip 0 points1 point ago

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One bag for every goddamn repost I guess.

[–]cowbellsolo 0 points1 point ago

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Living in a city means that I have to do this every time. But I have to walk 10 blocks.

[–]DLCoopaTroop 1 point2 points ago

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I don't even care if this is a repost. It made my night.

[–]NinjaWithSpoons 0 points1 point ago

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damn right my friend

[–]skippyG -3 points-2 points ago

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why is this repost being encouraged with upvotes??

[–]moneymoneymoneymonay 0 points1 point ago

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number agreement fail.

[–]kbfirebreather 0 points1 point ago

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Do this when you also bought 2x 5 gallon water cooler bottles. Good luck.

[–]Cleverlittlebuggha -3 points-2 points ago

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Hey Uuuughh this is a repost..

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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How reposted is it????

[–]Seraphimish -1 points0 points ago

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A more vulgar take on my family motto.

[–]apopheniac1989 -1 points0 points ago

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This is me. I do this.