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[–]pigferret 81 points82 points ago

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Well yeah man, cats aren't traditionally too fond of snowboarding.

They're more into skiing.

[–]nuclear_thundercane 19 points20 points ago

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I agree, that's totally a skier's stance.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cats can't ski. They don't even fit the snow boots.

[–]CommandZ 34 points35 points ago

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Dude your lamp is walking away

[–]kabukistar 21 points22 points ago

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Goodbye, lamp.

[–]hrbeck 8 points9 points ago

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I love lamp.

[–]jaminscript 2 points3 points ago

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Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP.

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[–]TerrorBite 1 point2 points ago

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I know that WAMP advertises itself as a "Web development platform", i.e. a system for developing and testing a web site. It's not intended to run as a production server, even though Apache is quite capable of being one - it's just not configured that way in WAMP. I assume LAMP would have similar goals.

Apache does seem to be the webserver of choice however, since it makes a very good general-purpose server. nginx (which I run) on the other hand, leans towards performance and is oriented towards frontending and/or static content.

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[–]TerrorBite 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed! Hence me mentioning that it's also the webserver of choice.

[–]Calvert4096 -1 points0 points ago

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How about a... LAMP MONSTER! OoOoOoOooo...

[–]HipHopHitmanforHire 27 points28 points ago

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I was wondering why someone put a bowl on that cats head. Then I started to wonder where it's head actually was.

[–]HybridEmblem 18 points19 points ago

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Radio in to dog fort, we've spotted a spy cattenna.

[–]NOACeulemans 34 points35 points ago

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I have no words to describe this. Nothing funny to add, no comment to make.

Because this is simply hilarious.

[–]Lunchable_ 22 points23 points ago

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Then you may see yourself out.

[–]to_0 4 points5 points ago

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I've always wanted a snowboarding cat lamp!!!!!!!

[–]JuniperJupiter 3 points4 points ago

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"Does this Cone of ShameTM make my butt look big?"

[–]iruntheinternet 7 points8 points ago

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His snowboard stance is all wrong.

[–]cockpitatheist 2 points3 points ago

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I hate all the cat pictures on the internet. This is the best damn cat picture I have ever seen. Upvote for you.

[–]hokeydokey 2 points3 points ago

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He looks like a pineapple. Submit to /r/trees. You'll get like a jillion upvotes.

[–]cammedouthillbilly 4 points5 points ago

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wonder cat, shape of lamp!!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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...and for the record this is not my kitty, this belongs to a friend of a friend's

[–]TheyTookYerJob 2 points3 points ago

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Best cat sitter ever.

[–]hurricaneR 1 point2 points ago

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This is either the cutest or saddest thing I have ever seen.

[–]Jack_Shid 0 points1 point ago

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Can't it be both?

[–]trekbette 1 point2 points ago

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Once that cone is off, you should probably lock your bedroom door when you sleep for a few days. That poor kitty will be looking for payback!

[–]greiger 1 point2 points ago

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I can hear Jon in the background, "Garfield!!! Where is my funnel?"

[–]Jack_Shid 1 point2 points ago

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This cat is gonna be PISSED when it starts raining.

[–]whatever_idc 2 points3 points ago

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I hate to be the one to ruin the fun, but I know that cat. He almost died in that snowboard accident.

[–]reginadolce 0 points1 point ago

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I only up voted this because I hate cats.....

[–]aliengoods1 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought this was a hairy lamp on a snowboard.

[–]Drewcifer704 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd

[–]roldiexp 0 points1 point ago

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at first i thought it was a feather duster

[–]TrainSquatter 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of cat is this?

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like a failed "Puss In Boots" attempt.

[–]caseyfw 0 points1 point ago

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Snowboard lampshade kitty don't give a fuck.

Now open the goddamn ski lift.

[–]niXor 0 points1 point ago

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Where is the 'On/Off' switch?

[–]blueb3rr1 0 points1 point ago

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Me gusta

[–]Takarias 0 points1 point ago

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This pretty much makes sense, but then I saw the snowboard.

[–]eaturliver 0 points1 point ago

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That has potential for an amazing lamp.

[–]SergioAStorms 0 points1 point ago

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But eye do.

[–]fuzzaiyy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god this, this is the best thing I've ever seen

[–]MashedHair 0 points1 point ago

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SO FLUFFY!

[–]whiteazn777 0 points1 point ago

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He is a snow cone!

[–]gary0ak 0 points1 point ago

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I have never laughed so much in my entire life.

[–]soulbend 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry.

[–]gary0ak 0 points1 point ago

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why?

[–]mbelf 0 points1 point ago

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Now fill it with marbles!

[–]happymensch 0 points1 point ago

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downvote for animal cruelty.

[–]Miningforwillpower 0 points1 point ago

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I just lol'd imagining that thing riding like that down a mountian

[–]erneholm 0 points1 point ago

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Neither goofy nor regular...

[–]Peachy88 0 points1 point ago

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I have not laughed that hard over an image on reddit in so long. Enjoy an upvote.

[–]Rolltop 0 points1 point ago

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The doodlebug (ant lion) strategy: Hang out at McDonald's counter. Catch falling cheeseburgers. Win.

[–]Im_on_an_upboat 0 points1 point ago

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Your kitty looks just like mine! Orange Persians FTW :)

Mine'd prolly rip that thing off, eat it, puke it up, and then saunter off with so little fucks given.

[–]EmanVanResu 0 points1 point ago

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What's that? You want to go to the front page?

FUCK YES GO SON, GO!

Cats.

Not joking; I upvoted.

[–]oouncolaoo 0 points1 point ago

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Nice lamp.

[–]misterH96 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like the lorax.

[–]olafthebent 0 points1 point ago

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Well I'm sure kitty would like it better if you filled the bowl with kibble.

[–]SMTRodent 0 points1 point ago

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:0( :0) :0( :0D :0(

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck did your cat do last night? Last time I woke up like that there were hookers... EVERYWHERE and a dead one in the pool... She drowned though... I think

[–]ramonez1 0 points1 point ago

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It took me a while to find the head.

[–]cntmason 0 points1 point ago

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Rofl rofl

[–]OneWarning13 0 points1 point ago

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Ryan Higa's new lamp?

[–]joojie 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand why vets buy these kind of cones. My favorites are the 3M, completely transparent ones. I'd hate not being able to see around me. I've worked at clinics that use the clear ones and clinics that use the opaque ones and far more pets/owners can't tolerate the opaque ones.

[–]Rolltop 0 points1 point ago*

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Agreed. If using a hard plastic collar - I always use the clear 3M ones. If a soft collar is okay - then the plasticized paper ones are better tolerated. Or, if I'm trying to protect the body from the mouth and not the head from the feet - the Bite Not neck braces are my favorite.

[–]Scarletsneakers 0 points1 point ago

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His large furry body and comically small head amuse me.

[–]OfficialTroll -1 points0 points ago

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Awesome.

[–]Ben_Jahmin -1 points0 points ago

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SOON

[–]wordybird -1 points0 points ago

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Is this for real?! Poor thing! I can't believe a vet would put that on a fluffy cat. Pure torture. lol

[–]Helter-Skeletor 3 points4 points ago

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Pure torture. lol

ಠ_ಠ

[–]wordybird 4 points5 points ago

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Problem?

[–]PukeFlavor 1 point2 points ago

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No reply means he/she is masturbating.

[–]wordybird -1 points0 points ago

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Haha, yeah. Game, set, match!

[–]AwkwardGinger -1 points0 points ago

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XD I can't remember the last time I actually laughed out loud at a cat pic...thank you!

[–]Bobobanks -1 points0 points ago

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To much fluff

[–]MalSponseller -2 points-1 points ago

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So. FLUFFY.

[–]roo11 -2 points-1 points ago

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Full of win

[–]a_chiral -2 points-1 points ago

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oh...NO...the saddest kitty in all the land.

[–]kwansolo -2 points-1 points ago

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that lamp is the really good at snowboarding

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao -2 points-1 points ago

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I thought it was a cat looking upwards with a flower vase sitting on his face...

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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this cat looks like my cat!

[–]7nights -3 points-2 points ago

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I have to wipe down my screen now. Thank you.