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[–]crunchmuncher 125 points126 points ago

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Relevant article, tl;dr: it only stays like this for a relatively short amount of time ("Just one night.").

[–]peanutbuttermayhem 159 points160 points ago

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Just like Cinderella.

[–]Cadvin 67 points68 points ago

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A horrible, lumpy Cinderella.

[–]trevor_magilister 23 points24 points ago

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[–]tablloyd 6 points7 points ago

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not quite. but i watched it anyway

[–]philmardok 11 points12 points ago

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dude, lump off.

[–]this_isnt_relevant 8 points9 points ago

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[–]therearesomewhocallm 1 point2 points ago

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Not available in Australia... :(

[–]micmahsi 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like this I'm pretty open minded, but that is in no way attractive or interesting.

[–]Fishfisherton 7 points8 points ago

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God damn it, I just had to search "scrotal saline injection"

[–]tytotabuki 4 points5 points ago

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Well, don't leave us hanging! What did you find?

[–]ivvy2340 2 points3 points ago

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Oh. My. God. Why?

[–]ne99ne 1 point2 points ago

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Rarely have I been so grateful for there being no link...

And yet also grateful for the link to a pic of said scrotum below...

[–]chinaberrytree 12 points13 points ago

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I want that guy's red contact.... is that a contact?

[–]wongo 66 points67 points ago

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Is...that a guy?

[–]redo_drew 19 points20 points ago

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thats a guy?

[–]chinaberrytree 8 points9 points ago

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...the bearded one?
stop confusing me, internet

[–]vertexvortex 19 points20 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Point to the bearded one.

[–]chinaberrytree 12 points13 points ago

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In the linked article? That I replied to? Have I missed something?

[–]megacrabmaster 20 points21 points ago

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yes. everyone thought you were talking about the original picture.

[–]Tehan 80 points81 points ago

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Feh, westerners have been doing this to their genitals for years. NSFW, needless to say.

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points ago

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kill.....me....

[–]bigbabyS 43 points44 points ago

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Whatever dude. The ladies love it.

[–]Tehan 43 points44 points ago

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Ladies can do it too. Again, NSFW.

[–]yankeesuck850 58 points59 points ago

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Why do I keep clicking?

[–]Inktastic 9 points10 points ago

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Good lord. Me too! Why?

[–]ply447 1 point2 points ago

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You learn eventually...

[–]rugtoad 124 points125 points ago

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[–]baseball1kek 10 points11 points ago

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this was such an under appreciated show

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[–]dvdrdiscs 2 points3 points ago

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Completely forgot that show existed. Can't remember the name though. Help me out here!

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[–]the_zilla21 1 point2 points ago

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the first SFL link I clicked in this.

[–]Sloppy1sts 17 points18 points ago

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The most fucked up part of that is that everyone in the comments thinks it's fucking awesome...

[–]yao_42 15 points16 points ago

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WTF MAN!!!!!

[–]theheartofgold 6 points7 points ago

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Holy shit, that seems like it would either hurt like a fucking bastard in a tree, or give you a hell of an orgasm.

[–]Bladewing10 20 points21 points ago

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What is wrong with people? Jesus tap dancing Christ.

[–]Tehan 1 point2 points ago

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Compared to some of the incredibly stupid things some people do for shits and giggles, saline injection is incredibly tame. It's temporary and practically risk-free, assuming those involved know what they're doing.

Sure, rubberneck if you want, half the fun in bodymodding is seeing people's reactions. But why assume there's something wrong with someone just because they're testing the limits of their own body?

[–]Bladewing10 16 points17 points ago

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We're not talking about body modification. Body modifications are ear piercings or tattoos. We're talking about a person filling their scrotum or clitoris with saline to the point of nearly bursting. That crosses the line from being an acceptable form of expression into something that makes me worry about their mental stability. What they're doing isn't defensible. It simply shouldn't be done.

[–]viciousbreed 7 points8 points ago

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If you have a seriously dehydrated animal, you can make a bubble of fluids under their skin for them to absorb overnight so they don't have an IV to pull out. This seems like about the same thing. Probably pretty hydrating for the person involved.

[–]ne99ne 6 points7 points ago

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Finally! A solution to the heartbreak of... drinking water?

[–]Tehan 13 points14 points ago

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Why? What's so wrong about it? Is it the needle? Can't be, you gave tattoos and piercings, both infinitely more permanent, the okay. Is it the saline? They put you on a drip of the same stuff in a hospital to keep you hydrated. It's nowhere near full to 'nearly bursting', because it's done via a drip - once the pressure of whatever's being infused is greater than that of gravity pulling the liquid through the tube, then the saline stops flowing.

So the only conclusion left that I see is that you think it's icky, and therefore it's 'unacceptable' and could only possibly be done by the mentally unstable. Is that it?

[–]Bladewing10 7 points8 points ago

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First of all, I highly doubt this procedure is as risk-free as you say it is. With tattoos and piercings, there is a long track record of trial and error and many successes that allow the results to be replicable. This type of procedure is still in its infancy and is therefore more dangerous given that the long-term (and short-term for that matter) consequences remain to be seen. As a result, they are typically done by people without specific training in that area, unlike tattooing and piercing.

As for the saline, saline is designed to be used topically to the skin or spread out over the area of the entire body, not collected in a small area with nowhere to go. Done incorrectly, it could separate muscle from fat or fat from skin, in addition to many other complications, and cause permanent damage.

Simply put, the risk isn't worth the reward. Risking permanent disfigurement for the sake of expression or sexual enjoyment or whatever is something that should be discouraged not encouraged.

[–]Tehan 7 points8 points ago

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So your argument is if it's done by an idiot, it could be dangerous and that there may be as-yet-unknown negative effects. Compared to dangerous-if-done-by-an-idiot actions that go on every day (driven a car lately?) and the activities with very much known negative effects (smoking comes to mind), saline infusion is nothing.

And above all else, whether the risk is worth the reward is for the individual to decide. They're not rushing out onto the street with needles and saline to inflate the genitals of random passers-by - they're doing it to themselves in the privacy of their own homes, and they have every right to do so.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It simply shouldn't be done.

I think that's saying a bit much. I, too, think this is bizarre and unnecessary, but really, they're not hurting anyone. They're doing it to their own bodies.

I wouldn't do it but I wouldn't feel like I have the authority to dictate that it's something that should not be done.
It's sort of like saying "smoking cigarettes should not be done." You don't have to do it, that's cool, but some just people do. In fact this body modification thing is probably less harmful than cigarettes.

[–]FOcast[!] 4 points5 points ago

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Why?

If it is "temporary and practically risk-free, assuming those involved know what they're doing" as Tehan says, then I see no reason why it shouldn't be done by people who want to do it. Sure, I don't want to look at it, but nobody's shoving their enlarged genitals in my face.

If you know something about this that Tehan and I don't, feel free to share.

[–]Allikuja 5 points6 points ago

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Won't doing this give them saggy foreheads???

[–]Captain__Trips 3 points4 points ago

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How isn't it defensible? Its safe and not permanent. Those are two formidable defenses right there.

[–]Sloppy1sts 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking. Weird. Man. Probably painful as shit too.

[–]pow3rthrough 1 point2 points ago

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who are you to declare someone mentally sound or not?

body modifications are any change you make to your body from coloring your hair to things as extreme as this and more. just because you do not understand or agree with it doesn't mean that they are not aware of what they are doing.

any person on BME especially (only bringing this up because this is where everyone links to) is aware of the proper sterile procedure and consequences.

i always forget how much reddit hates all forms of body modification outside of tiny nose piercings or mario tattoos.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"I wouldn't do it, so nobody should!"

[–]okaufman 1 point2 points ago

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Never going to eat sushi again.

[–]Atheist101 1 point2 points ago

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Why not the titties? That would be amazing

[–]DukeOfGeek 2 points3 points ago

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Your pleas for death gave me the strength not to click, so your suffering was not for nothing..

[–]forgot_old_account 12 points13 points ago

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wtf did i just see? i clicked the link and I went blind for 10 minutes

[–]jalalipop 7 points8 points ago

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I can't click on this with people behind me, but just trying to imagine what that link could hold is terrifying.

[–]dickbucket 13 points14 points ago

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Gigantic ballsack with a needle stuck in it.

[–]jalalipop 2 points3 points ago

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Perversely, that might be less terrible than what I was imagining. Think donut injections like the ones pictured, except circling around the penis.

[–]legitness 3 points4 points ago

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OH GOD WHY?

[–]DeliciousKiwi 1 point2 points ago

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By habit: "right click --> "Open link in incognito window" --> suspicious hunch.

[–]ply447 4 points5 points ago

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We need disposable computers for this type of shit...

[–]gefahr 1 point2 points ago

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needles to say

ftfy :(

[–]TMHF 70 points71 points ago

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Juggalos of the East

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[–]SlimeQSlimeball 83 points84 points ago

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Juggaros

[–]Estoye 5 points6 points ago

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Jackalopes?

[–]decodersignal 8 points9 points ago

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No those are animals with artificial horns... OH FUCK IT'S PERFECT

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Satsumomo 22 points23 points ago

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I thought it would be a bit more obvious to everyone that these girls are going for a Japanese demon look. http://i.imgur.com/Druxp.jpg

[–]corporateswine 226 points227 points ago

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jeeze gais, its called "culture", i think we can all stand to be more openmine- views image

ಠ_ಠ

i quit

[–]Nikoras 23 points24 points ago

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Yes from all the other threads I've seen on here I am narrow minded for not approving of their "body mods".

[–]robertbobbobby 42 points43 points ago

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No, it is not necessary for you to approve them to be open-minded, only to accept that they have the right and freedom to do this stupid shit to themselves if they so choose.

Too many people equate open-mindedness with acceptance or submission, not so, it just means you aren't going to actively insert your values into someone else's life.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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my values? my values are that if you do something like this you have a seriously unhealthy desire to be noticed and show this in a way which i do not care for.

[–]Nikoras 1 point2 points ago

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That's kind of what I was driving at...

[–]robertbobbobby 3 points4 points ago

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I know it was, I just spelled it out for all the others. I'm didactic that way.

[–]popnlochnessmonster 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes people need things spelled out for them. Being didactic is not a problem.

[–]harabec01 35 points36 points ago

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Beauty is only a light switch away

[–]Cephelopodia 41 points42 points ago

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That goes out the window once one of follwing things happens: 1. You feel the proto-horns trying to emerge from the skull. 2. I was going to list more, but let's just go with #1.

[–]TROLOLERT 1 point2 points ago

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2. You wake up in the morning next to something that fills your nights with horror and regret

JK DOESNT MATTER HAD SEX LOL

[–]viiralvx 15 points16 points ago

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Reminds me of the Oni.

[–]this_isnt_happening 5 points6 points ago

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Big time. I'm actually assuming that's what they're going for, because it's the only explanation I can wrap my mind around.

[–]dwemthy 1 point2 points ago

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First thing I thought of when I saw that. Somehow the makeup and piercings add to the effect.

[–]knorby 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Hawk_Irontusk 29 points30 points ago

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FALSE ADVERTISEMENT! There is no actual fuck in this image.

[–]jaspersurfer 6 points7 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]LinksToBoobs 270 points271 points ago

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[–]Fookimoose 140 points141 points ago

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This links to a picture of wonderfully large breasts in a bikini. It may be considered NSFW for some. Heads up.

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[–]Rich_Dunn 27 points28 points ago

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Anyone else have a really hard time leaving this site? I mean who knows what the next pictures going to be.

[–]liquidwax 12 points13 points ago

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I dunno... I got a picture of Alyson Hannigan circa 8 years ago in her FSM shoot. I was pretty much, "Yeah, that's as good an eyebleach as I'll ever need.. thanks!"

[–]Pluvo 15 points16 points ago

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flying spaghetti monster?

[–]Marctetr 2 points3 points ago

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[–]baconbeagle 8 points9 points ago

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For an entire year I thought that site was a shock site full of horrible images akin to tub girl and blue waffles. I finally manned up enough to click it, only to be greeted by a beautiful girl covered in mud juggling a soccer ball. You can only imagine my surprise.

[–]WMDistraction 1 point2 points ago

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I completely forgot about this site.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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i mean look at the username... you shoulda known.

[–]Turtle_Talk 123 points124 points ago

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I can has taste ?

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[–]Turtle_Talk 86 points87 points ago

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I am no normal redditor. I am Novelty

[–]The_Enchiridion 9 points10 points ago

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I like you. You're one of my favorites.

[–]flippin-tables 85 points86 points ago

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But... what about me?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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The day you become appreciated is the day you will no longer be needed.

You're the Aquaman of novelty accounts.

[–]MadMageMC 13 points14 points ago

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Hahaha! ... Srsly. Clean the dishes.

[–]VonAether 2 points3 points ago

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Calm down, bro.

┬──┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[–]RedTurtle 1 point2 points ago

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Redditor for one day?

[–]aulter1688 6 points7 points ago

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You'd probably have that many upvotes if you commented on every single thread too.

[–]RedTurtle 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Turtle_Talk 1 point2 points ago

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I am ALMIGHTY

[–]jjanx 54 points55 points ago

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I GET IT IT'S A NOVELTY ACCOUNT. +9000 INTERNETS FOR DOING WHAT YOUR USERNAME SAYS

[–]i_only_say_lol 89 points90 points ago

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lol

[–]cr101 11 points12 points ago

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Hey, I'll actually pay you $20 to say something other than lol. Seriously.

[–]i_only_say_lol 57 points58 points ago

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lol

[–]cr101 13 points14 points ago

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Damn, he's good. Maybe I can mess with him by starting to say lol without finishing, and get him off-cycle. lo

[–]i_only_say_lol 38 points39 points ago

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lol

[–]cr101 20 points21 points ago

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Attempts to hack into your account have failed, the password was not "lol"

[–]i_only_say_lol 40 points41 points ago

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lol

[–]r_spiders_link[!] 49 points50 points ago*

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Just so you guys know, one time he forgot that he was still on his novelty account and really did say something other than "lol". Proof. (The comment was shortly deleted but the damage had been done)

[–]Highpersonic 2 points3 points ago

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Nope. You can't buy that guy.

[–]TinyEarl 4 points5 points ago

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HOW DARE HE GET MORE WORTHLESS IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS THAN ME! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

[–]Titfish 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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megusta

[–]Sloppy1sts 1 point2 points ago

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You're all right, man.

[–]itimedout 3 points4 points ago

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Meh...to each her own.

[–]bigmur72 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Dubersive 36 points37 points ago

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Take away the forehead lump and the one on the right's not so bad, even with the freaky eye.

[–]marvelous_molester 19 points20 points ago

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Yeah, I would even say the eye kind of adds something. Then again I always wanted to fuck a girl with a lazy-eye so maybe it's just me.

[–]donpapillon 114 points115 points ago

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ಠ_ರ

[–]whynotdan 12 points13 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]donpapillon 24 points25 points ago

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Yes, but you couldn't see in depth.

[–]fullyerected 1 point2 points ago

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I have and it is awesome. Except when she is staring at you with one eye and reading her iPhone with the other... sort of ruins the mood. But when she climaxes and both eyes stray in different directions: glorious.

[–]kahmikaiser 1 point2 points ago

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Except when she is staring at you with one eye and reading her iPhone with the other....

she's multitasking.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]lambast 1 point2 points ago

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Check the article left by crunchmuncher above, her teeth are nasty as fuck in the pic they have there about a quarter of the way down the page.

[–]00zero00 3 points4 points ago

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The girl on the right has a forked tongue

[–]rob79 2 points3 points ago

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At first I was a little bit shocked, but then I realized that they're injecting their faces with saline which IMO is much less disturbing/crazy/dangerous than injecting a face with botulinum toxin (botox) which is commonly accepted. Shine on you crazy bagelheads.

[–]bigmur72 6 points7 points ago

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DAMNIT....this fad has moved over to our western culture! Even kids are doing it!

http://mydadhomies.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/p7250130.jpg?w=450&h=337

[–]Dangerzone812 8 points9 points ago

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Seriously, what I don't get is why........?

[–]TheTwist 47 points48 points ago

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Well, you remember when you were a teenager and had all those zit problems?

BAM! Japan!

Fuck your logic.

[–]Pelokt 28 points29 points ago

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BAM! Japan! Fuck your logic.

I want this on a shirt now.

[–]stfm 21 points22 points ago

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[–]CrayonOfDoom 1 point2 points ago

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Why not?

[–]McRodo 5 points6 points ago

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I would have loved to be there when the first person said "Whoa... you know what would be cool? If we like.... got bagels.... you know bagels right?... okay so check this out.... bagels.... but in our heads, like... behind our skins.... huh? huh? Bagel heads? huh? That'd be dope" of course it would be all in Japanese, so it'd be like "おっと...あなたは、クールになるのか知っていますか?我々は、好きなら....ベーグルを持って....あなたは、右のベーグルを知っていますか?...大丈夫そうこれをチェックして....ベーグル....しかし、私たちの頭の中に、好き...私たちのスキンの背後にある....でしょ?でしょ?ベーグルはヘッド?でしょ?それは麻薬ですね"

[–]ydm6669 4 points5 points ago

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actually, the guy who did this first, is from Montréal ... Jérome Abramovitch ( http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Jerome_Abramovitch )

[–]Zen1 1 point2 points ago

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and he didn't use machine translation either

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 24 points25 points ago

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[–]illrepute 9 points10 points ago

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I wish you were in every thread ever.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 1 point2 points ago

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Once the plan is complete, I plan to be in every thread, every street and every home. Maybe in that very chair you're sitting right now.

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Oops, should have thought of that one :/

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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[–]keepinithamsta 10 points11 points ago

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I want to poke him with a needle.

[–]nickateen 2 points3 points ago

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Oh Japan, that's adorable.

[–]rainydayglory 2 points3 points ago

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completely missed the syringes. then i screamed.

[–]antiphillidor 2 points3 points ago

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Reavers. It's the only explanation. They're actually reavers.

[–]effingeenyus 2 points3 points ago

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WTF = Japan like 90% of the time

[–]CheshireC4t 2 points3 points ago

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Never trust a Ferengi.

[–]mab1376 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Why the fuck do people try to throw "actual" into "what the fuck"?

[–]AKA_Squanchy 4 points5 points ago

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Looks healthy!

[–]InspiredByKITTENS 12 points13 points ago

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It's just subcutaneous fluids. Those might even be clean needles and lines!

[–]maggotboy 1 point2 points ago

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mmmmm... bagel fucking

[–]keirinmaster 1 point2 points ago

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What is this I don’t even...

[–]shawnpeps 1 point2 points ago

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Anybody know what the deal with this is?

[–]ripples2288 3 points4 points ago

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Rich kids are jealous that god hates other people more than them.

[–]mflux 1 point2 points ago

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I was walking on Market Street in SF today and saw something like this except it wasn't for fashion, it was an actual physical deformity.

[–]littleimp 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S NOT CALLED WTAF

[–]creo68 1 point2 points ago

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i actually felt my testicles contracting in fear.

[–]Kuusou 1 point2 points ago

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This is old news. They put that liquid in their head and then press on it.

I saw this on a talk show a long time ago.

[–]iamNakor 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE.

[–]big_dirt 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK OF ALL FUCKS

[–]genequagmire 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome, they're oni.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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tumors are IN!

[–]TheGhostWhoWalks 1 point2 points ago

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The first WTF in a long, long while to give me pause.

[–]Captkap 1 point2 points ago

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Cardassians!

[–]medmedina007 1 point2 points ago

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Cool, Oni.

[–]Downed_Frigate 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Thundaskank 1 point2 points ago

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why do you guys gotta be so lumping oppressive of other lumping peoples lumping ideas and choices, GOD. Lump off MOM.

[–]KomradKratz 1 point2 points ago

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]scienceisneat 1 point2 points ago

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Well, that's enough internet for today....

[–]genequagmire 3 points4 points ago

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actual fuck

Stop it. Stop it now.

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[–]Cephelopodia 13 points14 points ago

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You're referring to giving her counseling, correct?

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[–]rabiesmcz 2 points3 points ago

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A trepanning?

[–]dwemthy 2 points3 points ago

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A hole will be involved, presumably.

[–]GODOFTHUNDERR 1 point2 points ago

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A...donut hole?

[–]tiny_mars_humans 3 points4 points ago

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Finally, the Japanese have figured out a way to look like white trash!

[–]Zen1 3 points4 points ago*

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They've figured that out a long time ago . My favorite theme is the obvious Walmart import such as "I'm a bitch, so what?" or this gem, which made me laugh so hard I cried (while at work)

EDIT: Maybe I find the example pic funnier cause I've lived in Japan for two years.. I go to clubs sometime and see people obsessed with Mexico / Chicano culture all the time, even down to one guy telling me "I'm not really Japanese.. I'm Mexican". Also, there is a famous, and very popular rapper known as "El Latino", and I doubt he speaks a word of Spanish other than "hola" and "tequila"

[–]DrakenBard 1 point2 points ago

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I would still do the one on the right.

[–]dapandas 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rabiesmcz 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone remember that issue of Transmetropolitan where Spider introduced the argument that if you replaced your arm with a robot part you were still human, then a leg, and so on saying that no matter how much of your body was replaced by mechanical parts you were still human?

That doesn't apply here, these are monsters.

[–]Dr9[!] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]ferricfelix 1 point2 points ago

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I immediately thought of Transmetropolitan upon seeing this post. Ever since finishing the series, I notice how our world is not all that different from the dystopia inhabited by Spider J. We got wierd body mods, the blogosphere/social media cloud, corrupt politicians, and police brutality. Now all we need is sentient nanite clouds and unrestricted use of heavy weaponry covered under journalist insurance.

[–]dumbgaytheist 0 points1 point ago

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Body art is beautiful!! You're just closed-minded! /s

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yeah...some people eh? Can't wait for the apocalypse...or my own demise, whichever comes first, no matter...

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What a misleading name.

[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

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Before and after

[–]tmars 0 points1 point ago

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a guy did this to his junk once.

[–]joeycocoadiaz 0 points1 point ago

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wtf joe rogan

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

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This isnt cool japan. Im pretty sure faces arent supposed to look like that.

[–]MrakFink 0 points1 point ago

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Because William Gibson.

[–]inuyome1008 0 points1 point ago

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But... WHY?